Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Okay, I'll Show If You Must Know!

The cat got asked once again by some other person at our den. What was I asked once more? Something we already covered at my shore. Why don't you have Facebook? Ugg, but let's give our day a look.

First we awoke.
I jumped on that Pat bloke.
He had such a great dream.
I jumped in a place that made him scream.

Now on with day.
I have to share all, okay?
I can't miss a thing,
Or that canary may sing.

Sing for more blatant useless crap.
Boy, are many Facebook users a sap.
There is my thought for the day.
Now I'm digging in the litter tray.

One turd, two turd, three turd, four.
I buried it and then took a pee tour.
I didn't bury that though.
And now, away I go.

I ate some food.
Yeah, I'm rude.
I didn't share.
But I don't care.

I played with Cass.
She's a cranky lass.
She scratched my ear.
All I got is oh dear.

Won't you show sympathy for me?
Come on, create a sympathy tree.
I posted it to show you all.
Show sympathy on my wall.

And don't forget to like.
Like it or I'll strike.
Whoops, falling into the old habit.
Been there, done that, dagnabbit.

Blogger doesn't think dagnabbit is a word.
Isn't that just absurd?
It was so crazy I had to share.
Aren't you wiser for it at your lair?

I'm going to take a nap.
That's all that's on tap.
Boy, my nap was great.
This sharing thing is first rate.

Pfffffft is all I have left to say. Do you share stupid shit on Facebook at your bay? If you share when you go to the loo, sorry, but there is no help for you. That is the closest to Facebook I will ever get here. So the askers can stick it in their ear. And if that doesn't work I have another perk. Find some sand and pound it up your center mass. Dagnabbit, I'm such a crass little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

65 comments:

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    1. When you snooze, you lose
      Even an old broad from Georgia
      can beat cha
      he he he he he he he

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    2. haha got on in
      Beating all for the win

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    3. Thanks Alex. It's no fun to win if you can't brag.

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    4. Pat, I got to wallow in my glory. It happens but once in a blue moon. I'm a terrible Facebook stalker. But it is a waste of my time.

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    5. haha wallow away
      I've facebook stalked for a job I had at my bay

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  2. Yet another reason I don't have a Facebook account.
    And I think dagnabbit is a word.

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    1. Blogger must be out of sync
      And yeah, Facebook can go down the drink

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  3. Nope I've never had a Facebook account and I am fine without it!

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    1. Fine one can be
      Avoiding it at their sea

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    1. lol there's no hope for you
      On YouTube yet to view?

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    2. All of my book trailers are on YouTube but I think you have seen them all on my blog.

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    3. Have to get the facebook ones on there too
      For all to view

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  5. When the Dagnabbit word I hear
    I imagine old codgers drinking beer
    Saying yesterdays were always best
    Put new objects to the test
    Chews a wad and drools a spittle
    He might even play the fiddle
    To Facebook he would say, "Ah shucks"
    Wouldn't join it for a zillion bucks

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    1. lol that is quite the visual aid
      As some nasty spittle is made

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  6. Yes, you said just the other day
    you didn't like the Facebook way!

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    1. said it more than twice
      As nuts ask like lice

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  7. On Facebook to keep up with family
    Otherwise wouldn't have it at my sea

    Betty

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    1. That is the main use indeed
      For those away at ones feed

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  8. Facebook is a time suck
    So many hours it zaps
    Worst of all it sucks away at
    times to take my naps.

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  9. Only way some family members communicate with me
    So I finally had to abandon the anti Facebook plea

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    1. Damn, that sure sucks
      Just don't become one of the ducks

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  10. Okay, I'll Show If You Must Know!
    Facebook accounts present a blow
    Take a bow
    Holy cow
    Must get one that brings the dough

    Hank

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    1. Dough would be nice
      But screw the facebook price

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  11. I confess I enjoy long distance friends' kid pics and vacation stuff
    Do not need to see cat videos!!
    Ha

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  12. Lol, well, you already know my opinion on this! But, yeah, Cat can keep his 'issues' to himself.

