Monday, September 19, 2016

S Comes To Play Here Today!

You'd think we were back at the a to z for S has come to play with thee. Why is S here you say? It is because S wants to hit replay. Or maybe not. Just follow the plot.

S for what?
I'm a nut.
So S for sty?
Hate that in the eye.

S for stew?
Blah at my zoo.
Keep it and stew.
Stew over stew for you.

Are you stewing?
That brain brewing?
S for stimulation?
That needs no narration.

Even if you go gutter.
S is for stutter.
A stimulating stutter.
Boy, can you mutter.

S for snap.
My brain in a trap?
Damn, I've snapped.
Am I trapped?

Trapped and sedated.
That leave you elated?
Stimulated to sedated.
Maybe S was mated.

S mated with T,
And U came to be.
Hmm that could go deep.
Did in your brain it seep?

S is for stunt.
Did you just grunt?
Yeah, this rhyme is a stunt.
Hey, at least I didn't bunt.

Have you guessed yet?
I have a safe bet.
You think S is for shit.
Well you are close to it.

S is for news.
Whoopsy, you lose.
Never guessed that, did you?
Come on, admit it to be true.

Why is S for news? Because there is nothing new about paying the news dues. So you take the new out and what is left about? That would be S. See, it makes sense better than your guess. But when you make S = shit. You've got it by pretty much every bit. So you were sorta right in a way if you guessed S = shit at your bay. Watching any S lately that tries to dumb down the mass? It can all kiss what comes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

77 comments:

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    1. Good Morning Alex, in for the win Hank must be on the road.

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    2. Well it's not wednesday
      But still got #1 at my bay

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    3. You guessed it right, True
      But Alex was quick on the draw

      Hank

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    4. And it isn't even a Wednesday
      When the Ninja comes to play

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    5. Nope, first of the week
      Got it at my creek

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  2. That's because most news is shit.
    I was thinking S is for sex though. That's much more fun.

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    1. Much more fun indeed
      Than any old news feed

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  3. Hey, I like stew! Especially since you can make the world's largest pot of it, portion it, and then freeze it for premade dinners all winter long. :p

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  4. The news is shit. It's depressing every single day turning it on.

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    1. That it is
      Always going for the grim biz

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  5. I don't even like to watch the news.
    all is does is make me blue...

    S could be for stars
    that I would view near or far

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    1. Not watching is the way to be
      Ignore it at ones sea

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  6. I need more coffee in my cup
    to make sense of this S stuff.
    haha....

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    1. Too early for you
      You can pretend this post wasn't in view lol

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  7. News is not new
    Repeated so many times
    They need to say something different
    Or give up the chime

    Betty

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    1. They beat it into the ground
      Until something similiar comes around

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  8. S is for snowflakes at my bay
    Or maybe for sewing, every other day...

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  9. The news is shit, and that’s a fact.
    I'm beginning to think the world is cracked.

    VR Barkowski

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  10. When you said "You think S is for shit.
    Well you are close to it" I thought your word might be "scat."

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  11. S Comes To Play Here Today!
    Watch for what you can say
    S is being silly
    For others to see
    Making them an ass in a way

    Hank

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  12. I've started to question nearly everything I see on the newS. Everyone has their own Spin and they seem to just make up Shit.

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    1. Yep, they go for the ratings and that is it
      Who cares if they say truthful Shit

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  13. Looking for a lie...read the news
    It's more healthy to take a snooze
    There must be something that holds true
    Oh yeah, each month all your bills come due

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    1. And if you don't pay
      The news may just go away

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  14. Stupid starts with s too
    and you find it on the news
    or on the streets and in a zoo.
    It's hard to keep away from you.

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    1. Stuck to you like shit
      Stupid does it every bit

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  15. Did not miss the news on vacation and nothing changed. Snore!

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  16. No news is good news over in my shower. I will take a nice stew, though. It'll go really well with my Stella Artois.

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    1. Going all fancy beer
      Then you can lie back and cheer

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  17. Are you warming up for April? Now I'm going to be thinking alphabet all day.

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  18. I'd rather have a new something than watch the news.

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  19. Haha Love how the S substitute shakes it all up!

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  20. I always liked the letter S
    of that I must confess.
    I love Jimmy Stewart, Sparkle and shine
    Sex and sin is also quite fine.

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    1. haha the later work for me
      Any day at my sea

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    1. Shoes that are gone
      Buried in the lawn

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  22. S is for Sleep!
    Sleep that is deep!

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  23. orlin N cassie; thiz iz why de food servizz gurl diz connected de tee & vee hook up coz everee thing on it iz for shit... !!!! ♥♥♥☺☺☺

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  24. I'm sick of the news--
    It gives me the blues.
    So much yammering crap
    Makes me wanna snap.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. If you went snap
      Then you'd be on the news, chap

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  25. No, no, no. S is for Spooky. Scary. Anything Halloween related, really ;)

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    Replies
    1. Even Spittle?
      Some young kids do when they see candy like a Skittle

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  26. An S
    address
    a mess
    that Bess
    did press
    from Jess
    Profess
    a guess

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  27. Dang, I guess everyone can kiss your S!

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  28. When I think of the letter "S" I think of the word "sweet" or "super" or "shadows" or "sunlight" or "sons". I could go on and on, but I won't bore you. Right now, I'm thinking of going to "sleep." Good night.

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  29. For some reason, I imagined you rapping this.

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  30. ah, I see. It does all make perfect sense!!! :)

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  31. Sorry I'm late reading this but it was really fantastic.
    Yvonne.

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  32. S is for snooze when I'm watching election news!
    Have a good one, Pat!

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    1. Puts one right to sleep
      With every peep

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  33. S is for So not number one today

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  34. S is for Suza
    And S is for Sleep
    Both are amazing
    And both will I keep!

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