Do you ever stop and think of how dumb some insults are? I'm sure you do or just end up getting insulted at your sand bar. Which is worse? A dumb insult curse? Or being so dumb you get insulted by dumb? Should that be a rule of thumb?
Did I call you dumb?
Cursing me and then some?
While bite me!
Do you see?
Bite me I say.
Quite the display.
If you bent and bit,
Actually doing it.
Hurt me more than you.
Unless on a bone you chew.
Then you may break a tooth.
Hurt you more in a dentist booth.
Or if a dirty person says it.
Then you may regret that bit.
Could catch the plague.
Rather the insult be vague?
Like a pretty finger,
That some let linger?
We've been there.
A finger. Wowweeee. Like I care.
And then there is F*** You!
That makes many stew.
Hmm wouldn't that be a good thing?
Unless you are snip snip at your wing.
Or the insult is from an unattractive mate.
Maybe the other side of the swinging gate?
But most times it would be a thrill.
And hey, may just fit the bill.
Or go F*** yourself.
Unless you are a good little elf,
Been there, done that.
More insulting to pelt scat.
Also we got dumb ass.
That insults in mass.
Who cares if your ass is dumb?
It sits on toilets and then some.
Not like it needs a brain for that.
Let your ass be a dingbat.
It can be as dumb as can be.
Now dumb brain should offend thee.
Dumb brain doesn't have the same ring though. Still, more insulting when you come down to it at your show. Get insulted by the dumb? Hope you don't suck your thumb. So even if the so called insult is crass it doesn't mean you've been insulted even by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.