Thursday, September 15, 2016

Smoking Is Great, Trust Me Mate!

Wow, the cat never knew he was lied to for so long. I guess people are just wrong. Or maybe they are right? Beats the heck out of me at my site. Actually it doesn't one bit but let's go with it.

Show A is grand.
So many watch it across the land.
That means it is good.
So great in every hood.

Show B is crap.
No one takes a lap.
Not many watch it at all.
So it is crappy and will stall.

What logic there.
A good show makes viewers stare.
Good is as relative as can be.
But let's go with it, shall we?

I said that twice.
Must be a good way to entice.
Say it once more.
Let's go with it at my shore.

Wowee, that means it is great.
It is said at a high rate.
The more it is said the greater it is.
Great must also be that fluck you biz.

Alcohol must be so good for you.
No liver damage at any zoo.
So many people drink it.
It has to be great, every bit.

Smoking causes lung cancer?
Bah, tell it to Vixen or Prancer.
So many people do it it must be grand.
Don't believe that lung cancer thing across the land.

Adultery is the best.
It passes the test.
No divorce, stds or the like.
So many do it that it's an instant strike.

Quitting is so great.
So many do it it has to be first rate.
They quit everything and anything.
So go ahead and have a quitting fling.

See? It works so well.
That logic is so swell.
The more that do it the better it is.
It's not just for the TV biz.

Pffffft and if you believe any of that, I've got a bridge for sale where we are at. It will only cost you $1,564,732 and change. Maybe those numbers will rearrange. How does $5,164,372 sound? A much better deal so it must astound. Just because something gets more views or is done by more doesn't make it great at any shore. Reality TV is case and point. Think the masses make it great at your joint? On that logic we shall take a pass. I don't want to be a sheep little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

70 comments:

  1. Smoking Is Great, Trust Me Mate!
    Believed if too many times said?
    More said that means true?
    Not really unless on cue
    Some were believed to have it made

    Hank

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    1. Belief is a powerful thing
      Especially if given a ring

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  2. Truer words have never been spoken! The only time I trust the masses is when I'm out of town and looking for a local restaurant. If the parking lot is empty, there is no way in hell I'm eating there! If there are lots of cars, I figure it's at least decent!

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    1. haha - I follow that rule too and it is usually true. The locals know where the food is good. I found this small dinner that was packed and it had the best food. Quality and quantity.

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    2. haha that is a wise move indeed
      I barely travel so never thought about it at my feed

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  3. Just because everyone is doing it doesn't make it right. And popularity often has little to do with quality.

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    1. Yep, not much at all
      As quality tends to stall

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  4. I've always liked the saying, "There's no accounting for taste."

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    1. Nope, but if there was
      The IRS would tax you just because

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  5. Some of the shows I like get cancelled
    maybe there wasn't enough scandal


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    1. Maybe not
      Or couldn't get the ones suffering from brain rot

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  6. Masses are fickle
    They lead to a pickle
    No mind of their own
    Their head is a cone
    They love being seen
    With some movie queen
    Be in the vogue
    Like some silly rogue
    Jump through the hoop
    Like Betty the Boop
    It's all pie in the sky
    A young Catcher in the Rye

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    1. A hoop jumper
      A "in" thumper
      Do what's in
      That isn't a sin
      Do and do
      More dumb people come through

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  7. I used to love smoke
    even when it made me choke
    Just loved to see the grey cloud
    and to cough real loud
    and how smelly and stinky it made me
    a great habit I should start again this week

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    1. Why stop there
      Jump to it at your lair
      Do 2 packs a day
      Block your one eye display lol

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  8. My late husband smoked for many years,
    Then decided to give up the weed.
    Twenty five years later found he had lung cancer.
    To beat it he didn't succeed.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Smoking can get you in the end
      Not a great trend

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  9. My husband gave up smoking 5 years back, and rest is history.
    I'm a coke (diet coke, pepsi) addict
    Next time you wrie about that!

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    1. That I could do
      But the facts may scare you

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  10. If you mix quitting and smoking, then quitting smoking is a good thing. :)

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  11. Best advice don't start to smoke
    Then you won't have to quit
    Take care of your body
    And stop being a twit

    Bett5

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    1. The best way
      At any bay
      And you'll save dough
      Away the nasty habit should go

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  12. Smoking.

