Sunday, August 28, 2016

A True Lie What Off Fly!

It seems we have another liar today. Maybe her pants are on fire at her bay? Is that just wishful thinking toward liars? Maybe some pyromaniac that likes to set fires? Beats the heck out of me. On with the What Off from Liedessa at our sea.

The moon is large.
The moon is grand.
It causes a charge,
All across the land.

It make you pay.
It takes your money.
You buy what's on display.
It makes you act funny.

No need to howl.
No need to stare.
You won't growl,
Or run around bare.

Nope, you'll buy.
Buy or die.
Buy on the fly.
Buy first try.

The moon isn't real.
Nope, not one bit.
It is there to create a deal,
And that is it.

Subliminal messaging to crowds.
It is there to make you buy.
Pull back the shrouds.
I tell you no lie.

The full moon gets all.
That half moon gets some.
When the others fall,
Some play dumb.

Marketing for the rich.
It has you in hand.
Feel that twitch?
Isn't subliminal messaging grand?

Even if you have no dough,
You have a credit card.
If neither one though,
You'll dig for gold in the yard.

All so you, buy, buy, buy.
Buy until you die.
Buy on the first try,
When a full moon does fly.

Who knew the moon wasn't real? That is quite the ordeal. Liedessa is sure moon obsessed. Aren't you glad she confessed? Now you can all hide away. No moon causing Black Friday. Hmm Liedessa may be full of it. Didn't they land on that shit? That could have been a fake too. You decide what is true. Liedessa and Truedessa can fight in mass. I'll just be a watching little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

71 comments:

  1. It was 4 mins late
    Had tempted fate
    Now 4 in a row
    Gave a bright glow!

    Hank

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    1. 4 wanted to take hold
      And join the fold

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  2. A True Lie What Off Fly!
    Left them high and dry
    When Liedessa
    Is true by far
    Forgive and not to cry

    Hank

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    1. True to lie, lie to true
      Whatever will one due

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  3. Number... snore-snore... ONE!
    No?
    Who's number one at your show?
    Could it be Hank
    The Poetry Tank?

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    1. That he is
      With the #1 biz
      As you snore
      Rumbling the door

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    2. sorry, not number one today Blue
      but, don't believe Liedessa

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    3. Yeah, she lies
      Out the lie flies

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    4. Liedessa, you say?
      At the Kitty Cat bay?

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    5. Don't believe the cat
      and his what off attack

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    6. Believe, believe, or not
      The cat may be lying a lot

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    7. haha liar liar pants on fire
      the moon is filled with desire

      ok, now I am leaving

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    8. The cats has no pants
      Naked as ants

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    9. Say it ain't so
      No boots at your show?
      No shoe stolen from me
      In the place to be?

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  4. Who knew what a big boob could do?

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  5. Oops a lie and that's no joke
    Tell a few more before your croak
    Pants are burning, mirrors and smoke
    Don't stub a toe but go for broke

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    1. Go for broke
      And you may choke
      End up in the hole
      Dead like a mole

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  6. You did good at mooning everyone today!

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  7. Well, how could I lie about the moon
    go look out your window it is real
    it will make one dreamy and swoon
    what seeing the moon is no big deal

    subliminal messages from the sky
    reaching earth from way up high

    no moon, what would happen to the tide
    would water flow across the land so wide
    I guess we would still have the sun
    setting a course for our planet to run

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    1. Yep, we'd be screwed
      Unless helped by some smart dude
      Then it would prove fake
      Not causing any earth shake
      The cat is in the know
      As the lies flow lol

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    2. The cat is in the know
      as the words do flow..

      I wrote a poem about the moon
      posted it about noon...lol..

      see what you did ;)

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    3. haha made the moon come due
      There at your zoo

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    4. Haha that I did do
      The mom and two

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    5. All aglow
      A moon filled show

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    6. Moon times three
      Full as can be

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  8. My mom always says, 'You can tell it's a full moon tonight!' She swears it brings out the crazies.

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    1. haha Rosey - I guess that would be me :)

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    2. Crazies like to show
      When it is aglow

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    3. that is what they say
      coming out night and day

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    4. Maybe not day
      But the night display

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  9. And the cow jumped over the moon while singing Moon River. All true

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    1. Damn, should have made the news
      After such clues

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  10. How can the moon not be real
    when it is in the sky most nights
    it also provides some needed light
    at night for those of us with sight

    betty

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  11. The moon is not real?
    What is this spiel?
    You know how I love the moon.
    Even more than the sound of the loon!

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    1. haha I'd bet a loonie it's fake
      care to partake?

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  12. How could the moon not be real??? It is out there every night.

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  13. The moon can do many things
    It makes many people appear as ding a lings.

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  14. I am agreeing with Rosey's mom about the saying. If you ever work in retail, you'll quickly learn when it is a full moon because all the nuts do come out then!

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  15. Truth is relative
    Can’t be denied
    Just look at politics
    Truth has died.
    But the moon is forever
    Its light shines bright
    Don’t think about buying
    think of the light.

    VR Barkowski


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    1. Yep, truth is dead
      Off with it's head
      The moon still plays
      A tune each days

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  16. Wonderfully expressed Pat.
    Do Hank sit at his pc and wait for your post?...lol
    Yvonne.

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    1. lol he has his phone
      Ready at the tone

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  17. So I guess it's not made of cheese then?

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  18. Oh, best what off yet!
    Best play on names you can get!

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  19. To swoon under moon
    With gal who's a loon
    But kissing ends soon
    When credit is strewn

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  20. The moon I love
    Magical and vast
    Nature's finest
    Will us outlast

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  21. Piccolo destroyed it

    #moontruthmovement

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  22. "Liedessa!" That's going to have me chuckling all day!
    This subliminal post has me howling at my bay!
    Let's hope such a thing never comes true.
    That really would be a moon colored blue!

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    1. Yeah, that would be weird
      Something to be feared
      With a little twist
      Liedessa may have missed

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