Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Here Today It's The Warrior Way!

You have to love the internet, right? I mean it allows the cat to have a site. Who knew a cat could type and rhyme? Thanks to the internet you now know with each chime. But we need justice too. That justice is soooooo needed to come due.

It's so bad.
He isn't glad.
That can't be fine.
No need to wait in line.

Social Justice Warrior away!
They're here to save the day.
Well, at least pretend to anyway.
They need to have their say.

That was so racist of you.
You said people can't be blue.
That was just so so so bad.
Social Justice Warrior will take down your pad.

Oh wait, that was said by him.
That guy is nuts and rather dim.
But he's getting lots of hits.
I have to repeat his fits.

Social Justice Warrior needs points.
I agree with your racist blue joints.
I am the law in these parts.
I'm saving faint hearts.

Don't you argue with me.
I have sidekicks to attack thee.
My Social Justice Warrior clan,
Will attack any woman or man.

On the internet that is.
We don't do that real life biz.
Mommy's basement is so safe and sound,
And we can't have other people around.

But that's neither here nor there.
We are here and we are aware.
The Social Justice Warrior shall prevail.
We'll make your racism fail.

Social Justice Warriors don't just stop that.
You need to be PC where you are at.
Don't say Christmas or in we'll swoop.
The Social Justice Warrior and the sidekick troop.

My stance has been adopted.
It is correct because in it others have opted.
That is the Social Justice Warrior way.
We go with the most popular thing others say.

Pffffft Social Justice Warriors can go pound sand. Nothing but whiny little assholes across the land. Trying to gain popularity by agreeing with the masses. That just proves they are a bunch of dumb asses. Did I just shame the Social Justice Warrior today? Whoops, not sorry at my bay. Did you know they were called Social Justice Warriors at your sea? More like idiots who want approval so they blindly agree. The cat hopes they fall face first into a pile of grass where a present has just been left from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

82 comments:

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    1. Good morning True
      Happy sharing with you!

      Hank

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    2. Two letters more
      With your one encore

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  2. Good morning Hank
    you retain # one
    Up before the sun


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  3. Here Today It's The Warrior Way!
    Do take a stand and not to sway
    Get the Social Justice Warrior
    And act all the more superior
    Against popular things others say'

    Hank

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    1. Have to act oh so grand
      As they take the stand

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    1. Um.... NUMBER THREE!
      In the place to be
      And I'll raise you a Scooby Dooweeeee!

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    2. A tad late
      Snoring out of the gate

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    3. Bet he's snoring
      But never boring

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    4. I might be a bit tired, but I'm too tired to even wanna find out :D

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  5. I have not heard of the term SJW's but I have never been one to follow the crowd.

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    1. Yeah, a term I ran across a while back
      They sure love to attack

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  6. I like the newest release feature on your sidebar..very nice. Look Pat's a star :)

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    1. Amazon got rid of what I used before
      So figured I'd change things up at my shore

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  7. They take PC to a whole new level of insanity.

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    1. That they do
      Insane and then some at their zoo

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  8. I don't like to follow the crowd. So much more fun to do my own thing.

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    1. That it is
      We stick to the lone wolf biz

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  9. I'm annoyed by anyone who calls themselves a warrior of anything!

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    1. haha even a warrior muse
      Would you abuse?

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  10. 'Who knew a cat could type and rhyme? '
    So, let's celebrate the day, the Cat, and his Warrior way!

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    1. The cat shall celebrate away
      Each and every day

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  11. You speak in rhyme
    And yet you find time

    to write a blog about a cat
    Well fancy that?

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    1. Get all in
      With a spin
      Easy as can be
      At my sea

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  12. Depression babies can spot a sham
    Quicker than you say, "Thank you ma'am"
    Social justice warrior is a winker
    Beautiful, honest and a free thinker....wink wink

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    1. Change a letter
      I like wanker better lol

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  13. Oh man, if life is not fair, that could mean there is no Santa Claus.

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    1. Are you saying that Sandra doesn't exist? Goddammit.

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    2. Santa and the Easter Bunny
      Life isn't funny

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  14. Social justice warriors - don't know what to think
    depends I guess on whether their cause makes me blink!

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  15. Cat, you composed this months ago?
    Your crystal ball really steals the show!

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    1. Months and months ago
      I'm just in the know

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  16. How awesome of you!
    That hit list that's new
    Shows how much reading you do
    And looks pretty cool, too!

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    1. Got everyone in, I think
      Was in need of a major update at my rink

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  17. It's a lot easier expressing yourself like a "tough ass" via texting/writing. Plus, more time to think of a response. Was recently even on the news! Haha.

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    1. haha with more time to think
      You can do it with a wink

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  18. Never heard of the term
    But don't like such a whiner
    Leave people alone or
    They may give someone a shiner.

    Betty

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    1. Unless they are far far away
      Then to get there it may cost too much pay

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  19. I just try to be a social dude!

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  20. Always someone high and mighty
    Look down their nose say you are flighty
    But the mighty shall fall
    Due to their gall

    Best to be nice. Share cute pics

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    1. And smack their head
      Leaving them stuck in bed

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  21. If he were truly agreeing with "the masses" then there would be no controversy. This is why I stay away from facebook most of the time. Too many ego's that think they are the only right voice.

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    1. Yep, Facebook is full of that crap
      Got rid of it at my side of the map

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  22. Right is right
    Wrong is wrong
    Get carried away and start a fight?
    Go take a leap into the Mekong.

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  23. Some people are soooo brave while hiding behind their anonymity.

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    1. Yep, that they are
      Or when they are drunk at a bar

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  24. Seems like one can be so brave being anonymous and hiding behind the computer screen.

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    1. Seems to be the way
      As they have their say

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  25. orlin N cassie.....sew while we waz scrollin down ta post R commint we saw de commint bout santa clawz & de rabbit dood......waddya meen they due knot exist....next thing ya noe sum onez gonna tell uz R total lee awesum pal Godzilla doez knot troo lee exist...

    ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. haha cover your eyes
      Godzilla doesn't rise up in the skies

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  26. I have gotten old
    This warrior once bold
    Left footprints of gold
    For hopes to behold

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  27. This warrior crap makes me want rub my hands with glee
    Place an evil grin across my face and think up a whole bunch of naughty things to say just to get I to their face.

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  28. I find the SJW matter a little taxing. On the one side, there are genuine problems and movements that need to be championed. People that are genuinely getting fucked over and need all the backing they can get.

    On the other hand, we have others who are genuinely offended by EVERYTHING and get pissed off for people who literally don't care about said thing.

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    1. Yeah, there are some causes and people that need a helping hand
      But way too many go into crazy land

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  29. The thing about the internet is these social justice warriors talk a lot of crap sitting behind a screen, but would NEVER have the balls to say half of what they post in front of a real crowd. More like social justice pansies.

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    1. Pansies they sure are
      Helping gardens grow by being full of shit near and far

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  30. SJWs are not my cup of tea!
    I am very far from PC.
    On-line I try to be nice,
    and don't get caught giving advice.

    Have a good one,
    under your sun!


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    1. haha screw being nice
      The cat rolls the non PC dice

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    2. That's one of the reasons I enjoy your posts so much!

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    3. Good that is is fun
      With my non pc run

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  31. They just make me yawn
    from night until dawn.

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  32. SJW
    Not a term I know
    But someone like that?
    I would tell to "Go Blow"

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    1. I prefer pound sand
      But either is grand

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