Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Round Forty Nine As The Nuts Align!

Getting close to fifty, isn't that nifty? They keep on finding me and they keep falling from the creepy tree. Hey, gives the cat a post. Works for me at my coast. So with a break from What Off land the crazies come lend a hand.

Hand up my ass

That may offend if such a hand you lend.

furry x human

Some strange math? Furry and human bath?

furries with humans

Aren't they the same? One is just more lame.

girls sniffing girls butt

The new Playboy issue? Hope you have a tissue.

dirty sexy christmas

Still four months away. Hold onto your dirty play.

can i rhyme blog

No you can't. Go fry an ant.

big ass without bikini

There is a sight to see. Did it impress thee?

animals on my sack

That can hurt indeed. Especially when they take off at high speed.

goats and goats and goats and

We get the point. You're a goat lover at your joint.

love is in my womb

Good for you. Why you looking at my zoo?

Can I eat your nose

Umm hell no. Away you must go.

Humped and dumped

At least you got a thrill. Hope you used the pill.

work sucks donkey butt

I agree, most times at my sea.

horny old grump on a bike

That was quite the specific hike. Did you hit a strike?

And what beats the last one for the win of this run? Why someone who likes hair. They like it a lot at their lair. They must if this is true. For it is rather ewww.

Back hair floorplay munching

First they can't spell or maybe they like rolling around on the floor of their cell? Hey, the cat won't judge. Okay, maybe a bit as they chew back hair like fudge. Love that image there? Gonna chew some hair? Go ahead and chew in mass, just never tell my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

63 comments:

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    1. A wee bit late
      Still made it
      Now 3 in a row
      An even flow!

      Hank

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    2. Even a little late
      #1 is your fate

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  2. Round Forty Nine As The Nuts Align!
    And contending to create such a bind
    Chewing hair and all
    Creating a hair-ball
    Rolling on the floor being just fine

    Hank

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  3. That last one is disturbing.
    I don't remember any goats...

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    1. There was a goat book
      Probably brought them to my nook

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  4. Sounds like a existential hot mess you got at your lair.

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  5. Crazies, lazies, out once more
    Always seem to find Cat's door
    Sayings that bring no delight
    Scare a ghost into the night

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    1. At least no haunting will come due
      AS the ghosts run from view

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  6. They say there's someone out there who loves everything. Now that I've seen the last one on your list, I believe it.

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    1. haha yep,there sure seems to be
      Everything gives someone glee

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  7. Never ceases to amaze me
    When yiu post these things from a search
    Makes you wonder about the lifes they livr
    Seems so much beswerk.

    Betty

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    1. Yeah, scary to think about
      With what they search out

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  8. Hmmm. Not hum
    Like bees to the flower
    Strange fruit in the margins
    Of life

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    1. Strange every which way
      Here on display

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  9. Back hair floorplay could be Chewbacca or Snooki
    Or cookie monster trying to have his way with an extra hot cookie.

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    1. Maybe Big Bird is there to help out
      Making Cookie Monster shout

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  10. Some of the comments you get, Cat
    Make me want to run away... STAT!

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    1. A wise choice to make
      As the nuts search and partake

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  11. My Dad gave up searching for hair years ago!

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    1. You could spare some
      And help him not be glum

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  12. I always laugh when I read these. Some people have really sick minds!

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    1. That they do
      Seeing what comes in view

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  13. As I'm getting closer to fifty, I'd agree it's very nifty and not pity :-)

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  14. Yikes! What a crazy collection!
    I would not visit these with affection!

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    1. nope, run far away
      From these nuts at play

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  15. Lmao at can I eat your nose!!! Hahaha hahaha like, really?!

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    1. Maybe it was a big one
      And they were hungry by a ton

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  16. Goats are good and so are donkeys along with cats. That is one crazy collection. Hair is the least of our worries.

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    1. Crazy what comes to visit me
      Here at our rhyming sea

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  17. That last one about the hair
    gave me quite the scare

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    1. Have to watch the hair
      Hairy ones beware

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  18. Great to read although the last one scared me a little also.
    Yvonne.

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  19. Always my favorite posts of yours! Can I eat your nose? LOL......what kind of freaks are out there?

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    1. lol nose freaks
      Or maybe they like beaks?

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  20. orlin N cassie

    we R never gonna groom R selves... ever again....

    oh, N de food servizz gurl sayz therz a lot oh peepulz at her place oh employ with ther hand up ther ass ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. so many people like that here too
      Yeah, the hair one was eww

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  21. That last one sounds more than a bit sick.

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    1. To each their own
      Just leave me alone

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  22. Oh what a mess
    Yet still confess
    Laughs did address

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  23. Hmm, maybe that creepy tree should be chopped down before it leafs out.

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  24. The crazies are good like that, lending a hand. ;)

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  25. Funny that you assumed they were in a cell.
    But they probably were. what the hell! hahaha....
    Back hair is bad enough
    But to chew it? Forget that stuff. lol....

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    1. haha assumptions may not be right
      But back hair is a nasty sight

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  26. Maybe "Can I eat your nose" was from that student who just killed a couple and ate one of their faces off. Gotta wonder what kind of sickos land on your blog lol

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    1. lol if I get that kind of psycho fame
      I may need to change my name

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  27. Horny old grump on a bike? That wouldn't be me. I'm young as a spring chicken and I sure don't own a bike haha.

    Hello Cat!

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    1. haha got a car
      Stuck on the road at your sand bar

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    2. Stuck every day
      At the blue guy bay

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    3. Sucks indeed
      When stuck takes seed

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  28. Just happened to pop in and saw your previous post about me. I started painting on commission a few months ago and just got hired by a miniature company to paint their figures. All of that happened through FB. You did say a person could make a living using the internet and you were right. Take care Cat.

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    1. The cat was wondering where you were
      Not around to ruffle your fur haha

      You never know what will happen through online meetings and stuff
      Can sure get things and earn enough
      Awesome you are doing it and hopefully enjoying it too
      Wait what? Did "you were right" just come from you? lol

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  29. Kinda gross
    Kinda ewww
    People are nuts
    What else is new

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