Thursday, September 8, 2016

Get A Hit And Milk Every Bit!

We know the sequels, prequels, movies to TV, TV to movies, remakes, redos, reboots and whatever else there is. Been down the road with that biz. But do you see the rest of the milking? Cows everywhere must be laying in beds of silking.

Collect them all.
For a limited time.
Let your money fall.
They're in their prime.

A set of 5 cups.
So impressive they are.
Has the faces up.
You can see the star.

Action figures are here.
Excuse me, collectible figures.
They have some sweet gear,
And it easily configures.

Get the shirt too.
Wear it oh so proud.
Everyone will acknowledge you.
You'll stand out in a crowd.

Even if 1000 others have the shirt.
You'll still stand out.
Some guy or girl will flirt,
Because it has such clout.

Don't forget the shoes.
With them you'll make the news.
You sure can't lose.
Yes, we even got our own booze.

Get drunk on fame.
It is the best beer.
It may taste the same,
But it has added cheer.

Don't forget our sticker.
We even have it on toilet paper.
What better way to wipe quicker,
Than with a sticker for your caper.

And finally there is the car.
It drives really, really fast.
It was used by our star.
Get one as they won't last.

Did I say finally?
Bah, that was a lie.
We can administer our gear spinally,
Then you may even, though probably not, be able to fly.

Are you ready to get that cup collection? Does the thought of flying give you a great umm err detection? You can even get some great booze. Wow, with such milking how can you lose? And just wait for the remake in 5 years or so. Then all new "limited time" stuff will show. You just have to have it in mass. Pffft to it all says my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

90 comments:

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    1. Morning Truedessa
      Thare you are!

      Hank

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    2. Howdy Blue
      How is it with you!

      Hank

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    3. Got on in
      Beat Blue's and ninja's for the win

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    4. Blue will be back
      And his name ain't Jack

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    5. Howdy Hank, I'm doing OK
      At the blue guy bay

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    6. back with Jack
      causing flack?

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  2. Position regained
    It's #1 again!

    Hank

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  3. Get A Hit And Milk Every Bit!
    A sequel in the offing is neat
    Yes, collectibles
    Some are doubles
    Remake in 5 years just as sweet

    Hank

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    1. Back around it goes
      Usually sinking to new lows

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  4. Gotta get that one-of-a-kind t-shirt! You and the ten million others who bought it will definitely stand out in the crowd! :)

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    1. Yeah, that will be the very best
      My one of a kind will top the rest

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  5. While downsizing a while ago
    I gave away collectibles I know
    Now are worth a pretty dime
    I regret they aren't still mine

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    1. Value sure can rise
      But only worth as much as one sees them as a prize

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  6. One of a ten thousand kind is more like it.
    I will admit we collected those Burger King LOTR Fellowship of the Ring goblets that had the glow ring at the base. We don't use the glow rings, but the glasses have really held up and we use them every day. And we didn't even purchase any Burger King food when we got them...

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    1. haha well that is a win
      None of that crap food as your took LOTR for a spin

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  7. limited does not necessary mean limitless, when there is money to be made.

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    1. That it never will
      They'll take every bill

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    2. Every bill they take
      And never a friggin' break
      And then you die
      Making the IRS cry

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    3. Nah, they'll get you beyond the grave
      still filling their money cave

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  8. Rrrrreboots make me sick
    I'd rather watch a chick on a stick
    Or a toad
    On the road
    Or Scooby Doo
    Sniffing a shoe
    Or Star Trek 5
    And I'm still alive
    Or Terminator 3
    In the place to be!

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    1. Anything after two
      Was the equivalent of poo
      As far as Terminator goes
      Just kept sinking to new lows

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    2. How low will they go
      Ruining the Terminator show?

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    3. Sure they can sink deeper
      Just make Arnold a peeper

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  9. A work week of almost 60 hours
    Could make me feel the gripy sours,
    But then I come and vist you
    And that keeps me from feeling blue! (Hi!)

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    1. Blah to that work week
      Wouldn't want to give it a peek
      Glad the cat can brig the fun
      As a rhyme is spun

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  10. Not a collector here of any stuff
    Do not want much
    Keep it simple and none
    Then its more fun

    Betty

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    1. That we do to
      Only thing we like to collect is money at our zoo lol

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  11. We have quite a collection of things we don't need here!

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    1. They seem to pile up
      Filling every cup

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  12. How can every single one be the best
    and stand out from all the rest?
    Advertisers are dumb enough
    yet it takes dumber people to buy their stuff.

