Sunday, September 11, 2016

Not So Smart With The Ass Art!

The cat has done it a time or two, not going to admit to what at my zoo. That would require me to use my memory, you know. I have a nap to get to after this flow. What has been done? Why a smart ass time that wasn't so fun.

Be a smart ass,
It is so grand.
It may not have class.
But who needs that in hand?

Although by being one,
You may get screwed.
Nope, not screwed for fun,
As some may find it rude.

Like if the stick up their butt,
Comes to your place a calling.
They may think it smut,
Or it may cause brawling.

The job interview is another.
It could screw you.
Your chances it may smother.
Especially if they go moo.

As in they're sheep.
No farm for us.
Don't think too deep,
You may start to cuss.

The blog post isn't one,
So I can do the above.
Unless G rated is done,
Then you may get no love.

A funeral is best avoided.
That may go over rough.
Your high society may be voided,
If you make fun of dead stuff.

Court, if you get stuck there,
Is sure another to run from.
The judge won't care,
If the gavel breaks your thumb.

Church may get you hanged,
Especially way down south.
At best your head may get banged,
So best to close your mouth.

And a doctor visit could go either way.
It could leave you with regret.
If the doctor says okay,
A hand up your ass may be a safe bet.

Any other times not to be a smart ass? Bah, some will give you a pass. Others sure may not though. May have to watch what you let flow. Although it can lead to interesting situations all around, even if you have to run away as fast as a greyhound. I can be a smart ass to Cass. She can't get rid of my smart little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

56 comments:

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    1. Well, hello!
      Guess who's number 1 at the kitty cat show!

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    2. Manzi was
      Or Belva's now her buzz

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  2. Smart ass places, there are some
    If your mouth knows when to mum
    Love a smart ass if they rhyme
    Simply kidding when it's time
    Smart asses always take the bus
    Start a riot, learn to cuss
    An ass that's smart can go to school
    Get a diploma, Man that's cool

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    1. A diploma for an ass
      as it come to pass
      Tack it on there?
      Does it need to be bare
      Or are we talking the four legged kind
      They won't need it on their behind

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  3. Being a "Smart Ass" can be fun for some but not for others.

    It never ceases to amaze me how you come up with these wonderful verses daily. Enjoy your day.
    Yvonne.


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  4. Before I got the job I have now, I went through a series of tests to be a 911 dispatcher. I aced the tests quickly. When it was time for the panel review, I made a smartalleck comment about how serious they all were, it just flew right out of my mouth. It wasn't rude, I can't even remember what I said. Whatever it was I remember the feeling. It clung in the air until I left, and I didn't get the job, lol. I would have hated shift work anyway.

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    1. hahaha shift work does suck
      Good way to pass the buck
      I decided just to do it in one interview I had last year
      Didn't get the job I fear lol

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  5. We do know our share of dumb arses too!

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    1. There are plenty of those
      To cause plenty of woes

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  6. I think we all have a streak
    At times to be a smart ass
    And say we will regret
    Because it is really crass

    Betty

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    1. Sometimes it comes out that way
      With what we say

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  7. I remember seeing a news clip of a stab victim's story he said "what are you going to do, stab me?"

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    1. Not the brightest thing to say
      When a knife is coming ones way

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  8. I'm not smart ass but (hopefully) not dumb ass, either!

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    1. The first can be okay
      The second, never at any bay

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  9. There are lots of smart asses in this world and I sure hope I am not one of them.They sure are not very popular.

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    1. A little remark here and there is fine
      But yeah, dumb if it always does align

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  10. Not so smart with the ass art
    That others may act like a dud
    Just avoid it
    Give it a slip
    Know when to keep the gab shut

    Hank

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    1. That we must do
      shut it and have a clue

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  11. Not so smart with the ass art
    That others may act like a dud
    Just avoid it
    Give it a slip
    Know when to keep the gab shut

    Hank

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  12. I'm planning on being a smart ass if I ever get picked for a trial on jury duty. I'm at the age where I just don't care!

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    1. haha as long as you aren't held on contempt
      Hopefully of that you will be exempt

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  13. I like a smart smart ass
    but one who is smart
    and knows how to use
    the smart assdom art.

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    1. That is the best way
      As with good smart assdom they can play

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  14. Being a smart ass could get you in trouble
    sometimes even double..hahaha.,

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  15. I live in a bad neighborhood, I have to keep my smartass mouth to myself or fight it out. lol

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    1. lol good to keep ones mouth shut
      When possible to get a kick to the butt

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  16. I've never seen a clever donkey!! 8-)

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  17. Maybe not at Christmas dinner
    Snark will not make you a winner

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    1. That could get you the boot
      Unless one is a big brute

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  18. I have seen some stubborn donkeys, usually ill tempered.

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  19. I have seen some stubborn donkeys, usually ill tempered.

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  20. I may not be smart as an ...
    For this I will just have to ...
    While others may think of me ...
    Censorship calls me to ...

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  21. Poor little Cassie! She has no place to hide
    when Orlin makes his smart ass stride!

    I used to love to read "Brighty of the Grand Canyon" aloud to my third graders. I was one teacher who read "jackass" aloud with great delight ~ no censoring for me! It was clear in the book that Brighty was a "jackass," but mostly the Spanish term "burro" was used. So I've had my moments of being a smart ass!

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    1. haha no censorship can sure be fun
      Let the jackass or burro run

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  22. I think it is best not to be a smart ass when discussing politics or religion!

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  23. The last time I was in church I made devil horns with my fingers and made a face at my sister. The churchgoers were not amused.

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    1. haha let them gawk
      Gives them a reason to squawk

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  24. Really, I tend to keep sane through smart-assery. So, it has it's uses. haha

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    1. That it does
      A little smart ass just because

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  25. A witty smart ass
    I sometimes enjoy
    But a dumb one?
    I hate their ploy

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    1. Dumb deserve hate
      With their idiot trait

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  26. I have been told by my hubby that I am a smart ass
    Since I like to give some sass
    But I hope I am not crass
    And end up being just a dumb ass.

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  27. I've been guilty a time or two
    or being a smart ass, yes it's true!

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    1. A fun way to be
      Most times at ones sea

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