Thursday, August 25, 2016

A What Off Killer Gets Her Filler!

Wow, the cat never knew she had such a dark side. Maybe she does more than just ride on each bike ride. The cat doesn't even want to know. She may bury me in a hill of snow. Snowcatcher is here. Her What Off may strike fear. She uses her quilting techniques for bad. But she thinks it is rad.


Her kill room.
It's full of doom.
 She even has slaves.
They live in bear caves.


Here skills at work.
She gave a sly smirk.
She un-sewed a head.
Wow, he's good and dead.


She even took an eye,
Really pissing off this guy.
 Guess he only has eye for you.
Too soon at my zoo?


She un-sewed his guts.
Damn, she really went nuts. 
I hear she sewed him back up though.
Into what? I don't want to know.


She took his bottom.
That will get cold in autumn.
He's pleading with her.
She cares not for his brrrrr.


She left only a head.
She really wanted this one dead.
 See how she cut the neck off though?
She has scary skills to show.


Another brain ripper.
At least it wasn't a stripper.
Just some old guy.
A snowflake brain probably won't fly.


She even left her tool behind.
That is so unkind.
I guess it got rusty.
She wants tools that are trusty. 


A rib attack.
Love that rib rack?
She un-sewed it all.
How mean of Snowcatcher ignoring her call.


Her attempt at plastic surgery failed.
 But her maiming skills are nailed.
She went off the deep end a tad.
Maybe all the snowflakes drove her mad?

Are you scared of Snowcatcher now? Her violent side sure can wow. She'd sure survive on The Walking Dead and stab those zombies in the head. Maybe in season 7 she'll be the star? Bet she could ride her bike that far. What? You don't believe me? Pffft she is as deadly as can be. If you see her step on your grass, don't say you weren't warned by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

67 comments:

  1. A What Of Killer Gets Her Filler!
    Are you scared of the Snowcatcher
    She might be deadly
    Going after zombies
    Even stepping out was a bother

    Hank

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  2. Some gruesome pictures there Pat.
    Great verse all the same.
    Yvonne.

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  3. Replies
    1. At least no zombie feet
      You avoided that treat

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  4. Dang, those zombie pics are freakin' awesome. Love the stab to the head.

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    1. Put them down
      Stab away when zombies come to town

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  5. Herschel's head just laying there
    didn't expect that at your lair
    Really quite sad to see
    Snowcatcher better flee
    that was one person she should've let be
    and kept the focus on the Governor and the zombies!

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    1. But he could no longer run
      He was a crutch to everyone
      Zombies would have ate them up
      Like poop to a pup

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  6. Dang, that Snowcatcher is harsh
    Like falling into a bloom'n marsh
    She takes her aim and stabs just right
    Gives most folks a terrible fright

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    1. A fright before death
      As they take their last breath

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  7. I wouldn't want to get in her way
    That is all I have to say

    Betty

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    1. A wise choice to make
      As you may never wake

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  8. The zombies sure do scare. But a cat sure wouldn't care.

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  9. Yes I'm scared, very scared in fact.
    If I offer her some chocolate, will she keep my head intact?

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  10. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    I think I might be as sick as lard
    If I wasn't laughing so hard

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    1. haha scary your kills may be
      But good they can cause glee

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    2. Not so sure glee fits the bill
      I can't see the gross kill
      On my trusty handheld device
      Without glasses so precise

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    3. haha my be a good thing
      There at your blog wing

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  11. Yuck Can't look at those gross pictures. Guess some people like see all that blood and gore.

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    1. Gross they sure are
      Won't take one far

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  12. a big hit at Halloween. Wow
    But I bet your cat claws can top
    then all

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  13. I still haven't seen a single episode

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    1. They walk a lot
      Now up you are caught

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  14. I'm sure she's nowhere near as scary as TWD...but it's return date has been in my calendar for a while now. #teamdaryl

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    1. Still a ways away
      We shall see who does stay

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  15. a pre-cursor to Halloween.Hey, I wonder if Theresa started decorating yet? It is August. :) :) :)

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    1. Wouldn't doubt it one bit
      As the halloween nazi makes it a hit

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    2. Not yet, but I am already buying :)

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  16. Is What Of different than What Off?
    Your title confused me, so don't scoff.
    haha.

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    1. Just wanted to make you think
      The What Off had gone down the drink lol

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    2. Your editor in chief
      giving you relief. ha.

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  17. You may want to rerun this on Halloween:)

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    1. A rerun you say?
      Bah, never at my bay
      Halloween is all booked up anyway
      Have to be 2017 at my bay

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  18. orlin N cassie...de dood in de last fotoz kneadz a better dentist ! ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. That he sure may
      If he wants a white teeth display

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  19. Nightmare's the theme
    To make us scream
    Or did we deem
    Wife's boyfriend ream

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  20. They don't look like the grateful dead at all!

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    1. Nope, not one bit
      Sure ticked off by it

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  21. Zombies are not my thing...yuck. And I don't watch the Walking Dead either. As a matter of fact, don't watch TV nowadays.

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    1. Not a lot on
      Plus have to mow the lawn

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  22. Wow...now I see what the Kardashians will be
    In a few short years when their face and bodies resemble the zombie.

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    1. Think it will take that long
      For them to become zombie kong

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  23. Wow! The dark side doesn't get much darker than that!
    You're going to give Snowcatcher a scare, Pat!

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    1. May be the other way around
      As a stabbing is found

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  24. Seems like Halloween is just around the corner.

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    1. Won't be far away
      Then the fat guy on display

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  25. It was very scary to read the words by seeing the pictures.

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  26. Damn, Cat... Now how am I supposed to snore
    With those pics a-knockin' on my door?

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  27. Yikes! Frightful pictures!
    ~Jess

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  28. Gruesome! You don't want to mess with a crazy chick who is good with knitting needles!

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  29. Yuk, Barf, Ew
    What's going on at your zoo
    Gross things abound
    Gore and guts found

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    1. Hey, no zombie feet
      At least that is sweet

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