Monday, August 1, 2016

Mash Up Land Gets A Hand!

What do you get when you mix a rip off with a mash up? A rip mash fill your cup. Do you have an idea what is going on? No? Bah, I'll help you with my con.

It's mash up time.
A mash up rhyme.
Mashed potatoes are yuck.
Rather chew on a truck.

Nope, not about food.
That would be rude.
I'd give it attitude.
Being rather lewd.

This is a mash,
A ripping bash.
An off the collar.
Some may holler.

A bait and switch.
A new pitch.
Not some song,
But you can sing along.

La, la, la, baa baa baa.
Get a ha ha ha?
A Smurf Sheep.
That would impress Little Bo Peep.

Caught on yet?
Now don't fret.
You sure will.
Many fit the bill.

A cat and dog.
They became a cog.
Around in a wheel.
That would be an ordeal.

A hammer and a stick.
Create a stammer some slick.
Bah, we aren't doing that.
That would bother the cat.

Like that dumb shipper shit.
Hate that every bit.
Assigning dumb names.
Go burn in flames.

So for this mash.
Not a rip mash bash.
But a rip off meets the what if.
A What Off to cause a tiff.

Ready for the What Off spree? Still don't get it at my sea? Oh, but you will. By the end of the month you'll have had your What Off fill. No, not to get off for all you perverts out there. No kitty porn at my lair. Those with no fur scare the cat in mass. I rather like being a furry little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

61 comments:

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    1. No.#1 First in August
      Not really an outburst!

      Hank

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    2. Got a few in a row
      As away you go

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    3. Hank is The Flash
      A bit like me burning cash

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    4. haha burning it can go
      Away at my show

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  2. Mash Up Land Gets A Hand!
    A rip off on some few fans
    Mashed up bit
    Easy to outwit
    What Off skit not to offend

    Hank

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    1. Not to offend
      But shall follow a trend

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  3. You don't like mashed potatoes, cat?! Yikes!!!! Lmao and what the heck is a smurf sheep?? You make these things up!!

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    1. haha I make them up every day
      What else is new at my bay
      And you'll get your day
      With a what off display

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  4. I love mash potatos, enjopy the verse.Good start to week and month.
    Yvonne.

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  5. And the top search phrase for August? Kitty porn. You know it's going to happen.

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    1. haha it just might
      Although I'm not getting them much any more at my site

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  6. Now my head is all mish mashed just reading this mush.

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    1. That would fit with what's to come
      For you from my rhyming bum lol

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  7. Sounds like a monster mash...combining forces might not be so wise...

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    1. Oh we shall see
      As plenty come to be

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  8. You don't know what you're missing
    with your mashed potatoes dissing!

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    1. Disgusting in every way
      So a hell no is all they get at my bay lol

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  9. Mash potatoes are grand to eat
    provided they are made the right way
    think I know what you are writing about
    and what you are trying to say

    betty

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    1. You'll know for sure within a post or two
      As they start to flow all month at my zoo

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  10. tough to get out of the mosh pit of mushy mashed potatoes
    on a Monday. Have a good one

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    1. Hopefully Tuesday gets you out
      With no need to shout

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  11. I have no idea what you're talking about.
    I guess it's up to me to figure it out.
    As for mashed potatoes they're okay.
    But I seldom eat them at my bay.

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    1. haha you shall see
      As we start the spree

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  12. Ha! I hate mashed potatoes too and those stupid things they call 'shipper wars' about TV shows. Just watch for the story.

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    1. Yep, both sure deserve hate
      Never sea either on my, tv or real, plate

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  13. I was thinking more along the lines of WTF!

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    1. A good way to think
      The cat can drive one to drink

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  14. Something's coming that I feel
    Something labeled "A Big Deal"
    On your mark, get set and go
    Ready for a real big show

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    1. You'll be a part
      Filled in the cart

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  15. Okay, so you're up to something. Guess you'll just keep playing that cat and mouse game until you're ready to pounce. It's the cat in you.

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    1. That I will
      Until tomorrow starts climbing the hill

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  16. A theme for the month of August? Looking forward to it, Pat!

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    1. Damn, think I missed you
      Hmm must have done it before you came to my zoo

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    1. All yours at your sea
      Not a one for me

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  18. I had to google Smurf Sheep :-)
    Happy August!

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    1. Any good results come due
      There in view?

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  19. Cat, how does one chew on a truck?
    Will it bring good luck?
    'Cause it sounds a bit... yuck
    Bait a switch...
    Reminds me of some um bitch -
    A dog, of course, as I'm a friendly Blue
    She was some female Scooby Doo
    Well, you get the idea at your coast
    You need a snack... Have some toast!
    A Smurf Sheep... Oh my...
    Sounds like someone's a bit high :p
    So would that sheep be blue too?
    Would it be wearing at least one shoe?
    Mongo still thinks he's a batcat
    As he snores on his kitty cat mat
    Anyway,
    It's Monday...
    Such a fun day
    Even if I had to hit the road
    Like a blue toad
    Not a fish
    On a dish
    Or a goat
    On a boat
    Or a mutt
    On a butt.

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat post!
    Where's R anyway?

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    1. Yipppeee
      For meee
      R fell in the sea
      While taking a pee?

      And you get to be the very first one
      With the what off fun
      How's that?
      For a female scooby dingbat
      Could chew the truck mat
      Still yuck to that
      Maybe I got into the catnip
      And had a fun trip
      I'll never tell
      A wino on a rhino is swell

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  20. We'll see what tomorrow brings.....

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    1. That we will
      Fits the what off bill

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  21. Guess, we will just have to wait to see what comes next. I am sure it will be interesting.

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    1. Hopefully so
      As many are given a go

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  22. Well, I'm glad to hear they'll be no kitty porn. That's just gross. lol

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    1. Yeah, not my cup of tea
      Scary as can be

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  23. A Smurf Sheep would so impress me. lol

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    1. lol seems to be a hit
      Smurf sheep having a fit

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  24. orlin N casie...speekin of mashed spudz & bait... due ewe noe what ewe can catch with that... when itz ona fish pollz !! ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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  25. If there's a p.star named Kitty, you're really going to be in trouble with the search engine nuttos this time.

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    1. lol that I may be
      Wouldn't doubt that name is out there to see

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  26. Like when I mash
    Snowflakes with pash (ion)
    On rocks like hash?!?
    When they bash
    Two songs for cash
    My ears might not dash
    If it's not trash

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    1. May not be trash
      Unless a head bash
      Then I'll run
      Those songs aren't fun

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  27. I was just scammed out of $900 for a student loan consolidation. So, not to pleased with mash ups - unless you're really talking mashed potatoes. I love those. Make them pretty good myself.

    Intrigued to know what you've got for surprises for the months though.

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    1. Damn, that sucks a ton
      Worse than blah mashed potatoes under my sun

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  28. I really hate it when people mash celeb names. Brangelina and Bennifer. Seriously, did we ever make it past 2nd grade?

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    1. lmao they sure do that every which way
      Don't see the point at my bay

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  29. I love mashed potatoes
    Especially with garlic and cheese
    So tasty and yummy
    So hard not to please

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    1. Blah, all yours
      Never take such tours

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