Tuesday, August 9, 2016

A What Off Leaper Who's A Contest Keeper!

We've got contests galore because we ripped off Rosey's shore. Wait! This is a What Off post. I guess we'll have to tweak that at our coast. So giveaways, what are they? Let's go another way.

Win $100 amazon gift card.
It isn't so hard.
Like this and follow that.
You can win where you're at.

And we have a winner.
They sure aren't a sinner.
The winner is....Me!
Damn, I'm lucky at my sea.

Win a new nuclear resistant fridge.
More sturdy than a bridge.
You can survive any blast.
It is sure built to last.

And we have another winner.
They also aren't a sinner.
The winner is....Me!
Again, I'm lucky at my sea.

Win a brand new car.
It can go really far.
Worth $5678.99 to some.
Others may think it dumb.

And we have our next winner.
They really aren't a sinner.
The winner is....Me!
Damn, I'm still lucky at my sea.

Win a date with whoever.
That is right, you pick the endeavor.
Can go out with anyone you like.
Maybe lightning will strike?

And we have another winner.
They sure aren't a sinner.
The winner is....Me!
Wow, I'm lucky at my sea.

Win a trip to Bora Bora,
Where you can really whora whora.
Lots of sand and fun.
It is grand for everyone.

And we have a winner.
They sure aren't a sinner.
The winner is....Me!
Damn, can't be stopped even with 666 spree.

Rosey the cheat? That would be a treat. She could just hit repeat on each winner post. That would save time at her coast. See what happens when power goes to ones head? They rig every contest that is said. Aren't you glad my What Off let you know? Rosey would never sink that low. But if it was for something of high class the cat may be a rigged little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

73 comments:

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    1. Two in a row
      Even though a bit slow!

      Hank

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    2. Good morning Truedessa
      Fun to be at Bora Bora?

      Hank

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  2. Most interesting Pat to read.
    Yvonne.

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  3. A What Off Leaper Who's A Contest Keeper!
    Winning ways consolation to rightly recover
    Some rigged contests
    To counter at best
    Always a winner to keep and that's an order!

    Hank

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    1. A winner will come due
      Rigged or not at ones zoo

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  4. Win a date with whoever - that could be a really scary proposition.

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    1. Scary it could be
      If a beached whale comes to see

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  5. Win a trip to Bora
    this Blue must see
    Bora is the place to be
    imagine the pretty flora
    swimming in an aqua sea
    winning a trip would bring glee
    getting lost in it's aura

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    1. That it would
      A trip to Bora's hood
      Although wouldn't come cheap
      So better have a winning leap

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  6. Ohhh I want to win some things!!! I should go and check out her page. Lmao

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    1. lol lots there to win
      There at her bin

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  7. This Rosey has some kind of luck!

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    1. Yeah, rigged luck
      What the umm duck lol

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  8. It's nice to win every now and then. I'm sure the cat is just a chilling.

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    1. Chilling is easy to do
      Here at our zoo

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  9. Gotta play if you want to win
    Maybe Rosey knows that is the way to go
    And that is why she wins
    So much at her show

    Betty

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    1. haha that could be
      As winners play with glee

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  10. Win, win, win
    Not a political contest we're in
    I've entered contests to win a bike
    But they always result in taking a hike

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    1. Never got a win
      Ugg to the political cap at your bin

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  11. Contest for Rosie is a job
    At her place you find a mob
    Win a prize or pay full price
    It all amounts to "roll the dice"

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    1. Roll the dice
      Beat the price
      Unless they are loaded
      Or maybe encoded

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  12. I'll take the trip tp Bora Bora, please! Just not holding my breath! I was just in Halifax and found out there are gang problems there ~ say it isn't so!!! Didn't make it to the secret hideaway though. Next time! Have a good one, Pat!

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    1. Yep, gang nuts are there
      Sadly at Halifax's lair
      No secret hideaway at Pier 21 lol
      Next time with your fun

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  13. Teasing Rosie
    she won't think cozy.
    You did that dance
    and blew your chance. haha.

