Monday, August 15, 2016

Sticking It With The What Off Shit!

The beer guys sure stuck it to all today. They went all stick worthy with their What Off display. You may stick your nose up in the air. They are quite the sticky pair.


 The cigarette and the stick.
Whatever could be this pick?
Did you guess cancer stick?
Damn, you are slick.


A carrot and a stick.
 This one is as tough as a brick.
Oh wait a moment there.
It's the carrot before the stick at their lair.


This one is tough.
Brandon looks to be getting rough.
 He's giving a stick a flick.
Oh, it's getting hit with an ugly stick.


This one is easy.
Anything but cheesy.
Brandon got it too.
The shitty end of the stick came due.


Whoopsy on this one.
Someone is having fun.
The other not so much.
Got the short end of the stick and such.


Can you guess?
It's quite the mess.
Did I hear a head thud?
Why it's a stick in the mud.


 They are holding hands?
Can you see it from the stands?
Any storm they can weather.
They just need to stick together.


Is that a finger?
Is Bryan letting it linger?
Are you sure at your joint?
It is sure to become a sticking point.


Birds in the air.
Shit on a head they dare.
Wow, that has to suck.
Sticks in your craw with any luck.


And the final one.
Can you guess what they spun?
No need to get the runs.
They are only sticking to their guns.

Wow, they sure stuck it to all today. Did you get each stick display? Are you stuck? Are you going what the fluckity fluck? Watch out for the shitty end of the stick. It can latch on some quick. I think they better stick to non stick men at their sea. That may be a better way to be. I'll stick with passing gas out my non stick little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

81 comments:

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    1. Oh look, I'm number one
      with a stick up run...lol

      cat that is some what off you have spun
      when the beer guys see this, you better run

      haha - most likely they will laugh at your crass
      rhyming ass...oops...

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    2. Congrats True
      Big laugh from you!

      Hank

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    3. Good Morning Hank
      I got lucky today
      here at the cat's bay

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    4. Got on top
      Of the crop
      Stuck it to Hank
      Walked the plank

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    5. True is number one
      Such fun
      As Blue was on the road
      Stuck like a blue toad...

      Hello Cat!
      Hello Hank!
      Hello Bora!

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    6. Stuck on the road
      With a hello mode

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    7. Hello Blue
      Nice being here too!

      Hank

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    8. Blue got in
      But True for the win

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    9. I'll be back... you know it's true
      As I raise you a Scooby Doo!

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  2. They also know how to throw sticks and stones.
    Think the boys might want to drink a few more beers...

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    1. They may need those beers
      For their throwing may not cause fears

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  3. Those poor, poor guys!! You gave them Hey Arnold heads. Something tells me their stick figures have round heads at least. Lol lol

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    1. lol they used to be football
      Just history lesson at my hall

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    2. Wait! It's Jax again?
      I'm so confused on my den

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    3. A flip flopper
      Better call a copper

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  4. Nest time, they can cook something with a stick of butter?

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    1. They may get stuck
      As the butter goes yuck

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  5. To their guns the stickmen stick
    As the world goes lickety lick
    Don't let others slip you a mick
    Lead the way with the glow of a bick

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    1. Stick to it
      Leading to a hit
      Stuck the sticks
      Getting in a few licks

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  6. I love this! Give them a glow stick and really let them shine!

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  7. Stick figures can show us a lot. :)
    ~Jess

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  8. I agree with what Alex said
    perhaps they need to drink a little more beer
    and then give a toast
    and have wonderful cheer!

    betty

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    1. That they may
      To add to their display

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  9. You didn't give them sharp pointy sticks
    And let them knit up all kinds of tricks!

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    1. haha they may poke out at eye
      And then the blood may fly

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  10. Sticking It With The What Off Shit!
    And got the wrong end of the stick
    Beer guys with fags
    Raising wrong flags
    Had better not attempt to be sick

    Hank

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    1. Sick may turn up dead
      Being all stick and little head

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  11. just darn funny for a Monday. Love the stick to the guns.

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    1. Stuck it to them at my sea
      Stick and run with some glee

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  12. The stick-in-the-mud part made me smile. Those are some awesome stick figures for sure.

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    1. lol awesomley bad
      But was fun to do at my pad

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  13. Any storm they can weather
    if both have a magical feather,
    wave to the left, wave to the right...
    and you are not in fight but - flight.

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    1. Flight from a feather
      All Peter Pan together?

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    2. when I scrolled
      I saw them fly... :)

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    3. haha never looked at that
      They fly rather flat

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  14. I can't get the image of those two guys stuck in the mud or perhaps mud wrestling.

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    1. lol a mud wrestling fantasy from you
      There at your zoo

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  15. Today, as we go forth into a new era of artwork, let us all remember where we started from: football headed stick figures with nicotine addiction who constantly soil themselves.

    And most people might think I'm going to lose that gun battle because I'm holding my gun wrong, but it's actually a defensive stance. The bullet from Brandon's gun will hit the butt of my gun, bounce off, and take out 90% of his tripod 'third leg' so we can be even.

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    1. Prefect timing indeed.
      Set this months ago at my feed
      Who knew new artwork would come due
      No more football heads long passed at your zoo

      Now that is quick thinking indeed
      So you can win the battle and not bleed

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  16. The stick figures are a great hit
    but that doesn't look like mud, it looks like sh*^#.
    I like finger too
    do they like what you drew?

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    1. lol shit it may be
      Sucky drawing at my sea

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  17. Great artwork this time around... :)

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  18. The Beer Boyz got rebooted at your scene
    Well, it kinda sticks if you know what I mean

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    1. Sticks and stuck
      Rebooted in muck

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    2. Such luck!
      Might suck...
      Not a duck
      Or a snake
      In a lake

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    3. Or a rake
      You can make
      For a cake
      With a snowflake

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  19. Maybe I can stick it and win!

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  20. Sticks and stones may break my bones...
    I got the guns right. :)

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    1. Pull out the gun
      No more sticks and stones fun

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  21. Finally...something I can draw. lol

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    1. lol that is my artistic skill
      As they both look ill

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  22. Words of a stick
    Laying it on thick
    Hit by a brick
    Laughed till I'm sick

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    1. Hopefully no need to pop a pill
      After the stick thrill

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  23. Your stick figure characters are confusing.
    I also must admit they are amusing.
    Have a great week.

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    1. Confusing they sure are
      Better drawings by a drunk at a bar

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  24. You've raised stick men to a new level:)

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  25. I thought all that beer would make them fat!
    Just look at them, they're rather flat! haha.

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    1. Flat as can be
      Bad beer at their sea?

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  26. That’s quite a schtick you have your booth
    But now’s the time to tell the truth
    Stones are better than any old stick
    They’re easy to find and hard as brick.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Whack to the head
      Whoops, enemy is dead

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  27. I used to live in the sticks. Maybe passed by them one day and never even knew it.

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    1. You never know
      Sure you'd remember these sticks though

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  28. What body parts would rise
    if told "Stick, em up, you guys!"

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    1. I'll leave that to those two
      To mull through

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  29. So much stick
    but no popsicles to lick?

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  30. Ha! A very clever post
    As the beer guys you roast
    With heads that flat
    They'll need custom hats

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