Today's post would go into dating nuts but we are out of rip off ruts. Instead it is a What Off day. Robyn has come to play. What if she never had to use dating sites? You know, she was already doing things when she turned out the lights.
Snow remover for higher
Are you more costly to the buyer?
Newfie reno crew
Some backwards and upside down too?
Investment Opportunity Only 100,000$ Bucks
Somehow I don't trust you, shucks.
Are the pits.
Contact for Top Comice Prices
Do they come with pizzae slices?
Deer Apples Beware
You're in for a scare.
We carry it all
Must have one big wall.
Funished and ready to go
I hope some TP is in tow.
Never to late
Does late have a gate?
Crave less with lasers
Does it come with phasers?
Enjoy life in my part of the wood
I hope that doesn't get misunderstood.
Counter tpps made easy.
Opposite tp sounds cheesy.
Why go anywhere else when you can have it here
Because you are too wordy I fear.
Movies of you
Spying at my zoo?
Water purifying made simply simple
Like a pimply pimple?
Seeking friends for stuff
My, stuff sounds tough.
Come and join our clan
No thanks, not an orgy fan.
Want some honey roast?
Nah, not something I'd host.
Two of anything for the price of one
Damn, so like a genie wishing run?
I guess she couldn't really avoid the innuendo here. She'd still have it near. Even when using a classified ad site for businesses and such. That wood no one may want to touch. My What Off classifieds have come to pass. They are almost as scary as the dating ones to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.