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    1. haha chance at winning?
      Damn, that takes away my grinning

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  14. The only thing I ever win are a few free books. Never a winner for anything spectacular or that will pay off the mortgage.

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    1. Yeah, haven't won anything big at my sea
      Besides a bit years ago on a gambling spree

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  15. Win me over
    At your sea
    Or toss me out
    Into the sea

    But not into Rio's bay
    That could be dangerous

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    1. That it may be
      Nasty type of sea
      Not a win
      At any bin

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  16. Mail4Rosey has contests galore
    but winning can be quite the chore.

    VR Barkowski

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  17. Ya had to throw in the triple digits. Why I oughta!!

    I'm going to put a link in my next contest for people to come over here and type in something lewd as an extra entry. That'll bring search engine crazies to your blog...yep, I think that'll learn ya. ;) Ah...never mind, my posts are are family-friendly only, so that would never do. I'll have to think of some other payback plot. Oh, and I will (she says with an evil mom laugh).

    On a side note, I'm putting up a big dorm giveaway today...blankets, towels, etc., if anyone wants to enter. Woot!! :) ;)

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    1. hahaha screwed yourself there
      Can't come here and swear
      Unless you get an R rated contest
      Then they can try their best
      A payback plot
      Should I keep 666 ready for you to spot?

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  18. Be nice to Rosey,
    Our little posey,
    Or that sinning
    Will stop you winning!

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    1. Bah, can't stop the cat
      Maybe just Pat

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  19. I would much prefer to be a winner that put up with winter!

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  20. Go for the gold
    Spend and be bold
    You'll win some day
    Pay up and play!

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    1. And lose and lose
      Never get that cruise

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  21. orlin N cassie...we getted a noe tizz once that we winned sum B and S

    and all we had ta due waz pay $ 89,034.57 for shipping N handlin....

    we were like oh kay, we iz rite on thiz

    ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. What? You didn't go and pay
      I wonder why at your bay lol

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  22. to win is to lose. But don't sing the blues. It might have been dues.

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    1. Dues come and stand
      With a stuck out hand

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  23. We both featured Rosey/Rosie today:)
    My sister is one of those people that win everything. Big prizes. She won a trip to Hollywood one year.

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    1. Damn, like to have your magic touch
      To win and such

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  24. I don't win many things, but I would love to win $100 gift card. :)
    ~Jess

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  25. Everyone loves a winner!! And a trip to Bora Bora - who could ask for more!

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    1. I could ask for more
      May not get it though at my shore lol

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  26. If I believed all they say I could win
    I would own property in Florida's din.
    I would rather just go to Bora Bora
    than own swamp land and feel like a dumb Dora.

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    1. A much better choice
      In Bora you can rejoice

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  27. Why are you getting all the winnings Pat.

    Please share some with us, smiles!

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  28. "It isn't so hard."
    What is it you're hintin'?
    That's what happens, pard
    with nudies of Hillary Clinton.

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    1. Makes all go limp
      And turns one into a gimp

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  29. "It isn't so hard."
    What is it you're hintin'?
    That's what happens, pard
    with nudies of Hillary Clinton.

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  30. Lucky man! In my history of being a winner, the only thing I have won is a bag of detergent.

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    1. Well at least you won something
      Not much in the way of cha ching

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  31. Manifest and you win
    anything at your scene
    why Rosie gives away to you?
    maybe she has a game of two?
    or game of one to win what come?

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    1. A game of winning
      Could make ones head start spinning

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  32. You sure are a lucky cat at Rosie's zoo.
    But if you are entry number 666, I bet she picks another winner real quick ;)

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    1. lol that she probably will
      A cheater when 666 fits the bill

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  33. No... the winner is me!
    Send the loot to my sea
    Or if it's gold
    A truck we will load

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    1. We'd car jack it
      And run away with every bit

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