Saturday, August 13, 2016

A #1 Plank Goes To The What Off Bank!

The cat will give Hank the What Off spotlight today. He sure likes his number one play. Except when Blue or Suza gets in the way. Then he may not have a nice day. But what if #100 was his thing? Would he be the #100 king?

Comments galore,
Are needed at my shore.
But what if it's a slow day?
How will Hank get his #100 say?

The Tragic Of The Magic!
Gullible falls prey real quick
But some do work
Done by mere quirks
Fooled by their bag of tricks


Three More To Add To The Lore!
4 more for the month to up the score
Told you so
Coming nearer
100 will eventually be just a no.


Just keep the good flag flying
Prolific Pat and Cat combining
It's fantastic
It's no mystic
Are in for something astounding


In a Rut with 15 What
15 mins it takes to start
Whatever occasion
Or what situations
Guide to those who are smart


Really really kinda dealy
Rhyming can be done freely
Free country
Play it nicely
Should be acceptable and easy


A Jefigoop Comes To Have A Poop!
Well, what do you know, 52 kid's books
Has to come with a shoe
All colors and not just blue
Congrats Pat! 100 coming so little time it took!


The Big And Grand Want A Hand!
A Big TV calls for great many fans
Some are die-hard
Some are smarts
They give support with loud rants 



A rush job
Nearly flopped
No.#100 he..he
3rd time lucky!


Damn, look at him go.
He commented high and low,
Just to make #100 come due.
Think he'll blame his phone for it at his zoo? 

Hmmm, Hank may run out of steam if every post was a #100 dream. He may need to stick to getting #1. Hey, at least he gave some shout outs to books under our sun. What? The cat stole his comments from long ago? Pffft don't believe such a thing at your show. Hank came and went for #100 with a comment mass. You can trust my What Off-ing little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer. 

80 comments:

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    1. It's 6th in a row
      Still steady flow!

      Hank

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    2. Good Morning Hank

      6th in row, slow and steady
      will make the numbers grow

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    3. On a roll
      With the #1 stroll

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    4. Good morning True
      Good company with you and Blue!
      A motivation and inspiration!

      Hank

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    5. Good to motivate
      On any given date

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    6. Good thing I was snoring. I wouldn't want to cramp his style.

      OK, I'm lying :D

      Hello Hank!

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  2. A #1 Plank Goes To The What Off Bank!
    Hank lucky again today Pat,with thanks
    Used to lurking
    Lots of hunting
    But clean fun with True,Blue and friends

    Hank

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    1. Fun for one
      Can be done
      Got #1 on yours
      With the what off tours

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  3. One hundred is a far-out goal
    Like counting guppies in a bowl
    Gamblers like the number seven
    Think it brings them close to heaven
    Eleven too, can bring some luck
    Like a galley shooting duck
    Lots of numbers for Hank to beat
    All the others he will defeat

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    1. lol luck is quite fake
      So we won't partake
      All a bunch of chance
      As the number one gives a glance

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    2. Thanks Belva
      A tall order by far
      Too far away
      Will it see light of day?

      Hank

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  4. It's Hank turn today to get written about,
    How does he manage first everyday?
    Good for Hank.
    Yvonne.

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  5. A while back I had a giveaway during the A to Z Challenge and entries were whoever could comment first and one hundred. I had several who aimed specifically for number one hundred every day.

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    1. 100 smiling faces to embrace...

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    2. haha 100 is a bit easier to maneuver at times
      Than the #1 chimes

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  6. I've been #1 a few times
    very hard to get in with a chime
    as Hank, is there most days
    but, sometimes I get a say..haha

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    1. Sometimes you do
      Unless interrupted by Blue too

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    2. True do come with chimes
      Occupied #1 many times

      Hank

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  7. Dang, I never get up early enough to beat Hank to #1!

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    1. Need a good nap
      On your side of the map

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    2. Thanks Brian
      Luck plays a hand!

      Hank

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    3. Chance helps out
      With #1 about

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  8. Good for Hank. We certainly aren't ever going to beat him. Our Mom is way too lazy. What ever number we are, works for us.

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    1. That is a fine way to be
      There at your sea

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    2. Yes you can Marg
      There are many #1 occupiers
      by and large!

      Hank

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  9. Haha, good job Hank. And another fun rhyme here. :)

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  10. Haha, good job Hank. And another fun rhyme here. :)

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  11. Whether #1 or #100, it's all in fun.
    I'm happy whether my number is #100 or #1.
    (Or anywhere in between.)

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    1. Good way to be
      Wherever it ends up for thee

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  12. I think Hank's done a great job of coming in at #1 so many times!

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    1. He has it down
      Unless driving out on the town

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    2. Thanks Silver
      Luck made it better

      Hank

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  13. Haha that is true
    where is dear Blue

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    1. Hey how did I get here
      I should be up there

      Haha

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    2. lol oh well
      At least you can spell

      Blue`s probably working away
      Or snoring at his bay

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  14. Hank does have a knack to make it to one
    More often than others indeed this is true
    Just don't know if he could make it 100 in a row
    But if he did, that would be a show.

    betty

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    1. That it surely would
      If 100 came due in any hood

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    2. 100 in a row? Phew!
      Impossible, you can be sure!

      Hank

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  15. Impressive all around. I just hope to have 100 followers someday.

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    1. Sure that can come due
      There at your zoo

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  16. That's a lot of commenting!! Sometimes it's easier to stick to your favorite few and wait for others to come to you. :)

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  17. I've never understood the need for it to be a competition or worth noticing, but whatever floats your boat.

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  18. That boy aint right


    oops wrong Hank

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  19. But the zoo view
    Enjoyment anew
    A brae filled with dew
    Bring pleasure from you

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  20. Comments galore
    needed at your shore!
    I have become slower
    than I was before.....

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    1. You'll get there
      With comments to spare

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  21. 100 is quite impressive
    even if a little excessive. ha.

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  22. Being #1 here is hard to do
    Hank has a knack , that is true.
    100 is great
    What is jefigoop and why does it poop?

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  23. Hank takes the easy way out getting #1 every day. I'd like to see him get exactly 100. Much harder to do ;)

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  24. The only times I've been #1
    was under a Hawaiian sun.
    Well, actually in the dark of a Hawaiian night,
    It's easier to give Hank the limelight!

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    Replies
    1. So Hawaii is the place to be
      For a #1 spree

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  25. Hank often reaps
    The #1 spot
    Occasionally I pop in
    And grab while it's hot

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