Monday, August 29, 2016

A Writer List With A What Off Twist!

Chrys Fey said she was saved from the cat's wrath a while ago. Well I just had to fix that, you know. She sure came with a What Off post. Who knew writers she wanted to roast?

Don't do that.
Don't be a cat.
That is just wrong.
Sing a new song.

Be normal as can be.
Normal? Beats me.
But be it.
Not some other shit.

You'll never rise,
With such a disguise.
Just follow me.
Let yourself free.

Don't be a ninja wannabe.
That's an awful spree.
Don't be a cat.
Whoops, I said that.

So you can spell.
What the hell.
You have two blogs.
Don't be time hogs.

They're, there and their is here.
Of them you have no fear.
But you're a blue guy.
That just gets an oh me, oh my.

That's not the way.
Not the way to pay.
That is the way to fail.
So hit the trail.

Don't follow me.
No saying spree.
They are so cliche.
Make them go away.

Hit the trail was it.
In case you didn't pick up that bit.
You don't even need to read.
Just type a story at your feed.

No editing needs to be done.
Shove it in the face of everyone.
Read the writing on the wall.
For today, that is all.

Wowweee, she sure gets quite the ego trip when she let's the What Off rip. May want to do the opposite of all of that? What? This was written by the cat? Haven't you learned yet? I'm just a channeling pet. I channel the What Offs of all. Then I give them a call. I know you believe such a pass. You have to trust my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

81 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Who's number one at your mat?
    Who's number one today?
    Could it be Hank, anyway?
    Maybe it's True
    Or Scooby Doo...
    Maybe it's me
    In the place to be!
    What... you've seen this before?
    Could this be a rebooted reboot at your shore?
    Do you care for more?
    Encore?
    Hey, it's Monday...
    No more summer classes so it's a fun day!

    Grrrrrrreat post
    From coast to coast!
    While R's ass is still toast
    Not the kind you'd like
    I'd rather ride a bike
    Or take a hike
    Or polish my snore
    At the Blue Guy shore
    So off I go
    Enjoy the show
    Not a toe
    Or a chick
    On a stick
    Or a dog
    On a hog
    Or a toad
    On the road!

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    1. A reboot paste
      In post haste
      No more summer school
      But fall will bring back the work mule
      With kids raising hands
      Sitting in the stands
      Not like a fox in a box
      Or rocks in socks

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    2. Not like a fox in a box
      Or a cat wearing socks?
      How about a chick
      On a stick
      Or a dove
      In a glove?

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    3. Or a goat
      On a boat
      Or a wino
      On a rhino

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    4. Or a stork
      On a fork
      Or a goat
      In a moat

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    5. Or a frog
      On a log
      With a pog
      In a bog
      Playing a hog
      And a dog

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  2. Don't be a ninja wannabe?
    Is that a fact at your sea?

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    1. That's just false speculation. Who wouldn't want to be a Ninja?

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    2. A fact it can be
      The wannabe one can see

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    3. I was thinking the exact same thing.
      Who wouldn't want to be a ninja at their wing?

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    4. Not me
      They hide all say at their sea

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    5. That they do
      Then hide your shoe

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    6. Then get stepped on
      What a con

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  3. Chrys does know her writing stuff though.

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    1. Sure knows it well
      Lists ever so swell

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  4. Wow Chrys has a lot to say
    here at your rhyming bay

    They're, there and their is here
    these are tricky lets give cheer

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    1. Oh so tricky they can be
      There you have it at your sea

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  5. So speaks out by a channeling pet
    Anyone have a room "to let?"
    Hide out from the boisterous bunch
    But remember there is no free lunch......
    Ever!

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    1. Well that there can be
      If a dumpster diver appeals to thee
      But suppose that isn't free
      As you catch a disease or three

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  6. Another grammar nut like me, you say?
    I might have to find time to peek her way!

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    1. Grammar she lets flow
      With lists all aglow

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  7. Chrys has lots of good ideas and knowledge to share. Glad to have her around.

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  8. I never thought I'd be "cool" enough to be mentioned here, but the Cat sure got me. Now I shall run away. haha

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    1. lol don't run far
      The cat may leave the door ajar

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  9. It is a cat and mouse game
    Cannot hide from the cat
    That would be lame

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    1. The cat will find
      With his rhyming behind

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  10. Chrys is good at her craft
    and has a way with words
    good thing she was saved from a cat's wrath
    otherwise that would be absurd

    betty

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  11. I think you've met your match with Blue Grumpster!!!! ha. Amazing. Also, the art at the top of this page for me of you standing with the two cats is so good! I forget - you do all the artwork too, right?

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    1. haha nope, no artwork from me what so ever
      Blue and is copy and paste is clever

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  12. You're channeling very nicely I must say.

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    1. Going a little way
      To channel at my bay

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  13. Ha ha. Wannabe's of anything has quite a ring. A bit of advice, go put it one ice. Never turn your back on a cat.

    T

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    1. Keep them in your eye
      Or you may cry

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  14. Plus there's: You must follow me
    But I won't follow you
    Cuz I'm all that and more
    at my really cool shore
    Don't miss out
    I've got clout
    and five blogs to my name
    to bring me great fame.

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    1. Yeah, ugg to those
      Can go eat crows
      As they blog 50 ways
      In a big daze

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  15. Chrys with a Y? Who the hell takes a traditional name with an I in it and puts a Y there instead?

    ~Bryan

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    1. The world shall now end
      As it becomes a growing trend

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  16. Chrys, Well written. Good for you to jump in here.

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  17. Chrys wanted to get roasted by the cat? Something tells me your mind went a little crazy from a simple comment. Hahaha

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    1. That it may have went
      As crazy pitched a tent

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  18. I think Chrys very knowledgeable and have some excellent subjects on her blog.
    Loved your verse.
    Yvonne.

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    1. That she does indeed
      There at her feed

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  19. there, their and they're doesn't bother me a bit,
    spell you're 'your' though and i'll think you're a twit )

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    1. lol you will will you?
      your rude at your zoo
      Whoopsy, done by me
      at my sea

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  20. Chrys gets a roast,
    I'll give her a toast!

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  21. HA! I might not channel much but we do have a cat channel here!

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  22. Replies
    1. Get in the fun
      Every now and then with my run

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  23. Be normal as can be
    Not for me, oh no
    Too boring I find
    Slightly wacky I flow

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  24. Chrys's blog is a lot of fun
    She shows us what needs to be done
    To write a good book
    And how to promote intact your nook

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    1. That she does
      The book promoting buzz

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  25. Fun post.
    I always enjoy reading what Chrys has to say.
    Her ideas and advice often make my day.

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    1. Plenty of good advice there
      At here lair

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  26. Ooh. I'm following Chrys too. And I wonder what I missed when I read this.

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    1. Not much maybe
      As the cat lies at his sea

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  27. Brilliant as always, my Nova Scotia, friend. It's been too long. Laughed and loved this. You're so talented. Glad to be back to blogging. I've missed your posts. So good. <3

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    1. Look who's back
      Glad it was fun at my shack

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  28. Poor Chrys
    I bet this made her hiss. ha.

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  29. I'm jumping on the Rosey bandwagon, but instead of you're and there getting screwed up, Too, Two, and To really pisses me off.

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    1. too and to I can see a bit
      But how does anyone screw up two with the other shit?

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  30. Chrys is good
    Knock on wood
    As we should
    Lest meets hood

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  31. Too funny! Chrys is great at what she does, but so is that bad cat!

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    1. The cat takes all for a spin
      Here at our bin

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  32. Yup, you have got that right!

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