Sunday, August 21, 2016

At The Tones Some What Off Bones!

What if Al only had one pic? That wouldn't make captain caption a fun flick. The same thing over and over could bore rover. Or could it? I guess we'll prove it with this What Off bit.


A headless situation today.
But now it can go astray.
Watch what I do.
I can make a few.


"Like this is real.
What's your deal?
A cat on a skeleton thing? 
Looking for a feline fling?"


"Al is nuts.
Stuck in ruts.
His only friend.
I have no rear end."


"That Penwasser is at it again.
I'll call my men.
Why can't I work this phone?
Throw a dog a bone."



"Bone? I'm wise.
Not falling for your lies.
Besides I can eat myself.
 Clinton can't add that to his trophy shelf."


"Bone? Where?
I have the stare.
Where is the bone?
I feel so alone."


 "Wow, I'm here.
All can come and peer.
I feel so naked today.
What happened to my dick anyway?"


"My ass moved to my chin.
Is that a win?
 See me strut.
Bone that, you mutt."


"Do I get my bone?
Damn this stupid phone.
Why won't it work?
I'll get that Penwasser jerk."


And so it goes.
Step on toes.
With a headless Bones.
 Somewhere Clinton moans.

I guess it could still work. Want to see your head on Bones for a perk? Al could go anywhere with that. What? No, it wasn't done by the cat. I don't want Bush coming after me. I'll leave the bush for Clinton to see. Whoops, was that crass? Doesn't bother my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

65 comments:

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    1. Position regained
      Just like playing games!

      Hank

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    2. Hank's back in the groove
      With a very smart move

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    3. Belva and Rosie
      Thanks for the company!

      Hank

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    4. back on top
      as Blue snores non stop

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    5. I was on Bora. And then I woke up and didn't remember.

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    6. A Bora trip
      Maybe you didn't leave a good tip

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    7. Sunk into the sea
      Causing no glee

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  2. What's a guy to do with only one pic?
    Show it over and over till it makes one sick
    Show dem bones, a real quick fix
    Just like playing "Pick up sticks"

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    1. But there is no stick
      Not even a tiny umm wick lol

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  3. Howdy to Belva and Hank (Belva, I love your name, btw!).

    Morning to Pat and to the cats, even if they did bring up political figures this morning. ;)

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    1. lol Al does it all the time
      So we gave them a chime

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  4. At The Tones Some What Off Bones!
    Prez Bush holding wrong end of phone
    Smart phones are better
    No mistakes, a lot safer
    But dangers of selfies are well known

    Hank

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    1. That they are
      Selfies can be taken from afar
      Then you're caught
      Whatever the plot

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  5. Pat, you're missing some body parts!
    Al will be proud of you. That was damned funny.

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    1. And vital ones too
      Glad it was fun that came due

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    2. Indeed I am.
      I'll say it out loud.
      Pat's the man.
      Of him I am most proud.

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  6. There's me trying to lose my spare tyres around my tum and you showing this hilarious photo's .Thanks for the giggle.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Glad they were fun
      As I gave them a run

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  7. Dang, I thought that was Mick Jagger!

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  8. That is one boney character no matter whose head is up there.

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    1. All bones indeed
      Is all that took seed

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  9. I think the lesson is - under the skin we are all the same. Bones are bones whoever.

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    1. some may be large or small
      But bones, we got em all

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  10. Ohh my gosh that George Bush one.
    I can't even.....
    This is brilliant. Might take this as inspiration.

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    1. haha was fun to do
      Glad I can inspire at my zoo

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  11. Make no bones about it
    lol, funny.

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  12. Don't think I want my picture
    On top of those pile of bones
    Rather see much
    Above some rocks or stones.

    Betty

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  13. Funny and HUGE

    But I did not see mention of China

    Al can be flattered by this salute

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    1. No China or the crazy nuts
      In their hate on America ruts

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  14. These bones could do some talking
    With all the pics , never seem him walking.
    I like all the pics, especially the cats
    Although I think they should be wearing hats

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    1. Hats to cover their head
      Or places that are already kinda dead?

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  15. Politics; what a waste of a good joke. Headless butts; yep, thats our system for the next four years or so.

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    1. One big circus indeed
      There at your feed

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  16. I love what you've done with the bones.
    They're slick (especially with the cat).
    Got a few dozen of Bones alone.
    Huh. Imagine that.

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    1. A few dozen to behold
      Hopefully Bones doesn't mold

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  17. Thanks, Cat! It was the beer boys' interpretation of my pretty face. They must've had too many a beer when they made that one.

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    1. haha they must have indeed
      As a butt chin too seed

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    2. Good thing indeed
      There at your feed

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  18. I'll tell you how sick this is
    This bones and the picture biz
    As soon as my wild laughter fizz

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    1. lol sick it may be
      But a funny bone got glee

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  19. I'm sure Cassie was not pleased
    to have her photo used in this tease.
    Those bones just don't fit her.
    Bet it didn't make her purr.

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  20. Poor Mr. Bones having some political trash shoved on his bony body. I think he'd rather be headless from here on out.

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    1. Would be more wise
      that a political disguise

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  21. I bet Bush was calling his brother Jeb to congratulate him on winning the Republican prim... whoops never mind.

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    1. Damn, and not so close too
      There at his zoo

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  22. Another good reason to not use my own headshot for my blogger profile.

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    1. lol no heads for you
      On the skeleton to come due?

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  23. Your head on the bones made me laugh ~ couldn't help thinking of a certain statue that made the rounds of five cities last week, missing a few important parts! I'll probably be laughing about that for a long, long time!

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    1. haha a head swapping place
      With certain pieces a missing embrace

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  24. Ha! This made me laugh
    A bone-filled post was fun
    Who might top the next head?
    Guess I'd better run!

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