Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Hide Under The Bed With The What Off In Red!

The first What Off to come due is one starring Blue. Whoops, I mean Red. Blue seems to be dead. Red is here to spread the cheer. Don't let him get near. He'll do more than poke you in the rear. At least that's what I hear.

He's gone red.
Wants people dead.
Dead and crispy.
Blue is wispy.

The devil is here.
He won't poke your rear.
He'll stab it and take a piece.
Doesn't even use grease.

His students beware.
Not wanting lopsided underwear.
They all pay attention.
No phone use or detention.

Humpers have stopped.
Humping kinda flopped.
He used his big pointy thing,
And now humpers can't have a fling.

A cheap snip snip.
With no vet trip.
A service is had?
Poor, poor human lad.

Politicians are no more.
He stopped them at every shore.
He stopped their lying habit.
Sending them down the hole of a rabbit.

As in their own private spot in Hell.
That boot camp sure isn't swell. 
They no longer have a booty.
Just a crack to go umm tooty.

He posts about killing.
None think they are thrilling.
But all pretend so.
They don't want to go below.

He can cackle too.
That's between me and you.
He says he's always horny,
Because his head is rather thorny.

A lame joke.
Boo to the Red bloke.
But beware his red mass,
He may pull off your ass.

Now you know what would occur if the lines did blur. If Blue became Red and chaos he would spread. Not a what if I want to see. Would never then rip off his sea. Like I did with my What Off. Got it now from the What Off trough? I think you do. If not, I'll send Red after you. You will have no more cheeks in mass. I think I'll go hide mine under the bed of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

126 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Two #1's in a row
      Makes for easy flow!

      Hank

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    2. Good Morning Hank
      now two on top
      that's not a flop

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    3. On the go
      With August in tow

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    4. Good morning True
      Yeah, wonder how is Blue!

      Hank

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    5. Blue missed red head
      I guess he got dread

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    6. Summer School
      Isn't making me drool...
      As I was on the road
      Like a red toad

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    7. Eww to that
      But $$ where you're at

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    8. Not when my car breaks down
      Twice last month...
      Making me feel like a clown

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    9. Ugg to that
      Squashes a wallet flat

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  2. Hide Under The Bed With The What Off In Red!
    Works his way, will not allow them to spread
    So politicians beware
    What Off doesn't care
    Blue and red will get to blur and cause dread

    Hank

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    1. Dread will be found
      With blue/red poking each umm mound

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    2. Politicians make me sick
      99% can go sit on a stick

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    3. Some may get a thrill
      And pass a sit sticking bill

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    4. Kinky
      With a stick and slinky

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  3. LMFAO @ booth camp written on his shirt!!! Ohhh cattt....you're gonna be in ttrroouubblleeee!!!

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    1. You'll get a run too
      Let the trouble come to my zoo

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    2. Booty camp was already there: CLICK!
      Like a chick on a stick
      Not a toad
      On the road

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    3. That it was
      With the booty buzz

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    4. Jax didn't know
      At her waaaa waaaaa show

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    5. Nope, stuck she was
      With the waa waa buzz

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  4. The Devil made the cat do it! Now we have a red/blue guy, mix red and blue and you get a purple sky..better not get him mad or you might fry :)

    Hi Blue, How are you?

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    1. Those horns may poke you
      Better watch out at your zoo
      Horny in a whole other way
      Blue's counterpart today

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    2. Blue's a-working and pretty hard too
      No time to go find my shoe
      No food for Scooby Doo
      No time to do what I want to do
      Three more weeks and than I'm done
      Will it be fun?

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    3. Three more
      But then comes the reboot fall encore?

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    4. But no rebooted Blue Lagoon...

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    5. Just wait
      Will come at a later date

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  5. Don't want the snip snip. I need those parts.

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    1. They are still a perk
      So stay away from the red jerk

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    2. Not at all
      Unless a cat at ones hall

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    3. Snip snip sounds like YIKES!!!!
      I'd rather sit on spikes

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    4. That may snip snip too
      If a spike goes through

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  6. My booty is small and I need all of it.

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    1. Watch his pokey thing
      May go on a stabby fling

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    2. Small = great
      But soon isn't late

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    3. Great to be small
      Can have a ball

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    4. See, you dig the small s great game
      Small is not lame

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    1. May loose a head
      Surely bring dread

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  8. I will stay clear of this way pat !!!!

    Have a good week.

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  9. Still wearing the platform boots I see,
    the ones that go above his knees! haha.

