Wednesday, August 24, 2016

A What Off Movie Day At Play!

The cat almost threw up at this post. I actually did hack up a hairball the other day at our coast. Maybe I knew this was coming due. Birgit sure lets her What Off spew. Instead of Thursday she picked movies Wednesday at her bay. Wowee, what a day can do for her taste with those on display.


 Highlander is here.
It so deserves a cheer.
Why is that?
There can be only one where it's at.


Dark on screen.
That is serene.
Dark is all you see.
Dark impresses me,


Poop machines galore.
 So great at any shore.
Watch the poop machines poop.
They are quite the troop.


 Can take a ride.
Amusement in stride.
Not much swearing at all.
Such a nice last call.


A movie so dense,
It makes perfect sense.
Perfect sense to my cat. 
He napped through it on the mat.



So so great.
None can relate.
 Look at those pants.
Can sure impress umm ants.


 This you have to see.
It will impress thee.
Impress thee so much.
The TV you'll never again want to touch.


Nuked and alive.
A fridge to survive.
Tarzan comes into play.
Wow, such a fun display.


The police are coming.
The Russians are chumming.
Two for one.
Isn't that fun?


The Mask.
A dog put to task.
Just like number one, right?
Let it take flight.

Wowweee. I just lost brains cells from looking at them at my sea. Birgit gets no more What Offs done. She sure has a scary Wednesday movie run. Run is what you should do if any of these ever come into view. What was that? Nah, they weren't picked by the cat. She picked this whole very very very bad movie mass. You can trust my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

61 comments:

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    1. Congrats Alex!
      Real Ninja attack.

      Hank

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    2. Thanks, Hank! I really stumbled into this one today.

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  2. Most of those were forgettable. I do still enjoy Willis and the Die Hard movies though. However, Indy in a fridge? He shouldn't have crawled out, he should have oozed out.

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    1. Agree Alex! Yippe Ki Yay MF'er never, ever gets old!

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    2. Yep, ooze is what should have came due
      The 5th die hard is ooze too

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  3. I enjoyed this although I have never seen many of the movies. Wonderful Pat.
    Yvonne.

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  4. A What Off Movie Day At Play!
    Great picks to catch and stay
    Indiana Jones here
    It looks familiar
    Even a re-run was great anyway

    Hank

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    1. A fun re-run
      can be done
      But not the crap
      Never take a lap

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  5. It's Pat was a movie? How incredibly annoying must that be?

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    1. Meh, few ever know about it
      As thankfully it wasn't a hit

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  6. LOL! I don't know many of these movies
    Similar to reading the ones Birgit posts about
    I think I need to get off the computer
    And get out and about.

    Betty

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    1. haha these ones are good not to know
      Watch and out brain cells may go

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  7. LOL Kelly and Justin!?
    Son of the Mask you can't go wrong with. The second horror one looks nifty!
    Can never go wrong with Bruce Willis. Ever.

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    1. They were all bad
      Very bad to be had
      Bruce Willis ever you say?
      Seen the latest straight to dvd crap from him at your bay

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  8. I don't know movies, that's a fact
    Some may think I'm slightly cracked
    Living life I find more keen
    Than watching it on a movie screen

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    1. That it can be
      Especially with such a crap spree

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  9. most of those are darn sad movie picks - they'll show up on Alex's Rifftraks show. Funny rhymes though - good chuckle for a Wed. Thanks

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    1. Every single one
      Should make many run

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  10. I don't know any of these movies myself. I just watch what I can find on Netflix.

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    1. These ones are best to avoid
      Getting lost in some void

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  11. And we've not seen Justin since that box office hit
    Kelly keeps singing and as a mama,
    She won't quit.
    Not that I follow them like an obsessed fan
    As an American Idol loyal I began
    Enough with stupid movies, though
    They must go.

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    1. That they must
      Go and rust
      As they are a bust
      Good there is no Idol lust

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  12. I couldn't believe any of these were real
    Until Indy proved these are the actual deal

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    1. Sadly, they are all real
      A brain dead ordeal

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  13. I am honoured to be in this what off show.
    Most of these movies I will not even give a go
    But I did watch that crystal skull movie
    if Justin and Kelly were eaten by the ants...that would be groovy

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    1. haha eaten and buried in the giant litter box
      With nothing left but their socks

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  14. The only one I've even a remote interest in seeing is that installment of Die Hard.

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    1. You're better off beating your head against a wall for an hour or two
      It's the equivalent, and makes even less sense, then what you leave in the loo

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  15. What a collection of movies. Some are classically good. Others classically bad. lol

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  16. I can't get the poop machine outta my head!

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    1. They pull hair too
      Run away at your zoo

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  17. None of these movies have I seen.
    I hope not to, even in a dream.

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    1. A wise choice to make
      Not worth a single take

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  18. Nuked and alive.
    A fridge to survive.

    Oh don't remind me of that crap
    It made the blue guy snap

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    1. haha had to remind
      I'm just that kind

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  19. orlin N cassie...ya noe we iz gonna get on R Godzilla kick again when it comes ta shitz azz moveee ree makes..Godzilla shuld sue sum one ya noe.....troo lee ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. He'd stomp them all
      No more remakes at any hall

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  20. So nice of you
    To give review
    To movie stew
    And make rhymes too

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  21. Birgit has a what off. Love it. You go, girl.
    Good one, Pat;)

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  22. A list of what not to see?
    That was so sweet of thee.
    Save me some time
    and maybe a dime. ha.

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    1. haha rather waste dough on crap
      Then ever watch these on any part of the map

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  23. From Justin to Kelly came out when I was in the 8th grade. I loved it so much I remember exactly how old I was!! ...bows head in shame...

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    1. lol you should have lots of shame
      For making that claim

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  24. With choices like that
    I should be right on it.
    To Netflix, STAT?
    Or, instead, just vomit?

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    1. Probably more entertaining
      For vomit to start draining

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  25. With choices like that
    I should be right on it.
    To Netflix, STAT?
    Or, instead, just vomit?

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  26. These do not look like movies I would like.
    I think whoever wrote and directed them should go take a hike.

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  27. Looks like crappy choices
    But someone will pay
    There's always a sucker
    Born every day

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  28. God, these movies... These movies are just so... UGH.

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    1. haha ugh or shit?
      The later more than a bit

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  29. Actually, I liked the IJ movie, and I have enjoyed the Die Hard movies. The rest though ~ really bad!!!

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    1. haha well 2 for ten
      Isn't that bad at your den

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