Monday, September 12, 2016

Love Thy Self Like A Happy Elf!

The cat has a bad thing to tell you, Pat wrote another novel where no rhyme comes due. That is so rude to the cat. But then this one is so wacky I can forgive that. It is truly as nuts as can be. Was it known that Earth has a brain by thee?


I was minding my own business at a book convention when what I thought was a crazed fan, like I have any of those, came up to me. I should have known better than to play along, especially when the voices in my head were screaming for me to run. Before I could do so I was taken away by my crazed fan, who really wasn't a fan, and whisked off to Earth's brain. Yes, Earth has a brain and a body.

There I not only learned that some version of my soul was destined to save Earth's brain, but that reincarnation was real. Dino Me, Slug Me, Half Breed Me and many more proved that. Madison, my not so crazed fan, had a collection of mes. If that sounds strange, you better buckle up.

Throughout the course of this escapade I had to deal with cannibal pirates, porno ninjas, killer geriatric robots, a newborn baby that swears like a sailor, aliens, more robots, Hippers, Diggers, Unknown and so much more. Add to that some evil dude wants to melt me down in some magic voodoo pot and you have what could be my final written work ever. Or is it?

So tell your friends as I may not make it out alive. Or I may and I could still use the money. And in case you are wondering, yes, the tale depicted in this book is a true story. Events are told how they occurred. Unless I die before the end of this, then you may have to make up the rest for yourself.

So there you are. Ready to learn about Earth's brain and Earth's body at your sand bar? Who knew there were two? Half Breed Pat is very weird too. He has an ass shaped head. That must cause him dread. Slug Pat, Dino Pat and Bear in a Tutu Pat are just as strange. That doesn't sound like it will change. This very weird meta type novel has come to pass. It even makes a reference or two to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

81 comments:

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    1. Late again
      Not in vain
      Position regained

      Hank

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    2. Late again
      Not in vain
      Position regained

      Hank

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  2. Love thy self no matter the form
    Congrats on yet another book!
    hopefully, many will take a look
    I like the cover very clever

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  3. An ass shaped head? WOW I want to see pics of that! Congrats on cranking out another book!

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    1. Would be rather scary to view
      Or funny depending on what came due

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  4. Congratulations! I'm sure Earth's brain needs the help.

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    1. Could use a little bit
      To make it a hit

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  5. Wow, congrats on the new cook. Earth's brain needs help fixing all the little bits of life trying to kill it. lol

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    1. lol there is so much
      Earth's brain has lost touch

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  6. Your imagination frightens me, but congrats!

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    1. Scary it can be
      As I go everywhere at my sea

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  7. Bear in tutu Pat sounds like a lot of fun to go clubbing with. Or is it just me?

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    1. May see a club as a meal
      An all you can eat ordeal

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  8. 'Love thyself' could be scary
    But I won't mention palms and hairy.

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    1. Never went to the gutter
      Although there I putter

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  9. Congrats on a new book at your bay
    You never run out of things to say!

    Betty

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    1. Never indeed
      Just keeps flowing at my feed

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  10. Good for you to get another book out. I have to agree that your imagination is a little scary. You have a good day.

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    1. haha it can stretch every which way
      Into the scary on display

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  11. Rhyme or no rhyme, what the hey
    Read this book, yes you may
    So earth has a brain, I always thought
    Congrats to Pat, the pulse you caught

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    1. Caught on to the brain
      As it's body has pain

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  12. Well if I don't love myself.
    I haven't anyone elso who do.
    Here with no friends or relations.
    To mine own self I'll be true.

    Yvonne.

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  13. This sounds like more fun that your Granny books. I'm going to check it out. Porno ninjas? Slug?

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    1. I went far far out there
      With this crazy one at my lair

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  14. The earth has a brain. You have a wonderful imagination. Must take a look at this. It may change my whole world.

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    1. You just never know what is out there
      As the earth has brains to spare

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  15. Congratulations on yet another release.

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  16. Love thy self like a happy elf
    Congrats one more on the shelf
    Earth with brains
    Without refrain
    Creative minds soar beyond self

    Hank

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  17. Love thy self like a happy elf
    Congrats one more on the shelf
    Earth with brains
    Without refrain
    Creative minds soar beyond self

    Hank

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  18. *GASP* A no rhyming book? :O

    Congratulations!!!

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    1. Won't be the last
      Plus some of the past

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  19. Lesson learned to always watch out for crazed fans, real or not! Congrats on the new book!

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    1. Have to watch the crazy ones
      They can scare tons

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  20. Oh my, another book!! Tutu pat night might be a little scarier than creepy cupid. Lol

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    1. haha that he may
      As does ass head me at that brainy bay

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  21. Kinda like answereing the door to Jehovah Witnesses. Try to escape. Happy Monday

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    1. Run far far away
      When they are at play

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  22. I'm going to be much more watchful from now on. If earth has a brain and a body like this I have tons more to worry about than this silly November election.

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    1. haha that you may
      Although they are both scary at your bay

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  23. Congratulations on another book! I had no idea Earth had a brain and body. I have to watch how I tread now.

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    1. Don't want to go to the brain
      That really is a pain

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  24. Congrats Pat! I am sure rhere is some nice brain power on display!

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    1. The brain is stretched
      And maybe fetched

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  25. Congrats Pat, sounds fun, I will see !

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  26. Sounds strange as can be
    as a good story should be
    and the title's worth a gloat
    That message, I promote
    Love thyself for all you're worth
    and its brain will reign our precious earth.

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    1. Love Thy Self is the way to be
      Can go many a way with it at ones sea haha

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  27. An ass shaped head can't be good
    In any neighborhood
    Except when there are airheads around
    Trying to make a sound...

    Congrats on the new book
    In your nook!

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    1. Airheads would love it
      Proving they are full of shit

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  28. I looked for a rhyme
    That were so sublime
    Till I solve this crime
    Congratulations is prime

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  29. orlin & cassie !!! conga ratz two yur ass shaped head dad pat...who knew.....tell him we said thanx for sharin hiz sekrit two success AND we hope thiz book sellz a butt load ~~~~~ ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. The secret is out
      Let's hope none shall scream and shout

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  30. Sounds like book that could only have been written by you! LOL
    When I get back from Victoria, I'll order it!
    Congratulations!

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    1. haha my crazy mind
      Has a lot up there to find

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  31. Porno Ninjas and Swearing Babies. Sounds like my kind of book!

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    1. Thrown everything in
      As I went for a truly crazy spin

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  32. My goodness, this sounds like
    The most unusual reading psyche
    Leave it to you to save an earth brain
    And survive the adventure totally sane

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    1. Well maybe not totally sane
      Could be some brain pain

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  33. Ah, what a release!
    Hopefully, you feel better now!
    Congratulations! :)

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  34. Great cover!
    Congrats on another book
    hope many take a look.

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  35. Congratulations on a new book and love the front cover and the name. Now I just have to get over the fact that there are porno Ninja's around

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  36. Wow..good for you!
    And typing with one hand, too! ha.

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    1. One hand is how I go
      Can lead to many a typo

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  37. Porno ninjas
    And a baby who swears
    Open and read carefully
    I thee dares

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