Tuesday, August 16, 2016

A What Off Blog With No Fog!

The cat can go anywhere with this for there is a blog amiss. Maybe it is too much work? Bah, could just not be a perk. No matter what though we'll find out with this What Off show. Suza has no blog. She thinks it is a time hog.

Welcome to my place.
See my smiley face?
Yeah, it is fake.
No need to double take.

It has perfect grammar.
Here you can't stammer.
If you come and do,
I'll flush you down the loo.

I stole that from the cat.
But no need to tell him that.
Now let's get on with it.
I don't have time for this shit.

Yeah, I lied to the cat as well.
I don't just say shit where he tends to dwell.
I'll say it here too.
So what are you going to do?

My post for today.
It is quite the display.
I don't leave comments anymore.
I comment by posting at my shore.

That is my post.
A comment for each host.
It's as easy as can be.
There's no captcha to bother me.

This is for the cat.
I chew no fat.
Blue!
That's all I can do.

This is for Betsy.
She really is Petsy.
Cats!
Don't have spats.

This is for Blue.
He gets one too.
Cat!
As in Pat.

I could go on and on,
But no need to con.
Insert name or group here.
Poof! A comment for you did appear.

Hmmm maybe Suza should never have a blog. That would be quite the boring log. Might be interesting to leave comments for people in a post though. Could turn out to be quite the show. May have to try that. Think it can be pulled off by the cat? Bah, if it can by that Suza lass than it can easily by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

67 comments:

  1. A What Off Blog With No Fog!
    Clearly in front not to mock
    Go on bravely
    For all to see
    So much convenient with a blog

    Hank

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    1. Convenience is at play
      With a blog at ones bay

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  2. One does NOT lie to a cat. As for getting drunk in summer.....I only drink water.
    Loved the verse Pat.
    Yvonne.

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  3. Not a good idea to lie to the cat. They will know for sure right away that you are not telling them the truth.

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    1. Yep, they will find out
      And demand some trout

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  4. You need a 'no' in that first paragraph.
    Leaving it out is a really big gaff.
    "She has no blog" is what you want to say.
    Everyone will be looking for her blog today.
    haha. :)

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    1. lmao whoopsy
      Confusing at my sea
      I meant to do that
      Uh huh, let's believe the cat

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  5. Made me curious. And curiousity kills the cat

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    1. But satisfaction brings it back
      Which never does lack

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  6. No blog Suza as she says
    I wonder if she wears a fez
    Does Suza really work at night
    She goes to bed when the sun is bright
    Let's all jump on the Suza train
    Maybe sing "Loves Old Refrain"

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    1. lol singing may scare
      At least at our lair
      Then no one would come
      The cat will remain mum

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    2. My first career
      Was as an opera singer
      So this makes me smile
      Might put the Cat through the ringer!

      I don't wear a Fez
      But I think it would suit me
      Yup, I'm a night owl
      Rarely in bed before three

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    3. Before 3?
      Geez of thee
      Sing all night long
      Keeping the neighbors up to play along?

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  7. Comment returns in a blog post could be very fun. It'd def. keep the readers curious enough to return. :)

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    1. That it could
      Maybe do it one day in my hood

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  8. I didn't know Suza had no blog
    Just saw her name here on your one
    But she is right with it being a time hog
    Sometimes there are better things to do under the sun.

    Betty

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    1. It can suck time away
      And there is no pay lol

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  9. A blog,
    A time hog?
    No way!
    Not any day!
    Is a blog a time sink?
    Is that really what I think?!?

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    1. It takes time
      But enjoy each chime
      And nothing wrong with that
      Especially when you're a yappy cat

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  10. I love Suza , she is really nice cat"!
    And yes she hasn't a blog :)

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    1. Nice she is
      With her no blog biz

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    2. Of course she is nice
      Not matter she doesnt has any blog in her lair.♡♡♡♡

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    3. Of course she is nice
      Not matter she doesnt has any blog in her lair.♡♡♡♡

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  11. I'm a big fan of no captcha. That can be a time hog!

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    1. A big time hog
      It can suck a brown log

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  12. Yhe Cat can pull of anything, especially from a table!

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    1. Give it a whack
      Down it goes at any shack

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  13. Few are as fun as you and the cat
    Some don't comment at all but expect you
    to follow them, because they are all that.

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    1. Pfft to those
      The cat shall pee on their toes

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  14. Nice tribute to a "non-blogger."

    And it's nice to see that there's still some mileage in Betsy's "Petsy" nickname.

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    1. Petsy has still stuck around here and there
      Suza is a commenting non blogger at her lair

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  15. I' slow
    You know
    Still so
    In flow
    Laughs grow

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  16. orlin N cassie

    frank lee... manee haz questioned that we call R blog...a "cat" blog.......N like 700 bazillion other thingz.... !!☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. lol many must be nuts
      Dogs sniffing butts

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  17. You dont leave comments anymore? That would make me so sad!

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    1. Nope, still do
      Was a what off at my zoo

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  18. Suza!
    I'll raise you a Scooby Dooza!

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    1. She must be away
      Or moving to a new bay

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    2. But still no blog at her spot
      That's not a lot

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    3. Nope, not a one
      As away she did run

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  19. Suza!
    I'll raise you a Scooby Dooza!

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  20. That would be fun to do Pat ~ Please get one for me, smiles !

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    1. Will have to try it one day
      Here at my bay

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  21. It can be a time hog:) But it's a fun hog:)

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  22. suza with no blog
    has even made #one
    as she did give it a run

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  23. Suza is right it is a time hog
    But I just love to blog

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  24. My blog is definitely a time hog!
    Sometimes I think I'm stuck in a bog.
    But it is great fun
    Under my sun!

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    1. As long as not a real bog
      That wouldn't be fun unless a frog

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  25. I'm late to the party
    But thanks for the nod
    Renos and health crap
    Have invaded my pod

    No blog have I
    On Facebook I linger
    I know you hate it
    And give it the finger

    I used to write for a living
    A blog I didn't wish to start
    Seemed too much like work
    But I may have a change of heart

    A liar? Not me!
    And especially to the Cat?
    I would not dare
    Lest he swing a big rat

    Okay, I'm rhymed out
    But this was great fun
    Thanks for the shout
    I think I am done

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    1. haha look at you go
      Blah to the health crap at your show
      That shit likes to screw around
      And try to put us in the ground
      Renos are a pain too
      And yeah, to facebook we just say boo

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  26. Yikes -- to steal from the cat!!
    I'm going to tell!

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    1. I didn't steal at all
      Would never at my hall
      Methinks the Cat is faking
      A falsehood undertaking :-)

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    2. The cat may be a faker
      But a mover and shaker

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