Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Stick Out A Sign And It Will Be Fine!


Still have it?
Maybe a bit?
No problem at all. 
It'll be gone after this call.

Or would that be verse?
Now no need to curse.
Verse or call.
I'll get rid of it all.

You see that big hole?
It may house a mole.
Now it houses part of you.
Hmm, get my drift at my zoo?

You see the dump?
Trash in many a lump.
They are piled high.
A piece of you went there to die.

That volcano is big.
You can dance a jig.
Lava may flow,
But away a piece did go.

You see that loo?
It is public and super eww.
Down a piece went.
No need to get bent.

My litter box works.
It has perks.
Buried and gone.
Nope, not a con.

What is it?
What is this bit?
Read the badge?
Don't be a cadge.

Be free of it.
Every little bit.
Easy as can be.
No insecurity for thee.

Why is that?
You stopped it flat.
You sent it on a one way vacation,
To a rather miserable pumping station.

There you are. Can ship it by train, plane or car. Your insecurity can take a vacation somewhere that is as nasty as can be. Doesn't that work for thee? There it will get lost like the scent of my gas. Hey, it gets lost eventually from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

94 comments:

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    1. My phone is on the fritz today, but Carlos is me...Jax!!

      So is a piece of me going down the loo or a piece of something else? Ew, cat!!! That's just gross!!! Bleh, gag, barf.

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    2. I figured it was you
      Unless Carlos were to blog too
      And number One too
      As you talk about number two

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  2. No fear at your bay?
    Must be so many books at your display.
    You have that secure feeling that I crave
    when the critics only rave
    about how great your books truly are
    and talk about your raising star!

    Guess I wasn't number one at your bay
    almost on this IWSG day!

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    1. Almost there
      With minutes to spare
      Blabber beat a Old One Eye
      Oh me, oh my

      lmao rave they may not all do
      But doesn't bother my zoo
      The hate may fly
      But pfffft becomes spry

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  3. AND a piece of hair leaves a cat's body every few seconds. People flake skin constantly. It's a trashy world. :)

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    1. That it surely is
      Enough to strain OCD biz

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  4. Wonderful to read Pat, certainly have a knack with words.
    Yvonne.

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  5. A one way ticket to hell would be great for my insecurity!

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  6. Still insecure? Well titch, titch, titch
    Holy smokes ain't that a bitch
    Use Cat's advice and take a hike
    Maybe even ride your bike

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    1. I'd rather drive
      Here at my hive
      Bikes take too long
      But ones legs sure get strong

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  7. I prefer to leave my insecurity at home and go on vacation to the beach. In fact, I'm doing that in less than two weeks, Yay!

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    1. A good way to be too
      There at your zoo

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  8. Insecurity by planes, trains and automobiles. Wasn't that a Steve Martin movie?

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    1. And John Candy too
      Cool Runnings through and through

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  9. The more blog posts I write
    The mor insecurity takes flight
    Of course if rather ride my bike
    Strong legs I reaaly like

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    1. But typing on my phone
      Always seems to make me groan

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    2. Strong legs are grand
      Gets you across the land
      Even if the phone screws up
      Creating a hiccup

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  10. Stick Out A Sign And It Will Be Fine!
    For insecurity is not that should bind
    Forget the stress
    Fight for the best
    Insecurity will then be kept on the line

    Hank

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    1. Fight your way through
      And few will come due

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  11. delete that fear
    go drink a beer
    or seek support
    plenty of folks help sort

    that fear

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    1. That they do
      At one's zoo
      Better than liquor
      As that can make you sicker

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  12. Wise to send the fear far from thee
    out on the ocean sea
    enjoy time away from it at one's bay
    and enjoy the time as you stay

    betty

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    1. Enjoying is the name of the game
      No sense lighting and fear flame

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  13. Doesn't do one any good at all to be insecure. Won't get you anywhere so might as well just hang it up.

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    1. Hang it on the wall
      And be done with it all

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  14. Still working on being number one. I know it is 10:14 EST; but, I am getting there. No insecurity, I shall be number one sooner or later.

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    1. Can always wait for next year
      When 24 posts in one day are here

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  15. Orlin has the best attitude in the world when it comes to insecurities. And I'm guessing Pat does as well:)

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    1. We both have it down
      Not letting them make us frown

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  16. I'm not very insecure actually, is that weird?

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    1. A fine way to be
      As it works for we three

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  17. I'd love to throw my insecurities into a volcano when they rear their ugly heads.

