Friday, September 9, 2016

An Error For You And Life Too!

Don't you just love when you go to a site that you know is there and you get "error site not found" instead at it's lair? Or you get error 503. What happened to the other 502 sure beats the hell out of me. But we've been there. Let's go all error without a care.

Error runs life.
Error causes strife.
But error to this?
May cause bliss.

Bank error for you.
$1,000,000 comes due.
Take it and run.
Error and have fun.

Error at the checkout.
Free food so don't pout.
All your groceries are free.
Take them and flee.

Error while buying a car.
Now you can go far.
You get a free upgrade,
And double the value of your trade.

Error while on a date.
You got the wrong mate.
Hmm that could go either way.
But hey, maybe they pay?

Error with your cat.
He has golden scat.
Can you sell shit?
Hey, farmers need it.

Error with your baby.
Not ready maybe?
So it stays in.
Hmm, is that a win?

Error with a day.
Presents come your way.
It's your birthday after all.
Yeah, but not until fall.

Error at the job.
You passed poor old Bob.
Or maybe you kissed ass.
Errors can be so crass.

Errors make you ill?
Errors fit the bill?
Errors are around.
Was my error found?

Enjoy the errors of life? Hey, maybe an error can lead to a husband or wife. You just never know how errors will go. But dumb site errors can bite me. Hate them and their error 503. Now I've got to pass some gas so no error occurs for my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

70 comments:

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    1. Good Morning Blue
      How are you?

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    2. Blue, I told you I had your shoe
      you need to come and get it from True

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    3. Yes, it's with True
      Thought you knew!

      Hank

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    4. Yes, it's with True
      Thought you knew!

      Hank

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    5. I thought it was in a ditch
      Ain't that a bitch

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    6. I thought the kangaroo took it

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    7. Bora had it
      Maybe each has a bit

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    8. Haha but in your book
      Blue is in pursuit take a look

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    9. In his suit too
      After the kangaroo

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  2. I've seen those error a few times
    and wondered about the error chime

    Life can be full of trial and error
    it is what helps us learn along the way
    unless of course, the error brings terror
    write out, white out, strike out the error
    is what I say..

    if all else fails use an eraser...haha
    especially if it's on paper
    tell me what is the next caper
    off to work, talk to you later

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    1. Or just rip up the page
      Toss it in the bird cage
      Let birdie crap on it
      And show the error it's full of shit hahaha

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    2. Haha that I could do at my zoo
      Birdie would def leave some poo

      I actually enjoyed a free cup of coffee the other night. I did a drive thru rather late. There were a few cars ahead of me. Service was taking a very long time. Anyway, when I get to the window the manager looked like she had enough. She said, "the coffee is on us" as we are taking too long. There were 6 cars behind me. I wonder if everyone received free orders?

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    3. There you go
      Since they were slow
      A freebie did show
      Perk people up unless coffee was cold like winter snow

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  3. My goodness that's an error
    Can it really lead to terror
    The word fills a heart with fright
    In the middle of the night
    If you want to live in peace
    From that word you must release

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    1. That you must
      In errors you can't trust
      But some aren't a fright
      Showing a new light

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  4. The only bank error in my favor is when I'm playing Monopoly.

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    1. Yeah, that is the only way
      I ever get extra pay

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  5. I seriously was buying groceries last week and one of my expensive wines did not have a price on it. The cashier said since it was their error she was going to ring it up at the least expensive price. WOW now that was an error in my favor!

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    1. That was sure a win that wasn't rough
      Expensive wine for the price of the cheapo stuff

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  6. I would like a bank error like that
    Maybe I might even get a cat.

    Betty

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    1. With one like that
      Can get dog and cat

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  7. Dumb Luck has always worked for me.

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    1. Can luck be dumb?
      Luck is fake and them some

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  8. We have sure had our fill of those errors as the hackers try to get in!

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    1. Stupid hackers need to take a hike
      Bowl them over in a strike

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  9. Okay, Pat, I'm going to be waiting for that Million dollar error added to my account:)
    Have a great weekend.

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    1. May be waiting quite a while
      For that error to turn the dial

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  10. An error for you and life too
    Life threatening but what to do
    Avoid the error
    Just dont bother
    Forever confident that'll be you

    Hank

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    1. Confident helps keep them away
      No errors on display

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  11. An error for you and life too
    Life threatening but what to do
    Avoid the error
    Just dont bother
    Forever confident that'll be you

    Hank

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  12. If one learns my there errors that is good.
    Too many errors are being made in all walks of life....not to be reccomended.

    Loved your verse.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Yep, too many can sure be made
      And they never seem to fade

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  13. I had that happen last week. The blog was just gone, back now though.

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    1. Yeah, poof it goes
      Blogger goes to new lows

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  14. I get the 503 error often. Funny how I never believe it the first time and insist on trying a few more times till I reluctantly give up.

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    1. I give it a go too
      Then give it a big screw you

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  15. That happens to me all the time, especially with internal corporate sites. Naturally it always happens when I really need something too. Lol

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    1. haha that seems to be the way
      At many a bay

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  16. That happens to me all the time, especially with internal corporate sites. Naturally it always happens when I really need something too. Lol

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  17. olnri & ssicae

    good thing zu catz notd noe de furst thing uobt erroz huh,,,,,itza peepilz thing ~~~~ ☺☺☺

    heerz two a spotted climbing perch kinda week oh end guys !! ♥♥♥

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  18. Errors can be a real pain!
    ~Jess

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  19. I only like errors when they happen in my favor. Sadly, that isn't very often.

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  20. Been there. Seen that!
    Our bank make an error and deposit thousands of dollars in our account. I went to the bank and told them it wasn't ours, argued with them to remove it and put it wherever it truly belonged. Nope ~ In fact the bank told me I could spend it! There it sat until a very angry customer showed up wanting to know where his deposit went. Then I get an angry phone call from the bank! What amazed me was that it took the customer over two months to realize his $$$ were missing!

    Have a good one under your sun!

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    1. lol wow, that is really sad
      Stupid banks can drive one mad

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  21. Errors always teach us
    what we're doing bad
    maybe we need break
    on the journey's features...

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    1. Yep, need a new way
      To brighten the day

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  22. Those errors I have seen
    I often don't even know what they mean.
    502 or 503 error WTF is that?
    I rather see the error from my cat

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    1. haha much better error
      Could bring terror

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  23. If I get 'error' messages I am always wondering what's up!

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    1. They make you look
      When the site won't hook

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  24. Errors, errors everywhere
    Hard to avoid a few
    Unless, of course, you're perfect
    Like me and Pat and you!

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  25. It's been a while since I got the 503
    but when I do, it's frustrating, I agree!

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