Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Round Forty Eight Brings Us To Date!

Or maybe it could bring you a date. Hey, you and a search engine nut could mate. What would that bring about? Something that you don't let out? That would be wise as the search engine nuts buzz like flies.

soukeqlzy

A weird sneeze that makes your face freeze?

big boobs pasties mimes

A mime boob lover. Be sure not to shove her.

cat grab beer

No thanks. But maybe bills from banks.

decapitate live rat

Sicko alert. Not enough Ernie and Bert?

frog dog its rhyme time

Looking for a book. Works for my nook.

Cats got my balls

That may get a yell as the cat raises a little hell.

Grab a ball and bounce it

Is that what happened later? Hey, at least you didn't face a gator.

My wrinkles are smiling at

At who? Back at you? At the loo? Are you cuckoo?

Just on time man

Damn, not a flash in the pan. Man's got a plan.

Nanny said it was wrong

To play Donkey Kong? Can't sing his DK rap song?

Meghan came afer me with a knife

Was she your wife? Did she cause you strife?

Hooch ate my shoe

There you go, Blue. They found your shoe. It is dog poo after a chew.

Don't worry be happy

Unless you run into Flappy. She is far too yappy.

Story time under my bed

The cat agrees. He can get under there in a breeze.

And the winner this time sure likes to drop a dime. Would they call him a rat? Or it could be a her where they are at. I do not know and do not want to at my show.

Lillies felt tingly on Florence's bottom

Is anyone named Florence any more? Damn, now that is some thrill at her shore. I guess flowers can do more than just look pretty and die. Care to give flower ass rubbing a try? Maybe you could teach a flower ass rubbing class? Just don't expect to see my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

73 comments:

  1. Maybe the cat grabbed a beer, then got balls, grabbed a ball and bounced it but decided to get into the Hooch. Hooch ate the shoe, everybody was happy and then of course the lillies felt tingly on Florence's bottom.

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    1. damn, you made it all make sense
      Sure no sitting on the fence

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  2. LOL @ the lillies!!!!! Well, I kind of feel bad for flowers. They're only use is to be looked at. These lillies wanted a career!!

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    1. They wanted fortune and fame
      Everyone to know their new claim

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  3. Good fun to read Pat. Keep up the good work.
    Yvonne.

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  4. And why is Florence rubbing lilies on her butt?

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    1. Maybe they thrill
      Of she need a loony bin pill

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  5. Can I use soukeqlzy in scrabble?

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  6. I have had some older ladies called Florence in my office. I wonder if they grow lilies?? Cat grabbing balls doesn't sound too appealing

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    1. That would hurt indeed
      Maybe your Florence did the deed

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  7. Looking for a date in crazy land
    Don't just bury head in sand
    Take a chance on the boardwalk
    Like wearing jusr one dirty sock

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    1. One dirty, one clean
      Either way, may have to sell your spleen

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  8. Lillies,
    giving thrillies.
    hahaha...

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    1. lol a garden can grow
      And put on an R rated show

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  9. Talk about strong opinions and not a bit of it makes sense. Maybe you should become a political speech writer Pat.

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  10. Round Forty Eight Brings Us To Date!
    Contending search engine nuts of late
    Perhaps check out the flowers
    On with sentimental encounters
    Draws out one's reaction without a bait

    Hank

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  11. this was an odd one. and it's not a wacky Wednesday yet

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    1. Nope, not yet
      As the search nuts find the pet

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  12. I will never look at lilies the same again
    though such a pretty flower
    but the image displayed here
    has me shuddering for many an hour

    betty

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    1. lol anything can turn dirty
      When the crazies get flirty

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  13. My oh my
    Why oh why
    This made me roll my eye(s)

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  14. frog dog its rhyme time?
    maybe part 2 after your zoo?

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    1. A book that came due
      Here at my zoo

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  15. It's hard to wrap my mind around these, Pat! I wouldn't want to get into a pool filled with these bottom-feeders! Loved how you juxtaposed "Cats got my balls" with "Grab a ball and bounce it." That gave me a big laugh! Have a good one, my friend!

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    1. haha can switch it around
      Yeah, wouldn't want to be anywhere where they are found

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    2. Pier 21, eh? I'll have to watch out for Los Hugos the next time I'm in the vicinity!

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    3. haha caught that did you
      There at your zoo

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    4. You have such fun with your writing, Pat! Your books are huge playgrounds where you lead us on a wild, rule-breaking chase no matter the genre! That makes it great fun for a reader, if he or she can just let go and enjoy the chase to all the surprising places it races.

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    5. Glad it is grand
      My newest one I just finished is all kinds of nuts across the US land lol

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  16. With searches like this, is it any wonder our choice is Hilary or The Donald?

    Well, not you, Pat......you'll just have to deal with all the bad actors who claim they're heading to Canada if Trump wins!

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    1. haha some bad actors are on his side too
      Like Chachi, who knew

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  17. I like lilies but I don't know about the tingly thing;)

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    1. lol don't got that tingly feeling
      No dirty lilly dealing

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  18. I'm always amazed at what people come up with...

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    1. Yep, nuts as can be
      Lately though none to see

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  19. Oy vey
    What we read at your bay!
    A rat with no head
    Wouldn't want one in my bed.

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    1. Nope, not one at all
      Nothing dead in bed at our hall

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  20. You know I have never met a pair of boobs that talked, so maybe they are all mimes? Ah the crime. Ha a chuckle had is a chuckle indeed, and in deed, it is good to be seen, gracing the mat of the cat and his human pat...now back under the bed to tell stories that roam my head...

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    1. Well since you got skinny over there
      You can crawl under the bed with ease at your lair
      Hmmm good thought they could all be mimes
      Maybe one should find out for sure by doing the deed a few times

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  21. Grab a ball and bounce it?
    No shit!
    That's a game I'm gonna pass
    Rather bounce my blue ass

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  22. I'm on the lookout for that beer!

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  23. orlin N cassie

    we iz LOCAO at de flowerz on de buttz !!!!!!!!☺☺☺♥♥♥ de food servizz gurl haz sum lillies in de gardin; we think we will sneek out side two nite; grab sum & place em on her azz while herz a sleep !! ☺☺☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. lol now that would be a sight
      Get a pic and black mail her for spite lol

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  24. Hey Pat in the Hatt
    And the rhyming cat
    Now this dawg's got your balls
    Enjoy the falls
    And your new, squeaky voice
    Oh yes, rejoice.

    Pawsitive wishes and doing the dishes,

    Penny!

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    1. The mutt got snipped
      So tried return tripped

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  25. My cats go under the bed like a breeze when their dad sneeze loud!

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    1. A sneeze sure isn't dandy
      Good thing the bed is handy

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  26. No worries, be happy. It's summer, so eat lots of ice-cream!!!

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  27. Nothing could be finer!
    Big boobs pasties mimes!
    If she's not a minor...
    good times, good times.

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    1. Good times had by all
      Let's hope they don't stall

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  28. Where do these people come from?

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    1. Beats the heck out of me
      As they search with glee

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  29. I think I'll be avoiding anyone named Florence or Meghan from here on out.

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    1. May be wise
      Unless they are in disguise

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  30. ernie and bert - ha - used to love watching them when i was a kid... and search engine are strange creatures at times...just saying

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  31. Decapitate a rat? Don't tell the cat, but I'm partial to friendly rats.

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    1. That is okay
      They cat is friendly as he plays them to death at his bay

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  32. Nightingale....she of the lamp?

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  33. Tingly lilies
    Sound like fun
    Feathering gently
    On one's bum!

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    1. Could get a thrill
      Rolling as two down a hill

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