Tuesday, August 30, 2016

A What Off View That May Scare You!

Betty stopped viewing from a bench and threw in a What Off wrench. It was quite as weird as can be. Who knew she could go all scary spree? I guess now all do with these in view.


Big scary teeth.
Who cares what's beneath.
They'll eat you whole.
A view from which you must stroll.


Dead in the back.
A view you want to lack.
You'll see it and die.
At least you won't see eye to eye.


A view not for you.
Blah at any zoo.
Maybe not for a mutt.
But they sniff a butt.


A view of umm this.
Food and bliss.
Bliss and food.
Isn't that rude?


A view of the creepy.
Movie may make you weepy.
Garbage Pal kids.
Smelling like trash lids.


A creepy clown.
He's gonna track you down.
Did you get a view of it?
 Better run for a good long bit.


Giving birth.
Do it all over Earth.
Now a view you can see.
Doesn't it impress thee?


Boobs galore.
They are in store.
Love that view?
Okay to admit it to be true.


The return view.
Seen a time or two.
Even at Jax's place.
Love the zombie feet embrace?


And this is your view,
After all has come due.
 Can I get an ewwww?
Maybe an eww times two.

Did any scare you? Have to look away upon view? Maybe Betty shouldn't go What Off any day. Stick to views from a bench at her bay. Or is that a bench with a view? Hey, my way works too. Did you enjoy the scary mass? Bah, is all that needs to be said by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

65 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Hank
      A double one
      Is extra fun

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    2. Yes, Belva Ma'am
      Aftermath of a technical mix-up
      That unwittingly offered some fun

      Hank

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    3. Still got in
      Even with a glitch at your bin

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  2. Betty went too far from the bench
    Scary zombies in a trench
    Back to her bench would be good advice
    Where the scariest thing is three blind mice

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    1. haha would be a wise choice indeed
      To stay on her bench at her feed

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    1. A tiny little thin one
      Can lead to much fun

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  4. Someone needs a podiatrist. Stat.

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  5. Eeww, no don't want to give these views
    All weird and totally gross
    I will keep the theme of benches with cool shots
    And perhaps be a better host.

    Thanks for the shout out
    And a mention of the name
    But views like this
    Are definitely a shame.

    Betty

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    1. haha a shame to be
      Scary to see
      A monkey with a wrench
      unlike the bench

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  6. Not scary, just plain EWWWWW.

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    1. haha ewww works
      For these not so perks

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  7. Not wearing glasses this day
    Didn't keep me from seeing the display
    The ugliest feet I've ever seen
    On this tiny little viewing screen

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    1. Zombie feet have a way
      Of getting in on display

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  8. Haha, the boobs galore
    is Trump at your shore!

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  9. A What Off View That May Scare You!
    Scared off images trying to make do
    Male Boobs as you can see
    Contending to be sexy
    But still just as scary to delve into

    Hank

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    1. Scary in many a way
      But I'm sure someone somewhere may want to play

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  10. Those big scary teeth
    Oh my gosh golly...ewwwwwww!
    Frightening! And I believe
    looks like a girl I knew.

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    1. Hopefully there was never a kiss
      Hate to see what happens if there was a miss

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  11. Those big scary teeth
    Oh my gosh golly...ewwwwwww!
    Frightening! And I believe
    looks like a girl I knew.

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  12. I think this all went too scary from the AZ heat at Betty's bench. Much too gross for Betty's calm refuge

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    1. haha had to be the heat
      there on her side of the street

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  13. YIKES! That one dude or dudette sure needs their claws clipped!

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    1. And maybe snipped elsewhere too
      So no more come due

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  14. Oh, God. Not those toes, again! Wasn't one round of torture enough? Nice to see Betty featured here. And thank you so much for the shout out the other day. I would have missed it if one of my blogger friends hadn't told me. I got a laugh out of it! :)

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    1. Glad it was fun for your sea
      lol for the toes it is like round thirty

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  15. orlin N cassie

    thiz comment haz nothin ta due with this post; headz up... we dont see ya in R reeder; another bloggin palz havin thiz issue two ~~~~~~~ sew waz brian but himz on werd press ~~~~~~ ♥♥♥

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    1. Fun, they are ignoring the cat
      Figues dumb blogger would go splat

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  16. I don't think I will sit on Betty's bench when all those visitors come near.

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  17. Some of these did scare me
    some just made me say eew
    Another crazy what off
    Now I have to blast off


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  18. Hairy boobs
    or should I say moobs?

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  19. Not as scary as President Trump

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  20. Nothing here scares the Halloween Nazi. Except maybe those feet.

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    1. I'll get a pair made up and sent to you
      They could be all you view

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  21. Mr. Creosote and his wafer thin mint
    Gal in the back seat with a greyish tint.
    The really scare ones are the toe nails
    And men with boobs...epic fails!

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    1. Both are nasty as can be
      Glad no boobs on me

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  22. Pleased my feet isn't like the ones shown here.I wouldn't be able to carry on doing my walking.
    Loved the verse as always.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Yeah that would be rough
      Walking and other stuff

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  23. I'd be in shock if Betty gave a view like that!

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    1. haha be fun to see
      The shock to all at that came to be

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  24. You thoroughly freaked me out!
    My stomach is flip-flopping about!
    I shall have to go find something funny
    to calm down my grossed out tummy!

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    1. haha good luck finding it
      After my freaky hit

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  25. Kid stuff! Nothing scared me away! ;-)

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  26. To scare
    You dare
    Beware
    The glare

    (That's why I'm selling sunglasses)

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    1. Good luck selling
      Hopefully no such feet you are smelling

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  27. Those nails
    Are truly sad
    Major pedicure
    To cure, "Egad!"

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    1. May take a while
      To make them less vile

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