Thursday, August 4, 2016

A What Off Max! Wait....It's Just Jax!

So old Blabber, with 30 drawing near, had to be said by may rhyming rear, ripped off something already. I guess I'm ripping off a rip off. If it confuses don't scoff. For it is really a What Off today here at my bay.


This is Jax.
Blabber's tax.
The rip off she chose.
Does it mean she doesn't like to wear clothes?



But what if she was this?
Would there be list bliss?
I guess we shall see.
With this What Off spree.

#1
Lay down the law!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(screaming in ears, won't get cheers)

#2
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(catches breath to avoid death)
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#3
That is the last straw.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 
(stole the last straw? Awwww)

#4
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(catches breath to avoid death)
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#5
 Tried to ruin my trip to the spa.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(more like she got a flat tire or her hair caught on fire)

#6
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(catches breath to avoid death)
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#7
That shampoo has a big flaw.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(Don't mess with the shampoo or she'll waaaaa you)

#8
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(catches breath to avoid death)
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#9
 A bird saw my eyes and wanted to gnaw.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(more like it looked at her and flew away to enjoy the day)

#10
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(catches breath to avoid death)
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Well I guess I proved she ripped off the right one. All that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ing would be hard on anyone. Plus seems she'd use a lot of filler with each post. That would just be cheating at her coast. Of course that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ing could be crying too. Ugg to an emotional zoo. On either the cat would take a pass. It would just hurt the ears of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

69 comments:

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    1. 4 times in a row
      And being just so

      Hank

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    2. Growing the streak
      At my creek

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  2. A What Off Max! Wait....It's Just Jax!
    Many a time a wholesome teacher's pet
    Just a What Off
    Up in the loft
    Holding out on his own strength you bet

    Hank

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  3. Jax is big and strong!! So strong that the clothes just pop right off!!! The only waaaa-ing Jax does is because she's some silly rhyming cat keeps reminding her that SHE'S NEAR 30!!!!!! Hahahaha

    P.S. If a bird that's the time to check you out, it is definately imagining pecking your brains out. Just sayin!!

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    1. I hate autocorrect. My comment barely even makes any sense. Sigh...

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    2. lol autocorrect makes the last a bit ummm
      As you waaaaaa off your bum hahaha
      Less than 2 years to go
      And 30 shall show haha

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  4. I ran out of breath just reading that...

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    1. haha that can be done
      As waaaaing that much is a ton

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  5. Hahaha Jax looks purdy good as either one of those warrior dudes. But those dudes can't write a substantive list like Jax!

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    1. They may be able to write a list
      When you get them good and pissed

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  6. To riip off a rip off, for heaven's sake
    Watch out for the crumbly rumbly quake
    Blabber from blabber to fill in the space
    Is full of holes like a lacey lace

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    1. That a blabber can be
      With a waaaaaa-ing spree

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  7. Well this was certainly different, it's not pleasant to be ripped off.
    Yvonne.

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  8. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaong can be such fun
    especially if done in the middle of the piddle
    people consider a bit more sacred, let it get real quiet
    then rip a waaaaaaaaaaa through the hole in your head

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    1. Isn't the piddle more of an awwwwwwww
      Then a waaaaaaa flaw?
      Could the waaaa rip from the ass
      I can do that in mass

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  9. I must admit a bit confused today
    At your bay with what you say
    Maybe too early to make much sense
    If we are talking in the present tense

    Betty

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    1. haha a bit inside joke too
      As I pick on Blabber at her zoo

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  10. from the bird's view
    I see why so intense,
    she wanted to gnaw..pu
    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

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    1. Watch out for such birds
      Have dangerous turds

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  11. see - you could pronounce waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa in different ways and dialects - with your nose closed and things like that - would make it quite some challenge - ha

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    1. haha could go many a way
      With waaaa-ing each day

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  12. It would be funny to hear the way different people read this post with the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I am sure everyone said it with emphasis- just not all the same. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. That is true
      There are many ways it can come due

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  13. I initially thought my phone was hacked
    With all the waaaaaaaaaing so tracked

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    1. lol nope, not hacked
      After waaaa attacked

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  14. I am a little confused myself and don't have much of a comment.

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  15. All that Waaaaa-ing reminds me of a presidential election
    to which at this point I have many an objection.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. lol ugg to that shame
      As down your throat crap they try and ram

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  16. Waaaaing or crying...both are irritating.

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  17. I suppose it's easy to rhyme waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa with waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

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  18. What Off is all this with
    going hard on the A?
    I'd like to rip off a muscle man's clothes
    That's all I've to say.

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    1. lol getting in a ripping mood
      Soon you'll get what off attitude

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  19. Aaaaaaaaaaa is a good starting point!

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    1. Will get going
      Maybe food or bbbbb will start showing

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  20. Interesting but fun. Thank you for this

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  21. orlin N cassie...de food servizz gurl looked at de bak side oh 30 sew long ago now herz sayin

    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. lol so 30 isn't a bad thing
      When it comes at a waaaaa's wing

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  22. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo doggie.

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  23. I'm confused
    and that What off still bugs me at your zoo. lol....

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    1. lol wait until yours shows
      Then the what off will bug you in rows

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  24. I think this must be a somewhat inside joke
    Either that or maybe you had a little toke:)

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  25. All that waaahing makes me think of the seagull singing in Little Mermaid!

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    1. The crab was more fun
      With his under the seas run

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  26. Orlin always has original ideas, even about ripoffs:)

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    1. Can find a way
      Even on what off day

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  27. Get that poor chick a tissue- I'm assuming the waaaaing is accompanied by tears.

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  28. Will she ever waaaaa me I wonder
    Nearby or yonder

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  29. This post gave me eyestrain...
    all the waaaaaaa's were hard on my brain!

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    1. That they can be
      At least it didn't annoy the hearing of thee

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  30. Too many waaaaaaas
    Rather hear caws
    Or even a herd
    Of another loud bird

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    1. Yeah, much better on the ears
      Waaaa brings fears

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