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  13. I used to have a Facebook account then I moved and never got around to restarting it again.
    Good post.
    Yvonne.

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  14. Dagnabbit! I haven't heard that phrase in a bit!
    It was Facebook that alerted me to the unflattering naked statue of Trump glued to the pavement in NYC and a few other US cities. Best laugh I've had in a while ~ that was election news that didn't make me snooze! I have a Facebook account, largely because it's a way I can stay in touch with my nieces and nephews. They probably keep their FB accounts just to stay in touch with their parents and aunts and uncles. LOL Whatever works!

    I don't post much on FB. Blogger takes precedence. Have a good one!

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    1. Good way to stay in touch indeed
      Never knew about such statues at my feed haha

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  15. I have FB and Twitter as well as my blog. But I know some just don't like fb, I myself like it for keeping in touch with family.

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    1. That is the one reason going around
      So staying in touch can be found

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  16. I tried Facebook for a year, and gave up. Too many people telling too many details about their lives.

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    1. Like what they eat, when they shit and how sad they are
      Yeah, that makes you want to stay and watch on par

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  17. I hardly share anything on Facebook. Maybe an updated photo of my kids for family two or three times a year and that's it.

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    1. Blog trumps that
      There where you're at

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  18. I just don't get some of the stuff that goes out on FB.

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    1. Nope, pointless as can be
      And some is disturbing to read and see

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  19. I don't care about what you eat
    please stop taking pics of the meat.
    I don't care if you went to the loo
    just go, already and shoo, shoo.
    I love Yosemite Sam
    Dagnabbit was his word before he went Bam!

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    1. All a bunch of crap
      As dagnabbit covers their flap

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  20. orlin N cassie....we iz knot on facebook, insta gram, pinterest ore any oh de other thingz & stuff out ther....even for all de trout on de planet & if de good Lord His self said, wanna bee palz on facebook.. we wood be like dood....sorree...but noe... now pleaz due knot send uz ta hell ~~~~~~ ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. haha at least you'll be warm down there
      Maybe too warm at your lair

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  21. there there
    take care
    lest flare
    we share
    may scare
    off hair

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    1. Bald as can be
      Won't work for the cat at our sea

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  22. I have had lots of success helping find homes for kitties with help from pals on FB. But seriously, some of the stuff I see there is totally BZAR!

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    1. Bizarre is can be
      Good success comes for each kitty

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  23. Is that even a word??? Share everything and before you know it, you get addicted to FB and other social media. I will take a nap now....

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    1. A nap is a better way
      Yep, was a word at play

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  24. I don't use FB. OrTwitter. Simply because I don't think I can catch up with all the updates. (I can hardly update my blog!) Though, it helps spread words and help find homes for kitties, etc like Brian said. In that way, it's wonderful!

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    1. It has its perks indeed
      But can be hard to remember when all the crap takes seed

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  25. Sounds like a true blue description of the cat. Also, I'll be candid in saying I use Facebook regularly. It's a double edged blade. It has its uses and its problems.

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    1. There are uses to most everything
      Depends on how they are given a ring

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  26. I probably post things that others find boring,
    i try not to, but I'm sure I'm forlorning,
    Oh well, so it goes, that's the way it is,
    but you being off Facebook is impressive as shizz.

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    1. Shizz is impressive you say?
      Never knew that at my bay

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  27. You and 3 other people like this!

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  28. Yes, we all know your peeve
    Of that you've made clear
    I happen to like FB
    So suck on it, dear :-)

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    1. lol suck on what?
      It could be anything at our hut

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  29. Well, yes, I wish you would do Facebook!
    Harmless...and good promotion for all your books.
    Why not hop to promoting in that spot??

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    1. Be another promotion to do
      And find Facebook doesn't do a whole hell of a lot anymore at one's zoo

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