    It's good to quit. If you know how much better you will feel, you will quit.

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    1. Good to avoid it altogether
      In any old weather

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  13. I've never understood the smoking bit.
    It's nasty, expensive and an unhealthy fit.
    Makes your teeth yellow and your house stink.
    And then you get cancer and your health's on the brink!

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    1. Yep, completely nasty in every way
      Don't get it at all at my bay

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  14. I quit smoking about three years ago. Now I couldn't start up again if I wanted to... It's gotten too damned expensive!

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  15. Bahh bahh black sheep, have you any weed?
    Yes indeed, yes indeed, three bags full.
    One for the dealer, one for the game, one for the hippie that lives down the lane.

    Smoking cigarettes I can't stand, I need to quit!! Trees, that's a whole different story.
    I'm no sheep. If I am, I'm a hippie sheep. Haha.

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    1. haha a hippie sheep could be a new trend
      Could lead many around the bend

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  16. Spot on, Pat!
    You could throw in Trump!
    He's a nightmare that may be coming true!
    Maybe I'll stay in Victoria. LOL

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    1. haha might be safer there
      Than at your lair

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  17. To this I could add a whole verse
    In our new weedy universe...

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  18. "Hey, we're all gonna die some time, right?" - hardcore smoker

    Well, yes, but I'd rather not die 30 years early, hooked up to a ventilator, in absolute agony... but maybe that's just me.

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    1. Yeah, but then they go
      "At least it is my terms though"

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  19. Many years ago I smoked but not now, really sometimes I would like but I think why ?? And we know more now about is bad for us.
    Hugs!

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    1. Yep, why indeed
      Who needs that taking seed

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  20. Many years ago I smoked but not now, really sometimes I would like but I think why ?? And we know more now about is bad for us.
    Hugs!

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  21. My husband smoked for 30 years and quit 7 years ago.

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    1. That's a long time
      And a long quitting chime

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  22. I haven't smoked in over thirty years, but unfortunately, my understanding is some health issues can still catch up with you. It definitely lowers the odds though.

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    1. Yeah, eventually they may
      Blah to it at play

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  23. Puff the Magic Dragon went up in smoke!

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    1. And out appeared something new
      Went and joined the zoo

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  24. orlin N cassie;

    de food servizz gurl quitted smokin on new yeerz eve in de yeer 2007 afturr smokin for like 30 bazillion yeerz...now if her walkz bye sum one whooz a smokin ....itz like deer cod.......talk bout troo lee stinkin werst than a halibutt in de heet vent

    we iz off til monday sew heerz two a northern anchovy kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. Can sure smell it now
      And will make one raise an eybrow

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  25. I used to sit and pretend to smoke with my candy cigarettes, while my Dad enjoyed his Camels. I never took up the real habit

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    1. Good way to be
      Pretend is better for thee

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  26. I will not tell
    What I did well
    Within this shell
    Memories dwell

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    1. Dwell they do
      Hopefully more than a few

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  27. You named three of my my favorite things, smoking, alcohol, and adultery! They bring you health, happiness, and riches. I wouldn't lie to you, cat!!

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    1. You need 7 more for a list
      Or else you'll end up crazy and pissed lol

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  28. I saw a picture of the girl who plays Arya Stark smoking and that really seemed messed up. She's 18 now but anyone under 30 should know better

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    1. That they should
      Not sure why anyone wants to in their hood

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  29. Everything's better in moderation. 8D

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  30. Well, you aren't no fun. I was totally thinking we could go out and booze it up sometime. Maybe do a little smokey, smokey too. I'm almost certain it's good for me and you :)

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    1. Almost only counts in a few things
      More than horseshoes and hand grenades at many blog wings

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  31. Smoking sucks and that's simply put. My mom smokes for 50 yrs and now she needs oxygen 24//7 and can't breathe very well. As for tv shows...so,w shows are great and they don't even last a season while others a schlock but are still around... bachelor/bachelorette comes to mind...horrible show but makes great business.

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    1. Yep, if it brings in the dough
      Just like smoking, it will always show

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  32. Used to have the occasional smoke
    Sometimes a cigar or two
    Haven't done it in years
    And alcohol is almost taboo

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  33. Stay away from smoke
    or you will surely choke
    better to drink a coke!

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    1. Both are bad
      But smoking is worse at ones pad

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