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    1. haha he must like those
      Bet he has rows

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    2. I'm sure that wasn't me
      In the place to be

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    3. Sure on that
      Where you're at

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    4. Sure as a tripping Trump
      But his house ain't a dump

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    5. Has a big one
      As his mouth does run

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    6. A mouth as big as a house
      Much bigger than a mouse

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    7. Unless a house that is tiny
      They are new and shiny

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  10. if we can get rid of politicians this easy,
    i might be willing to get greasy
    but i dont wear underwear
    too constraining under there
    but i guess that might keep me safe
    when the devils fork comes to strafe.

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    1. They don't have much padding though
      Unless you give super undies a go
      Then they'd slow you down
      As you try to beat him across town

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    1. Speechless are you
      With a butt poker in view

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  12. The Dark Side of Blue
    I never knew
    Glad to be far away
    From Red everyday

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    1. Good thing indeed
      Should his poking take seed

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    2. A darker shade of me
      Scooby Dooweeeh

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    3. 2 shades of Blue
      No 50? Boo hoo

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    4. Two and that's it?
      Two ain't no hit

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  13. If he could get rid of politicians
    that I would like to see
    personally getting tired of them all
    and there's a long road ahead at our sea

    betty

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    1. Yep, they all are tiring
      All should get a firing

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    2. Gotten rid of three
      At my sea
      I'm not even joking
      In the place to be!

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    3. That is good
      Ditch them in your hood

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    4. I'll reboot that ditching just for the fun of it
      Might add some sticks and maybe some um spit

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    5. A fun reboot
      No need to mute

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  14. So sorry. Blue is one of my favorite colors so blue is not allowed to leave.

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  15. Red/blue took care of the humpers
    Sound board with a few bed bumpers
    Built a closet for his suits
    And a spare for his camp boots

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    1. Haha as long as they are not skinny suits
      as those he might give a boot

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    2. haha got the humpers away
      With a sound proof display
      And a big pointy stick
      Any humper he can lick

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    3. The closet's for the missus... :(

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    4. Not a thing for you
      There at your zoo?

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    5. That about sums it up
      I do own a little blue cup

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    6. Well you built a humper wall
      That has to work at your hall

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  16. If we can't get rid of politicians then let's spay and neuter them!

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    1. That sure is a plan
      On in which we are a fan

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  17. No, Blue.....don't go red.......

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    1. Once you go red, you don't go back?
      Maybe backwards capability he does lack

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    2. A nightmare it is
      When the Cat is doing his kitty cat biz

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  18. Blue going Red?
    That thought I dread...
    As big a pain in the rump
    As the Orange lad named Trump.

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  19. A purple dude would come to pass
    if Red poked Blue in the...
    butt.

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    1. Many shades of Blue
      With red and purple too

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  20. I cant hide under my bed there is no room to get under.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Need a bigger bed
      No room would cause the cat dread

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  21. LMFAO @ booth camp written on his shirt!!! Ohhh cattt....you're gonna be in ttrroouubblleeee!!!

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    1. Umm times two
      Waaaay late from you?

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    2. Did Jax reboot her line?
      Is twice more um fine?

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    3. Yeah, a reboot a way way away
      Whole new time of day

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  22. orlin N cassie....de food servizz gurl just wented down de hall ta compare thiz fotoz with a co werker....we will bee rite bak ~~~~

    ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. lol Wow, Blue has a twin
      That may be a umm win?

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  23. Blue can't go red. That would fill me with so much dread. The color blue is so pretty, so much so I did a rhyming ditty.

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    1. Blue makes you rhyme
      That sure isn't a crime

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    2. You sure did, Theresa Dear
      Making Blue, not Red, cheer

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  24. Oh, I know
    Red off is
    a new Blue
    who knew...

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  25. No wonder he is red... And angry
    The snip snip would do this wouldn't you agree?

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  26. So I've gone red?
    I'm sure I'm pretty much dead
    That's what red devils are,
    You know, near and far
    Students shiver
    When they don't deliver
    Hump-happy neighbors run
    When I... come (such fun)
    I send the cops on their collective hump-hump butt
    They might get stuck in a rut
    Snip snip sounds like a plan
    That neighbor of mine used to be a man
    Boot Camp Red sounds good to me
    Much more scary than Booty Blue

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    1. Will scare the pair
      Off every man with a stare
      That will make all run
      And have no fun
      Fixing their ways
      With your red gaze

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    2. But will I need a red shoe?
      Could this be true?

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    3. That you might
      Red and blue on sight

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  27. Blue is red?
    How can that be
    Did someone go
    On a painting spree?

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    1. That they did
      And he flipped his lid

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