Saturday, July 30, 2016

The Ignoring Spree Takes A Knee!

Isn't email such a wonderful thing? Now you can use it to even have some weird fling. No waiting days or weeks for the mail as some mailman hits the trail. You get it now. But the now brings a cow.

I emailed you today.
I had my say.
Reply back now.
If not, I have a cow.

You need to reply.
If not I'll die.
No exaggeration there.
Reply, no time to spare.

If not, you're bad.
You're ignoring me at your pad.
Yeah, it is all about me.
I now hate thee.

What was that?
Likely story where you're at.
Life got in your way?
Pffft have a nice day.

You got busy?
I'm still having a tizzy.
You can't fool me.
I was ignored by thee.

You went shopping?
Your internet is flopping?
It got lost in junk?
Pffft, that is all bunk.

I know it to be true.
I was ignored by you.
You should reply right away.
Otherwise I won't have a nice day.

It is all about me.
Me and not thee.
Me and my email.
Reply back without fail.

On vacation?
No elation.
You were sick?
Not falling for that trick.

It's all about me.
I now hate thee.
I feel so ignored.
I'll email you again when I'm bored.

Ever get those types at your sea? They need to be emailed back right away by thee. Pffft go and take a hike I say, right into some big bay. The cat usually replies pretty quickly at our sea, but if not and one fusses on them I'll pee. Then they will stink worse than the gas that comes out of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

70 comments:

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    1. It's regained
      Yet again!

      Hank

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    2. As did 17 times in July
      Being #1 with a big sigh!
      Top for the month
      Comes with a dance
      Position not easy to buy

      Hank

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    3. Got over half in
      For the #1 win

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    4. If over half in considered good fortune
      Wonder what had it been for Jan to June
      Good to analyse
      See what's nice
      Champ for 6 months feeling up in the moon

      Hank

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    5. Probably got the most
      Easily at my coast
      Even with 24 in one day
      Back in March at my bay

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    6. Thanks for remembering
      Of a sleepy day fling
      Worth the time
      Of birthday chime
      A 24 hr bash of singing

      Hank

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    7. The cat remembers indeed
      As a lot sure took seed

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  2. What a good way to start the day, great verse Pat.
    Happy week-end.
    Yvonne.

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  3. The Ignoring Spree Takes A Knee!
    A quick email reply gets a plea
    Why the need to ignore
    Right through the jaw
    But to make a run for the money

    Hank

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    1. Run for the money
      Would be funny
      With none
      Can't run

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  4. It's all about me
    If i emaily thee
    It's like the old "riddle me" game
    Kinda puts one to shame
    Stop by my gate
    Accept next, your fate
    Shoot the breeze at my door
    Maybe blueman will snore
    Watc the sunrise at six
    Life's one complicated mix

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    1. Complicated crap
      As one does flap
      At least not at the door
      If they were to explore
      Cat pee in the eye
      From the rhyming guy

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  5. i like my mail snail,
    there are too many expectations that come with relationships & communication; answer me now, i am entitled to your comment back and if you dont i will attack --- ack. its all wrapped up in why i left and shelfed this writing hack

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    1. Yep, that is all it is
      Now now now with the communication biz
      They will give you flack
      If none comment back
      Thankfully I can just ignore
      Or hit delete easily at my shore lol

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    2. He's back a bit
      Still got it

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    3. Don't pester him and maybe he'll stay!
      You hear that, impatient people at his bay? ha.

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    4. haha pester and he may run
      Or just sit back and gawk a ton

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  6. I see people get upset about texts. "I know he/she saw it, they always have their phone on them." Okay...but maybe he/she is BUSY, lol. People can be so seeeeeeeeeeeeeeelly.

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    1. lol yep, can't always respond right away
      Much to do through out the day

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  7. Humans sure want that instant answer thing!

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  8. They probably get impatient with me as some days it's almost noon before I remember to check my email.