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    1. And dumber people still
      To go back for another fill

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  13. Collect, collect, be a star
    Stand out at the bar
    Lightening quick, grab it now
    Don't stand there and have a cow

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    1. But if you had a cow
      That would wow
      Be worth more then
      Unless you have a golden hen

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  14. I have a lovely collection of cats here. Good thing they are such good company.

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    1. A good collection to have indeed
      There at your feed

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  15. I'm not into limited-time collectible stuff, but like all about seasonal Starbucks coffee! Pumpkin latte and eggnog latte, yum!

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    1. That can cost a pretty penny too
      As each season comes due

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  16. I am soon to be a former packrat. My quirk is seeing a use in everything and storing for the future. Ah the future gets here and I forgot I had most of it.

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    1. Yep, that seems to be the way
      Why I chucked most at my bay

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  17. The only thing I collect right now are books. But, there are some authors, mostly horror authors that are published by small presses that seem to think their limited edition, autographed, hard bound books are worth the $75.00 that they are trying to get their readers to pay. It's ridiculous.

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    1. Yep, that is truly very very dumb
      I'd rather just sell many at a regular sum

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  18. Are you telling me that my favorite football team endorsing a beer like Coors Light does not in fact make the beer taste any better? Because that is the OFFICIAL BEER of the Denver Broncos, and that HAS to mean something (even though no one on the team drinks it or has anything to do with it because they're all professional athletes).

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    1. Yep, bubble has been burst
      Not going to add to the thirst
      But if sweaty men do it for you
      By all means, grab a Coors Light brew

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  19. I collect Shot Glasses from where I have traveled. I could easily collect more things but nothing where it will cost an arm and a leg...I like my body parts too much

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    1. haha can't give appendages up
      That would cause quite the hiccup

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  20. So many things we can waste our money on!

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  21. Yeah, they really can overdo it on merchandising.

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    1. That they do
      Way more than a time or two

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  22. Yeah, we've got a closet full of Beanie Babies here that I hope to unload on grandchildren some day!

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    1. haha I remember those
      Sister had them in rows

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  23. Haha, Pat! I've fallen for some collectables; but I think I've licked the habit after I spent weeks recycling my gigantic National Geographic Magazine collection. A lot of tears shed, but I feel freer now! Now I'm decluttering with a passion. Have a good one!

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    1. A good way to be
      Declutter away at your sea

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  24. orlin N cassie....stoooooopid minded food servizz gurlz rememburrin bell bottom pantz for sum reezon....

    her waz ina store last fall we think it waz....N guess what waz on de rack....yep......bell bottom pantz ~~~~

    de "latest" fashion craze ~~~~~~~ yea they waz late all rite...like bout 40 yeerz !!! ♥♥♥☺☺☺

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    1. Just a tad late
      Everything comes back around and up to the plate

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  25. Oh moo
    This be true
    Collectables
    Delectables
    Surely you jest
    Somebody needs a "psycowhiatrist"...

    Gary, Gary, nary contrary.

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    1. That they may
      As they play
      Up the pile
      Turn the dial

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  26. Don't collect any..ha..ha..

    Have a good week Pat ~

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  27. I was terrible about getting collector's stuff in my late teens, early twenties. Now I'm more prone to randomly getting rid of stuff than randomly buying stuff.

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  28. I hate clutter, so thankfully I don't fall for that limited edition crap. Who needs another tee shirt anyway?

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    1. Yeah, got enough of those
      No need to make added rows

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  29. I'm trying to put my thoughts into words, yet only one thing is coming out.

    *GROAN*

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    1. lol sums it up well
      As limited crap is sooooo swell

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  30. I wanted to fly
    Into the sky
    I gave it a try
    But gravity's ply
    Would oft make me cry

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    1. Stuck to the ground
      That you sure found

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  31. I don't usually fall for the limited edition stuff- but I do have some things that I have enjoyed collecting.
    ~Jess

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    1. As long as they bring joy to you
      Collect away at ones zoo

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  32. I don't collect anything any more
    Collections collect too much dust at my shore
    so....no more!

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    1. haha that is all they do
      So tossed em at my zoo

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  33. I used to collect a lot
    But trying now to purge
    Renovating my condo now
    Ignoring the shopping urge

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    1. That reno is taking a while
      Good to toss out a pile

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  34. When people start second blogs they are kinda like a sequel.
    Maybe they think a remake is the lesser evil. lol.

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    1. lol that they may
      With a sequel display

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