Monday, August 22, 2016

A What Off Drunk In A Funk!

The cat has a What Off today that proves why one barely posts at her bay. She says it is because she is having fun. Really though, she knows she may bore everyone. Look what happens when Anne posts every day. It goes very much astray.


I have to post every day.
We can't have my fans go away.
But my miniature painting has all been shown.
So here is artwork, you can name this one, I draw when I'm alone.


I call this one the whack.
Can't you see it is an attack?
Maybe of a mime?
I don't have the time.


Unicorn with bad hair.
This one is really rare.
It could be worth a lot.
Too bad, it is already bought.


A circular thingy.
Or maybe a dingy.
I'll let you pick.
I drew it some slick.


A house for a mouse.
What a great house.
I impress myself.
Could also be for an elf.


A rubber ducky.
 Some may find it what the flucky.
But it has a big price tag.
No, you can't have it, so don't nag.


Man in a suit.
He is a brute.
Chopped off a bear head.
Now wears the thing dead.


The robo gunner.
What could be funner?
A robot with a gun.
That impresses everyone.


This is a man in a rock.
It might come as a shock.
But a man is in a rock.
Nope, he can't talk.


And finally, this one is of me.
In it can't you see me with glee?
My sharp teeth and beady eyes,
I sure seem oh so wise.

The cat can't show any more artwork from Anne. He may create too many a fan. Or make a bunch of people hurl. Now you see what happens if Anne gave posting every day a whirl. That last one sure has her look down though. Doesn't it just have her Irish glow? The cat may now go hide from that Irish Air lass. She may not appreciate her artwork being shown off by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

82 comments:

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    1. It is 2 in a row
      A bit of a glow!

      Hank

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    2. Back on a streak
      At my creek

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    3. Blue was on the road
      Nearly got stuck like a toad

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    4. Nearly beats was
      Just because

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  2. You are great at many things, cat...but you should leave the artwork to Anne. She knows what she's doing!! Hahaha

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    1. lol but but it's obscure art
      You know the kind where you put paint in your butt and fart

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  3. I think I will borrow the cat's art and make a line-up. Then ask people which one they prefer. Then make-up things they reveal about their personality. However, I think a few snarky answers might be fun instead of the usual compliments given. I would just be making it up. But isn't that what all these online quizzes do?

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    1. That is what they all do
      Can make it up and have fun too

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    2. Got a reply
      Blue may die lol

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    3. A reply
      Ann is not shy
      Hi Ann, I'm doing fine
      All I need is a glass of wine
      Or maybe a ticket to Bora
      Still need to see the Bora shora
      Before I die
      Or else I'll cry

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    4. you may get there
      With time to spare

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    5. And what a post that'll be
      If Blogger's still around...
      In the place to be

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    6. Blogger may still be here
      To give a cheer

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  4. Clever cat.....and you can also draw.
    Wonderful post.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Not very well
      When ringing that bell

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  5. A What Off Drunk In A Funk!
    Caught off guard one is sunk
    Original artworks
    Can land some perks
    If pledged masterpiece by someone

    Hank

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    1. All it takes is one
      And in some $$$ can run

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    2. Hank!
      The one and only... (well?)

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    3. Blue!
      How is it with you!

      Hank

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    4. Reply time two
      Blue on a roll at my zoo

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    5. Blue gets a second reply
      The Cat is wondering why
      Hello Hank, I'm a busy bee
      Teaching summer school in the place to be
      A couple of days to go
      And then, well, you know
      I'm gonna stalk the Cat at his Kitty show

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    6. A stalker
      Better not be a gawker

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  6. They're like the Rorschach ink blog test. What do you see...?

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    1. Pretty much all they are good for
      With scribbles galore lol

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  7. These are seriously better than some of the "art" I have seen in the Museum of Modern Art.

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    1. Modern art isn't so grand
      If the cat can beat it in his land

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  8. First piece of artwork is a cartoon eagle, or seagull.
    Fourth, a whirlpool.
    Fifth is definitely a turtle eating. Don't see a mouse or elf myself.

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    1. WOAH I rhymed...a lot
      Coincidently.
      Your ways are contagious Lol

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    2. haha oh what one can see
      With the art of me
      And get stuck in rhyme
      Now that's a fun time

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  9. I'm with Alex on this post, Cat
    I can't even imagine drawing that! :)

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  10. Now I don't feel so bad about my drawings
    They look a bit better than the cat
    At least they look like sonething
    And just not splat

    Betty

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    1. The cat and Pat really suck
      Sure makes one go what the ummm fluck

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  11. Oh, look at the modern art from the cat.
    I never knew he was as talented as that.

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    1. So talented at our sea
      On them we may pee

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  12. Now that's artwork I can create:)

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  13. like looking at clouds or perhaps drawing with toes

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    1. Toes may do better
      Right down to the letter

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  14. Grand art on the way
    Just post every day
    The Fame award for Anne
    So way not be her fan?

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  15. The rumor of Irish temper better not be true
    lest there be big trouble for you. :)

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    1. Bah, the cat can handle her easy enough
      She isn't too rough

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  16. My nephews did better art on the computer when they were toddlers. ;) JK Well, maybe it is a little true. I do like the last one, though. :)

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    1. lol it's probably true
      Way better than our zoo

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  17. How drunk wold one be to get so creative. That's more than a beer or two of talent there.

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  18. Wow those drawings must have taken forever! Such skill!

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    1. All day long they took
      Here at my nook

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  19. Oh, we laugh, but somewhere out there is a billionaire who would pay 7 figures for any of these 'avant garde post modern masterpieces'.

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    1. Sadly, that is sure true
      And they'd actually hang the ugly thing too

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  20. That is some serious oodles of doodles!

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  21. It's like a day at Modern Museum of Art!

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    1. And yet we can't get fame
      Hmph to such a claim lol

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    1. I'll be rich
      Wait, that's just a stitch

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  23. This "art's" on the brink
    I'll share what I think
    But first, one more drink

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    1. That you may need
      With what took seed

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  24. An impressive array no one should prohibit
    From being on display in a gala exhibit.
    No doubt these belong in a chic gallery,
    Observed by critics chomping celery.

    ...and don't forget the cheap champagne
    at this fabulous event.
    Looking at these calls for a drunken descent.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. Drunk into a stupor
      Then they'd be super
      Could when an award
      None would grow bored

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  25. orlin N cassie

    thiz iz better N R art gal o ree....anne if ewe iz reedin thiz...we miss ewe N yur blog...high paws two kitty fang ~~~~~~~ ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. Anne must have ran away
      Having fun painting all day haha

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  26. Well, Pat
    You're a better artist than...
    Um, I'll get back to you on that.

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    1. haha have to look
      Oh so bad at my nook

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  27. Fitting for the Chicago Museum of Art. This actually looks better than some of the stupid shit I saw in there on a recent visit.

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    1. haha that has to be bad
      If I win at my pad

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  28. LOL!!! You have no boundaries! Love it!

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  29. Quite the collection of artwork you have there.

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    1. Good to start a fire
      And make the flames go higher

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  30. So this art was created after 15 margaritas and a little smokey smoke, right?

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  31. Don't you think you're cute!
    And a one armed artist to boot! haha.

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    1. haha one armed all the way
      Could get sympathies at my bay

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  32. Hmmm... I think I'll pass
    On your artistic pursuits
    It's very subjective
    I'm having some hoots

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