Wow, the cat never knew he was lied to for so long. I guess people are just wrong. Or maybe they are right? Beats the heck out of me at my site. Actually it doesn't one bit but let's go with it.
Show A is grand.
So many watch it across the land.
That means it is good.
So great in every hood.
Show B is crap.
No one takes a lap.
Not many watch it at all.
So it is crappy and will stall.
What logic there.
A good show makes viewers stare.
Good is as relative as can be.
But let's go with it, shall we?
I said that twice.
Must be a good way to entice.
Say it once more.
Let's go with it at my shore.
Wowee, that means it is great.
It is said at a high rate.
The more it is said the greater it is.
Great must also be that fluck you biz.
Alcohol must be so good for you.
No liver damage at any zoo.
So many people drink it.
It has to be great, every bit.
Smoking causes lung cancer?
Bah, tell it to Vixen or Prancer.
So many people do it it must be grand.
Don't believe that lung cancer thing across the land.
Adultery is the best.
It passes the test.
No divorce, stds or the like.
So many do it that it's an instant strike.
Quitting is so great.
So many do it it has to be first rate.
They quit everything and anything.
So go ahead and have a quitting fling.
See? It works so well.
That logic is so swell.
The more that do it the better it is.
It's not just for the TV biz.
Pffffft and if you believe any of that, I've got a bridge for sale where we are at. It will only cost you $1,564,732 and change. Maybe those numbers will rearrange. How does $5,164,372 sound? A much better deal so it must astound. Just because something gets more views or is done by more doesn't make it great at any shore. Reality TV is case and point. Think the masses make it great at your joint? On that logic we shall take a pass. I don't want to be a sheep little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.