The cat sees a few here and there. You humans try and pull it off a your lair. I just doesn't work. For humanity it isn't a perk. What is that? Why, it is why humans can't act like a cat.
Reason one is easy.
If you let things get breezy,
Going wherever you like.
You're ready for a slammer hike.
Reason two is simple.
From toe to pimple,
Licking yourself clean,
Is not something to be seen.
Reason three comes to be,
Because you can't go up a tree.
You need branches to climb.
You may as well be a mime.
Reason four is another,
That shall get an, "oh brother."
Watching you try and jump high,
And you can't do it on the first try.
Reason five gets messy,
No need to be dressy.
You can't knock everything on the floor,
And get away with it at your shore.
Reason six has its faults,
You do the cat waltz.
I.e. chase a little red dot.
Yeah, might not go over so hot.
Reason seven you do,
But may lead to a divorce or two.
Only give attention when it is good for you.
That may turn you black and blue.
Reason eight many take the bait.
Their ego rises at a huge rate.
If you think you rule all,
You may have a great fall.
Reason nine is here.
Humans may run in fear,
But if you do so from a vacuum cleaner,
You may be the next loony bin screener.
Reason ten is best.
It tops all the rest.
Sleeping anywhere and everywhere,
You just can't do at your lair.
And now you know why you aren't a cat. Even though many humans try such things where they are at. It doesn't quite work out the same way. No one is going to scoop your crap on display. Have you given any a try? May not want to admit it on the fly. And no, you can't be a singing bass. That would just hurt the ears of my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.