Friday, September 16, 2016

Don't Bug Out With This Shout!

Cassie and I were running around and a little creature was found. We had to get that intruder as that thing living with us couldn't be ruder. Or at least it can annoy. So we stopped its ploy.


I spotted it first,
After quenching my thirst.
It had to die.
How was I to know it could fly?


Cassie saw it after that.
She is such a lazy cat.
She heard me say that.
So she called me a dingbat. 


She said she'd win.
She'd do the bug in.
 Then she gave me her ass.
She really has no class.


Pffft under the computer tray.
Like it would be there at our bay.
With giving such places a glance.
 She stood no chance.


My spot was best.
I did the pillow test.
It had to be under there.
 The pillow is far more rare.


Cassie yelled for me.
She was full of glee.
She found the thing,
And got off a wing.


It still flew.
One winged, who knew?
 She hadn't caught it yet.
She couldn't beat this pet.


I rolled my eyes.
I can easily catch anything that flies.
So I got ready to jump.
I came down with a thump.


Yep, I landed in the litter.
Cassie got a little bitter.
For I stomped the bug.
I then buried the dead thug. 


After an "I win" shout,
I jumped right out.
I gave it my ass. 
Yeah, I truly do have no class.

Don't you believe me? It was a sight to see. I jumped on that bug with ease. It was such a breeze. What was that? It was thanks to Cassie cat? Pffft it was all me. How do you kill bugs at your sea? Do you kill them with class? Do you shriek and give them sass? If you do that later in mass stay far away from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

71 comments:

  1. You let that but travel that much around your house?? Eww bleh gag barf

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    1. Have to make it sporting
      Or there would be little retorting

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  2. Way to stay with that pesky bug! I bought a bug zapper this summer, which looks like a tennis racket. It's awesome to hear the "zzzzzzzz" when you go in for the kill. ZAP!

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    1. haha and can work on your back swing too
      Win win for you

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  3. Bugs are creepy, they crawl at night
    Get the swatter, they are a fright
    Orlin and Cassie prefer them dead
    Before they crawl into the bed

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  4. Don't Bug Out With This Shout!
    May be small but annoying about
    Stomp on it
    That just did
    Or it would act like a big lout

    Hank

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  5. Bugs can go to hell
    Bzzzzzzzzzz all night making me yell
    Good thing my cats are quick
    Putting a fly on a stick
    Not a toad on the road

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    1. Get them dead
      As you rest your head
      And not be a wino
      On top of a rhino

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  6. Way to go, Cassie and Cat!
    Making the world free of bugs like that!

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    1. One bug at a time
      To do them all in may take many a rhyme

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  7. Yay for the cats taking care of the bug.
    For that they deserve a big hug.

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  8. Lots of work to get rid of the bug
    But worth it at the end
    Dont want pests like that around
    They are not our friends

    Betty

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    1. Nope, not fun at all
      As they invade each hall

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  9. Mice, moles, and other little critters are more fun. The cats get to dissect them after killing them. Bugs are too small.

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    1. And they can gift them too
      Guts and all just for you

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  10. Good job you two, getting that bug. That is the best fun chasing a bug or two. Mice are good to chase too. Well done. Love this post.

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    1. That they can be
      But we've never seen one at our sea

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  11. My cat will stalk a fly for hours. I've never seen her catch a fly, but she has gotten moths. Silly things always go for the lamp and make themselves easy prey.

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    1. Yep, or fly against the window
      Can be quite the show

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  12. Depending on the size, first I get out the Lysol to immobilize them. Then the vacuum cleaner. It's quite a process! LOL

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    1. lol can't use a shoe
      And then toss it in the loo?

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  13. I love it when my cats spot a fly. They go all nuts. It's hilarious to watch.

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    1. It is fun to watch indeed
      As the chase takes seed

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  14. Love all the cat pics. Nice to see them in *person*.

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    1. Here they show
      Once in a while on the go

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  15. Lovely to see kitty pics!
    No, you won't need class when bugs are involved :-)

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    1. Just take them to task
      No need to even ask

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  16. This all sounded mighty familiar. Our cats always turn into mighty hunters whenever a bug shows up in our house, too. I have to keep an eye on them, though, because wasps frequently make their way into the house. The "girls" can kill and/or eat all the other bugs they find, but wasps might be a bit more problematic. I take them out myself. :)

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    1. Yeah the wasps have got to go
      Them and bees/hornets and woodticks are a foe

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  17. My cat Bootsy, is an excellent bug-killer. We save lots of money not having to buy RAID because of him.

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    1. A money saver too
      That works for any zoo

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  18. an exhausting day in the life of a cat. Happy Friday

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  19. You got some pretty cats. The picture on the counter is quite good. They would have plenty of bugs here in Georgia. I have a toad colony in some steps outside my house. They are all lined up in the evening. It's sort of creepy, sort of cool. I don't know how many I have now. A king snake slithered through about two weeks ago.

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    1. Geez, a regular zoo outside your place
      Once and a while a really good shot I can embrace

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  20. Our cat (now gone) would make the strangest sound and pounce on the bug. Humor.

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    1. Strange sounds are fun
      And then around they run

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  21. I still don't know how you do it. Produce words and art so much on a daily basis. It's a gift! And lol... loved the pics. That was a fun element! :)

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    1. Sometimes the pics do show
      But every day the words just flow

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  22. a bug at sea
    so rare to see
    it starts with C
    agree say si

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  23. My dog could have a bug fall right on her and never know. Stupid cataracts

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  24. Those little bugs are tricky boogers, but they sure are fun!

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  25. Lady bug or fly?
    Either way, it had to die. ha.

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  26. Lol - I just adore seeing Orlin and Cassie
    they had a plan to catch that bug
    they would not embrace it with a hug
    catching that bug out on the prowl
    ouch, watch out...here comes a pow...

    haha

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    1. That got it in the end
      Pat may have extended their trend

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  27. Cats are always up to something. :)
    ~Jess

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  28. It's hilarious to watch my dogs when they spot a flying bug. They can't resist chasing them trying to eat them. I'm waiting for the day they actually get stung by one of the bees they so love to chomp on.

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    1. A sting will make them think twice
      Bees sure aren't nice

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  29. Awesome pics and an awesome post. Much enjoyed.
    Yvonne.

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  30. The cats go nuts when they see a bug
    They meow and fidget and don't want a hug.
    All they want is that raisin as my hubby calls them.
    Their eyes dart to and fro wanting that 6 legged gem

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    1. haha that they surely do
      Even if we find it eww

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  31. I actually rescue bugs
    And free them outside
    But definitely not flies
    As they are fast, dirty, and hide!

    (Love seeing the kitties)

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    1. That those flies can be
      Need to cut them off at the knee

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  32. Cassie looks sassy
    but acts SOOOO classy!

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    1. That she does everyday
      As the cat just wants to play

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  33. Haha great fun! My Scottie MacBeath was an expert flycatcher. Now my gentle husband is; but he catches and releases them outside. I'm not sure which one was more fun to watch! Have a good one, my friend!

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    1. haha both must be fun
      Especially watching your husband run

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