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    1. Toss them in
      Watch them burn and spin

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  18. A litter box for doubt?
    That’s what I’m takin’ about!

    VR Barkowski

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  19. I like that idea. A litter box for insecurities. Maybe my cat will let me borrow his. ;)

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    1. May be slightly used
      But the cat would be amused

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  20. Sounds like we're all falling apart.

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  21. I'm all for that! Goodbye insecurity. Have a nice day...er, life.

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    1. Toss away for life
      Freeing you of strife

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  22. yOnsecure things make me nervous!

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    1. Can't go under the bed
      Oh the dread

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  23. Buried in the litter box. Not really gone just out of sight.

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    1. Out of mind
      So they say in mankind

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  24. LOL, like your rhymes. Love the art on your blog too. Lots of fun to come here.
    Happy IWSG Day
    Juneta @ Writer's Gambit

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    1. Glad it is fun
      As a daily rhyme is spun

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  25. LOL, like your rhymes. Love the art on your blog too. Lots of fun to come here.
    Happy IWSG Day
    Juneta @ Writer's Gambit

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  26. Guess I'll try to flush away my insecurities this month. Or scoop them away.

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    1. Scoop them and chuck
      Be gone in the garbage truck

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  27. Replies
    1. Flush them down
      Let them go under town

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  28. Flush or bury...they say cats can be trained to do the first...I think that would be cool to see. :)

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    1. I've seen some that can do that
      As they flush away their scat

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  29. I'd flush my insecurities, but my computer problems remain. Not fair. I'd flush my computer if it wasn't so dang important. Happy IWSG Day, Pat! Nice poem. You rock in the rhyme department.

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    1. Can rhyme away
      But ugg to computer issues at any bay

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  30. Those insecure writers just overthink
    pushing their topics to the brink.
    Just start typing
    forget the hyping.
    haha.

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    1. The easy way to be
      Crazy helps to at ones sea

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  31. orlin N cassie...we had sum sea cure a teez over at wall street....now sudden lee we R in sea cure a bout de lot of em ~~~~~

    { werldz stoooooopidest post commint; number : 423,033, 631 } ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. Well with that place
      One should run away at a steady pace

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  32. Replies
    1. Or with a pair of socks
      Down by the docks

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  33. Flushing cats is a super skill to teach a cat. Will they put the seat down?

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    1. Nope, they won't do that
      But they can flush their scat

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  34. An edgy little rhyme for Insecure Day!
    Flushing your troubles away
    Must be happenin' at your bay!

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    1. Down they go
      As we'll go anywhere with our flow

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  35. I need to flush some insecurities away
    then I will feel lighter this day...

    The cat is wise or is that Pat!
    Pat in the Hatt, always a message at his mat...

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    1. Always something at play
      From we three each day

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  36. A litter box that works buried and gone....just eeww. Now everytime I see a litter box I am gonna picture a mind field of hidden poops.

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    1. haha that is what the cat calls the beach
      When the giant litter box is in reach

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  37. Yep, bury them and move on. Ain't nobody got time for insecurities!

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  38. LOL! I'll keep that volcano image in mind and imagine those nasty insecurities carried away by molten lava!

    The last verse makes me laugh about something entirely different ~ right in the middle of a big housing development that is being built nearby is a brand new sewage lift station which the development is labeling a "wastewater" lift station. I jump with delight, because the new development has destroyed my beloved prairie pocket and banished its beautiful antelope leaving it with a sewage lift station instead.

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    1. "progress" always screws things up in country or city
      In this case, it's literally quite shitty

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  39. Insecurities can sure ruin a day.
    That's why it's good to wash them away.

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    1. And then goo out all clean
      Works for the ocd at my scene

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  40. But... but.. the poor insecurities being cast off like that... won't they get their own insecurities if we do that?
    giggle

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    1. haha serves them right
      Let them take flight

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  41. Oh good, the right place, lol. I was insecurity free today. And yesterday, since I forgot I scheduled a post :)

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    1. lol hey, it works
      Forgetting can have perks

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  42. Insecurities
    Never bother me
    At least not in terms of writing
    Though others might come biting

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    1. I just shrug them away
      And move on with my day

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  43. Sometimes an insecurity that goes on break can unfortunately be replaced by another one.

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    1. That it might
      Unless all take flight

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  44. That's one way to get rid of ones' insecurity
    then maybe one will find tranquility.

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  45. No insecurities here...
    nothing to fear
    just get one's rear in gear!

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