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    1. haha meh, let them wait
      Teach them patience at any rate

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  9. Email is a good thing, but I still like the snail mail too. So who has time to answer anything right away. People need to chill.

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    1. That they do
      Take a chill pill or two

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  10. That's the nice thing with email
    Handle it at your leisure
    A real letter in the mail
    Now that's a treasure


    (Texts should get quick response)

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    1. Real letters are rare
      Email has time to spare
      Texts I ignore until I'm ready
      No need for that yapping to come steady

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    2. I am lucky. I get letters ftom my 85 year old Dad and his 90 year old sister. And they both have lovely handwriting, not old scrawl ( I cannot say the same)

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    3. haha yeah, mine sucks a ton
      Glad I have keyboards to use under my sun

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  11. I get so much crappolo in my inbox, it is likely it gets deleted in the clutter busting everyday. I fail to check my gmail or other account on a regular basis.
    So don't wait on me.

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    1. I only check one for sure each day
      The rest when I get to them at my bay

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  12. Like the convenience of email
    over that of snail mail
    but I'll take my time answering one
    and sometimes enjoy just soaking in the sun

    betty

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    1. At one's own pace
      Is a fine embrace

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  13. Hahaha ! Thanks God I dont mail so much. But really some people ignore mails.
    Is simple ppfftttt and dont mail never again. The same in blogs lol
    Interesting post cat ♡♡♡☆☆

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    1. Yep, some blogs do it a lot
      I ignore them and their little plot

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  14. Look Brian come back I dont see him still at my yard :)

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    1. He is back here and there
      At his lair

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    2. Yes I see him sometimes.
      Maybe he doesnt like my food now lol

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    3. lol who knows
      Maybe he eats crows?

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  15. Hahaha ! Thanks God I dont mail so much. But really some people ignore mails.
    Is simple ppfftttt and dont mail never again. The same in blogs lol
    Interesting post cat ♡♡♡☆☆

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    1. Times two
      With an in between from you

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  16. I rarely ever have to write them anymore

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  17. Yup. Especially because I don't have a smartphone, so I really can't respond quickly when I'm not home.

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    1. That must make some pester
      As they fester lol

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  18. Yep, I've encountered types like this...

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    1. Many sure surround
      Annoying like a slobbering hound

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  19. It makes me sad,
    I know I'm bad...
    Not to many replies to be had
    Of late, at my pad.

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    1. Well have to do
      What you have to at your zoo

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  20. Email's blase.
    But, what is next?
    Something else, you say?
    Maybe a text?

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    1. Then the dreaded
      Comes the third act
      You know where it's headed
      A phone call with no tact

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  21. Email's blase.
    But, what is next?
    Something else, you say?
    Maybe a text?

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  22. I try to email back quickly when I can- otherwise I just have to reread the same message again later in order to respond. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. haha that is a pain to you
      Taking more time at your zoo

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  23. It drives me nuts when people act like that!

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  24. There are a couple people commenting here
    that are very guilty of that, I fear! haha.

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    1. lol I can guess one or two
      Here at my zoo

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  25. When one can, one will e-mail....never fear and if they don't, oh well don't shed a tear.

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    1. That is the way
      At the end of the day

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  26. Nope, no vacay
    Not today...
    "Blue, did you read my email? I sent it 2 minutes ago!"
    Colleagues can eat their words at my show
    "I'm right next door
    On the same friggin' floor!"
    Nope, they send an email anyway
    So much easier at their bay
    Walking is too damn hard
    Why am I thinking about lard?

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    1. lol cause their ass will grow
      Be quite the show
      One you can't see past
      Whoops, a heart attack at last

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  27. I admit, I am terrible about responding to emails, texts, and IM in a timely manner. I just hate being so available all the time.

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    1. Yea, best to make them wait
      Not a bad trait

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  28. I try to respond
    In a timely fashion
    But if there's impatience
    I'll show negative passion

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