A weird sneeze that makes your face freeze?
big boobs pasties mimes
A mime boob lover. Be sure not to shove her.
cat grab beer
No thanks. But maybe bills from banks.
decapitate live rat
Sicko alert. Not enough Ernie and Bert?
frog dog its rhyme time
Looking for a book. Works for my nook.
Cats got my balls
That may get a yell as the cat raises a little hell.
Grab a ball and bounce it
Is that what happened later? Hey, at least you didn't face a gator.
My wrinkles are smiling at
At who? Back at you? At the loo? Are you cuckoo?
Just on time man
Damn, not a flash in the pan. Man's got a plan.
Nanny said it was wrong
To play Donkey Kong? Can't sing his DK rap song?
Meghan came afer me with a knife
Was she your wife? Did she cause you strife?
Hooch ate my shoe
There you go, Blue. They found your shoe. It is dog poo after a chew.
Don't worry be happy
Unless you run into Flappy. She is far too yappy.
Story time under my bed
The cat agrees. He can get under there in a breeze.
And the winner this time sure likes to drop a dime. Would they call him a rat? Or it could be a her where they are at. I do not know and do not want to at my show.
Lillies felt tingly on Florence's bottom
Is anyone named Florence any more? Damn, now that is some thrill at her shore. I guess flowers can do more than just look pretty and die. Care to give flower ass rubbing a try? Maybe you could teach a flower ass rubbing class? Just don't expect to see my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.