Saturday, August 20, 2016

A What Won't What Off Don't!

There are always plans for the week at many a blog land creek. But Blogoratti has plans every week. Plans that like to take a peek. But with What Off there are plans that get a won't scoff.

Plans for the week.
Out plans leak.
They are near and far.
Leave the door ajar.

I won't step on a toe.
That could create a foe.
I won't bite a dog,
Or even a frog.

I won't jump off a cliff.
That I won't even whiff.
I won't fall into a well.
That would sure cause hell.

I won't drive a tank,
Or even rob a bank.
I won't shoot nuts,
Who talk out their butts.

I won't buy a new car.
That old one gets me far.
I won't move to Timbuktu.
Is that something anyone wants to do?

I won't replace the door.
My, this is starting to bore.
I won't join a cult.
Don't like the end result.

I won't not talk.
Like a parrot I'll squawk.
I won't sail the seas.
Who needs that breeze?

I won't go into space.
That is not a fun embrace.
I won't look for little green men.
Who wants a probe at their den?

I won't think I can fly,
Then go kersplat and die.
I won't eat worms.
Those things have germs.

I won't write another won't list.
Readers may get pissed.
I can just repeat the won't.
For these are all things I don't.

What won't you do this week? Can you flip it at your creek? The won't is easy to do as you can just name things like you have a loose screw. I will however pass some gas straight out my ever so gassy little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

55 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Who's number one at your mat?
    Who's number one today?
    Could it be Hank, anyway?
    Maybe it's True
    Or Scooby Doo...
    Maybe it's me
    In the place to be!
    Maybe this is a reboot
    What a hoot
    Hey, it's Saturday...
    Such a fun day!

    Grrrrrrreat post
    From coast to coast!

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    1. A reboot copy and paste
      In post haste
      The winner
      Don't have to work and pay for dinner?

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    2. No not number one today
      slept in at my bay...

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    3. After stopping by at my bay in the middle of the night. That's right, Cat! :p

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    4. Played with you in the night
      Hmmm should you let that come to light? lmao

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    5. The Cat's a naughty guy
      So now I wonder why
      Does the snip-snip make you think
      About, you know, wink-wink?

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    6. lol that it might
      After that fright
      Can't get it up
      So naughty stuff fills my cup

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    7. I won't fall off a ladder
      And make a loud clatter
      It really does matter
      There's paint of the stairs
      Nobody cares!
      (except for me!!)

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    8. Good not to fall
      On stairs or hall
      Needing to give 911 a call
      As you paint the wall

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  2. I won't not snore
    Like a boar
    At the Blue Guy shore
    I won't sit on a stick
    Like a chick
    I won't jump in a moat
    Like a goat
    But I might get stuck on the road
    Like a blue toad

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    1. Might doesn't mean will
      Isn't that a thrill?

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    2. It sure is
      Doing the Might bizzz

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    3. A mighty thrill
      Fits the bill

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  3. Make a list what to do
    For the week and do it too
    Stick to your plan, don't change one lick
    Try it, you'll see, it's an easy trick

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    1. Easy as can be
      As long as you make time to pee lol

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  4. A What Won't What Off Don't!
    To try not to get away blown
    Plan for the week
    Great way to seek
    Be prepared and not just moans

    Hank

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    1. The moans can go
      unless fun ones you know lol

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    2. HANK!
      The one and only poetry tank
      Just so you know
      At the Kitty Cat Show

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    3. I think he may know
      But good to tell him so

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  5. Plans are good, habits are better. I'm being a sage without a stage.lol

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    1. There you go
      A saging you go with a habit flow

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  6. He does like to make his lists
    in his endeavors he does persist
    trying to keep focused, it does assist
    or if you fail, you might get pissed
    as you try to maneuver through the mist

    peace, light & love
    from that shining light above...

    he doesn't visit my blog
    guess he couldn't find it through the fog


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    1. Yeah, meh here too
      But was around when this came due
      Get done what I will in a week
      Even if I get stuck up shit creek lol

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    2. True Blue is fine
      not sure about True Pink?

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    3. Driven to drink
      At your rink?

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  7. I never plan to not plan, but it does happen!

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    1. Seems to pop
      As the plans never stop

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  8. Plans are good for morale especially when all goes according to plan.
    Great post Pat.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Then they go the wrong way
      And morale turns to dismay

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  9. Plans are sometimes needed to get through the day
    Especially if we want time to play.

    Betty

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    1. That they are
      Plans can't be too far

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  10. I like to make some plans so I can get something constructive done.

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  11. "I won't replace the door."

    Redor?

    nah Hodor sounds better

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    1. Sounds better indeed
      Just home the same fate doesn't take seed

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  12. Plans for the week
    I will seek
    and if they don't work out
    I will just tweek!

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    1. A tweek here and there
      Plans to spare

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  13. I'm not planning on killing anyone next week, but we'll see how things progress.

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    1. lol you just never know
      How things like murder can go

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  14. Won't plan to plan
    Or compete in rhyme
    The cat does all he can
    Amazing use of time

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    1. That cat gets it done
      The around he does run

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  15. Won't you
    Renew
    If due
    Brought blue
    Boo hoo

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    1. Renew I will
      The damn insurance bill lol

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  16. I cannot tease a list maker
    since I'm a list mover and shaker.
    hahaha....

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    1. haha geez, can't make fun
      It must be done

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  17. I did not plan for my dog getting sick
    He now has pills that are doing the trick.
    I did not plan on our lawn mower going kerplunk
    That made me almost want to get drunk.
    I did not plan for our muffler to go
    Tomorrow it's in the shop...more money...so....
    I hang my head at all these issues
    But please don't give me any tissues.
    I always plan for events like this
    Thank god I do even though this is not bliss.

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    1. Events like that
      Are sure scat
      They suck a ton
      As out the money does run

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  18. Hmmm, a positive won't: I won't be serving on Jury Duty. It got cancelled. Yay!
    Negative won't: won't be enjoying my second colonoscopy this year. Once is sucky enough. Two really is a pain in the ass ;)

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    1. The first is a good one
      The second would just make us run

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  19. "A What Won't What Off Don't!
    Huh??? That made my eyes spin!
    Fun to see what Blogaratti won't.
    A trip to space would make me grin!

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    1. That would be grand
      Until aliens probed with the hand

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  20. I won't look
    At the Cat's blog again
    Who am I kidding
    Here in my den

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    1. Such a liar
      Hope your pants don't catch fire

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