Thursday, August 18, 2016

A One Eye'd What Off With No Migraine Scoff!

The cat has old one eye's What Off today. She always has a lot to say. Migraines and stairs get a lot of talk though. What happens when they go? I guess we'll find out. She could get as boring as a trout.

I'm a young one eye, cat!
Take that!
Wretched cat!
Go splat!

Hello all!
Having a ball!
How about you?
Hope it is true!

Shut up, cat!
Take that!
Wretched cat!
Go splat!

I'm here!
Never fear!
I came back!
Sharp as a tack!

Shut it, cat!
Go get fat!
Take that!
Now go splat!

I dropped in!
Took a post for a spin!
I have had my say!
Time to play!

Shut up, cat!
Go splat!
Choke on a rat!
Take that!

Saying I'm on break!
A break I take!
A break from a break!
A break double take!

Quiet, cat!
You're a dingbat!
Go suffocate in a hat!
I'll tell Pat!

See you later all!
I will stop in and call!
A break after a break!
I really must take!

Wow, are you still awake? Old one eye can bore with her What Off take. She even had to use exclamation marks every time. I guess she wanted to seem more important than a mime. Wowweee, she is taking another break too. That has to be break one hundred and two to come due. Maybe she better stick to stairs and migraines with each pass. She sure is mean to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

71 comments:

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    1. It's 3 in a row
      Still a bit slow

      Hank

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    2. In for the win
      7 minutes spin

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    3. Good morning True
      and Pat at his lair
      Managed to do
      Within time to spare

      Hank

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    4. Blue was on the road
      Stuck like a blue toad

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    5. Time to spare
      Blue was off at the fair
      Or paying a fare
      Just not fair lol

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    6. Paying is what I do best :(
      It's a bill fest

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  2. A One Eye'd What Off With No Migraine Scoff!
    Is told to keep quiet and not to blabber off
    May get a shuteye
    Without a lullaby
    However you may be awake with incessant coughs

    Hank

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    1. That you may
      As old one eye has her say

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  3. Well, migraines are no fun
    they'll make you come un-dun
    perhaps, a break is needed
    so thoughts can be seeded

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    1. Yep, they sure suck
      On them I'd pass the buck

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  4. Tell me, tell me, tell me true
    A migraine is a pain come due
    Take and throw it in the ocean
    That's a very tricky notion

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    1. Chuck it in
      Go for a spin
      Watch it drown
      Like a clown

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  5. She really gave the cat a verbal smack down.

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    1. Try as she might
      The cat will still bite

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  6. I wouldn't like to get migraines. Loved the verse.
    Yvonne.

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    1. They sure suck
      Good to pass the buck

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  7. My cat doesn't choke on a rat.
    She'd rather bring them to me, Pat.

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    1. A gift just for you
      Do you make stew?

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  8. Thankfully no migraines here
    Too much pain I fear.
    Worthy of a break I think
    As long as one doesn't drink.

    Betty

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    1. Drive one right to drink
      If migraines are on the brink

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  9. Lots of "shut up cats" are said
    She should seek a second eye instead.

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  10. one eyed
    evil eye
    Aye Aye Aye
    I need a break

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  11. One Eye needs a smackdown, all right!

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    1. Bury her in the sand
      That would be grand

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  12. That is a lot of one eyes looking at 102!

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  13. Poor One Eye getting grief from you!
    And all while having a migraine, too.
    Got a prescription for my migraines just last week.
    Have to say I feel superfragilistic. lol.

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    1. lol I probably give her one
      Hopefully with the prescription yours are done

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  14. One Eye needs to be kind to the cat.

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    1. That will never be
      As on her the cat may pee

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  15. Did she say, "Go splat!"?
    That's not a nice thing to say to a rhyming cat
    Would you rather hear, "Come, give me a kiss real quick"?
    I bet those words would stick
    Maybe she should've said, "Don't you look sharp today!"
    I bet you'd've liked that at your Kitty Cat Bay

    Wise words from The Goo
    And Scooby Doo

    Hey, it's Thursday...
    Such a fun day!

    Grrrrrrrrrreat post
    From coast to coast!

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    1. We'd rather be insulted I think
      Mushy crap would bring the cat to the brink

      Yiiipppppppeeeee
      For meeeee

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  16. It is always good to have a break!
    That's MY take!

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  17. orlin N cassie

    de peepulz at de food servizz gurlz place oh employ can understand that... take a break... break...they take a break frum a break just ta get another break ~~~~~~ ☺☺☺

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    1. lol wow, got breaking down
      There at their side of town

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  18. I need a break
    So made a cake
    I made mistake
    Break didn't take
    Cat laughed till ache

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    1. A break that don't take
      Is not a break to make

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  19. Good to have a break after a break, I say!!!

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  20. I, too, am ready for a break
    Or I might totally *flake*

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    1. Flake could go every which way
      There at your bay haha

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  21. Breaks are good, everyone needs one at some point.

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  22. When I'm enjoying vacation.
    Here's what I have to say.
    To extend the celebration.
    I take an extra day.

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    1. A smart move indeed
      There at your feed

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  23. When I'm enjoying vacation.
    Here's what I have to say.
    To extend the celebration.
    I take an extra day.

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  24. Splat goes the cat?
    That can't happen even if the cat is a brat.
    A migraine can make one feel real bad
    Maybe that's why she is a little mad.

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  25. Migraines make me take a lot of breaks too. They surely are no fun at anyone's zoo!

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    1. Yep,they sure suck every which way
      At any bay

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  26. Thanks goodness I don't have to worry about migraines! I'd be on a permanent break!

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    1. At least for a while
      You'd come back with style

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  27. I used to get migraines frequently when I was young
    They are about as fun as cow dung
    Luckily, they are more rare for me now
    But still about as fun as dung from a cow

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    1. Yep, that is their fun
      Unless one is a dog under their sun

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  28. Never have had a migraine...
    and never want to have one.

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    1. Nope, that you don't
      Having fun you won't

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  29. Argh to migraines
    Such a great pain
    Hope One-Eye feels better
    And soon right as rain

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    1. She'll still whine
      As the steps align

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