Sunday, August 7, 2016

A What Off Lie Ever So Spry!

What if Neko Random was Neko Lie? Yeah, you'd never believe that Adam guy. Maybe he is lying now? That would really wow. Would screw my What Off up though. So we'll give that a no.

Fish have been found to have wings.
Wow, who knew such things.
Flying fish will be had.
Might make fisherman rather mad.

Cement can be turned to gold.
Damn, I'll join that fold.
Tell me how though.
I want to see its glow.

Cats can jump on flying fish.
That is a real delightful dish.
But would that really be a lie?
Bah, we'll let that one go as fish we fry.

Doorknobs contain bacteria that cures cancer.
That will even impress Santa and Prancer.
Maybe old Rudolph too.
Guess I shouldn't wash my hands at my zoo.

The Titanic was really sunk by an alien craft.
What? They didn't like the big raft?
At least no one got probed.
Up the butt or ear lobed.

Glass can't be broken.
Not even with a token?
You mean the bullet proof stuff?
That has to be tough.

Mario to join the next Final Fantasy game.
Hmmm that may turn out lame.
But then again most Final Fantasy's now suck.
So could be what they need to make a buck.

Blogger is being phased out in 2017.
Damn, there goes my scene.
The cat will have to riot.
Maybe all should try it.

Fans blow ghosts away.
Ghosts are real you say?
Hmm, need to call Ghostbusters.
Not any remake clusters.

The Blue Guy really ate his own shoe.
Geez, and he's been blaming my zoo.
Good to know the lie err umm truth,
Here at my rhyming booth.

You'd learn all kinds of fun stuff if lies Adam were to huff and puff. Would he blow your brain down? Hmmm, maybe send you to looney bin town. If you go out telling all fish can fly in mass you may end up seeming crazier than my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.  

61 comments:

  1. Well, I suppose now that you put it out there in cyberspace, we will have some Titanic conspiracies going around.

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    1. All thanks to a rhyming cat
      How about that

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  2. Blogger being phased out? Is that why it now has an Unfollow button?

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    1. That cat was psychic there
      But unfollow becomes follow if you aren't following at a lair

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  3. I hope Blogger isn't being phased out or I'm toast. :)

    Blue ate his shoe?

    I haven't seen any of the Final Fantasy games, and I didn't see the origiinal Ghostbusters. I do think the sequel looks cute, I may see it with my youngest two, but we'll have to rent the original first. :)

    Final note: Wash your doorknobs regardless. :)

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    1. haha Blue had a snack
      Blogger will stay in the pack
      Ned to watch he original first
      The reboot can go burst
      Very true
      Unless brass, a doorknob washing regularly should come due

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    2. Blue ate his shoe
      What am I to do
      I had only one
      You call that bun?

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    3. A bun of a shoe
      Boo hoo Blue?

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    4. Oh mercy, there was only one shoe??
      Now Blue must be shoeless, and that can mean only one thing...a sure sign he's going to Bora Bora!!!
      You don't need shoes there, they have fabulous beaches just begging you to go barefoot. :)

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    5. Pat and Cats could go too. Lots of fish in the sea for thee...cats like fish, or so they say. My cat doesn't. phft

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    6. haha the cat is allergic to fish at our sea
      So we'll skip the fish part coming to be

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  4. If cement could be turned to gold
    Stealing sidewalks would be bold
    We'd have to moosch around in mudd
    Then we'll talk like Elmer Fudd

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    1. haha hunting wabbit and gold
      Or cement for gold to take hold

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  5. Well if Blogger gets phased out, that would not be good. Hope that isn't true.

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    1. haha it's a lie
      On the what off fly

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    2. Scared to poo out of Scooby Blue
      And some other folks too

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  6. I'm not too sure but flying fish sound kind of scary!

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    1. Especially the bigger ones
      May give you the runs

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  7. If you eat flying fish, you can fly. Ask Peter Pan.

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    1. Isn't that fairy dust
      Not umm fish lust

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  8. What, Cement can be turned into gold
    that sure must be a sight to behold
    let us follow the yellow brick road
    who will help carry the wondrous load

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    1. May need a wheel barrow or three
      To get all the gold back to your sea

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  9. A What Off Lie Ever So Spry!
    Phased off, will make them cry
    Must get the ghost-busters
    They'll settle the fastest
    To help save them from a good-bye

    Hank

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    1. Have to get the save
      With the path they pave

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  10. I am glad these are lies
    Wouldn't want to give too many a try
    Especially blogger be gone
    That would be wrong.

    Betty

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    1. That it would indeed
      Hopefully google never at their feed

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  11. Blogger is being phased out? There would definitely be a shout! Eeek!

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    1. That it would
      Good thing a lying what off came to my hood

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  12. I saw video on Cat fighting alligator, so no surprise everything can be opposite on what it seems...and we can fly too!

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    1. That it surely can be
      Seeming is only part at ones sea

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  13. Blogger phasing off is a scary thought, even if I know it's not true!
    LOL at fans blow ghosts away :-)

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    1. Yeah, a scary thought it would be
      Can't rhyme at our sea

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  14. This sounds like som head trip.
    Titanic and aliens, at least there's no whip.
    Blue is eating his shoe
    Must love Chaplin, who knew?
    I think I dreamt of flying fish
    And it landed on my dinner dish

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    1. A snack attack
      At your shack
      Beats a shoe
      Like poor Blue

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  15. Scary wit a touch of fun. Thank you for this

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  16. NUMBER ONE!
    Such fun!
    Okay, it's a lie
    Goodbye

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  17. How many more What Offs will there be?
    They are making my OCD quite crazy! hahaha...

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    1. lmao 23 to go
      With the what off show

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  18. Flying fish do have wings

    cement can be if you have some gold spray paint (kinda)

    only if they have good aim

    I want to BELIEVE

    Only those made by House Martell, they also can't be bent or bowed.

    Cloud is in Smash Bros, close enough

    I hope not.

    And they ghosts have never been happier

    I knew it.

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    1. haha there you go
      Answers all aglow
      Can turn the facts to truth
      At least with a little twist at our booth

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  19. Bacteria on doorknobs cure cancer. Well hell, I better rub myself all over those cruddy doorknobs. Or maybe not. eww lol

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    1. lol yeah, nasty as can be
      Better believe that is a lie from me

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  20. Please don't phases Blogger out, look forward each day to your post.
    Yvonne.

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  21. Blue ate his shoe?
    Yet we've all been on the search
    How dare he hide this
    And leave us in the lurch

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    1. Yeah, how rude
      Need to give him attitude

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  22. We used to have ninjas living next door, but they up and left!

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    1. Did they tick to the shadows of night
      Or just take flight

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  23. Some day Adam may post April Fools! Lying to us all these years would be the ultimate twist!

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    1. haha that it would
      But I think some would have caught on by now at his hood

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  24. Yikes...Blogger being phased out in 2017? I've gotta research that!!

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    1. lol it's a lie
      Oh me, oh my

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    2. Whew!!! You had me nervous for a bit.

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    3. haha was fun to do
      At my zoo

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