Monday, September 26, 2016

Stupid Takes A Hit As These Are Worse Than It!

Stupid really must be getting lonely now. Some people are so far past it they wow. You know how they say you shouldn't leave personal info online? Well some shouldn't put anything online to remain fine.

Why did the civil war have to happen? It'd be one less thing to study.
Yeah, school is so rough, buddy.
You got it so much rougher than those who fought.
Was that a new Iphone you just bought?

You know you love someone when you save their texts and re-read later.
Now that may make sense to even a gator.
Except it was a supposed quote by Marilyn Monroe.
Whoops, texting wasn't invented for her to give a go.

My teacher is so dumb he thought the sun was a star.
Boy, we can tell you are going far.
Maybe you'll go to Mars.
Maybe not, as they don't have bars.

Someone told me you can pay for stuff online by putting your credit card in the cd slot.
That someone must have knew you had brain rot.
If you believe that I have a bridge to sell you.
I takes all major credit cards too.

Organic ketchup and turkey burgers. I'm turning into a vegetarian. 
Yeah, and the cat just turned into a stinky barbarian.
Poor turkey's get the shaft.
Maybe they were born on a raft?

Correct use of their. Can I do what their doing?
Did I just hear booing?
Maybe correct has a new meaning?
You may need some grammar screening.

Just learned Africa is not a country.
Did someone tell you bluntly?
That may have been bad.
Hey, new brain cells may be had.

Just found a phone from the 90's with #. Why did they need a hashtag?
Hmmm one too many a doobie drag?
I think they call that symbol pound.
It has magically always been around.

Help find studies on how our generation is lazy.
The irony here sure isn't hazy.
Woweeee, you proved it for all.
Take a bow and stand tall.

Is the 4th of July being celebrated on the 3rd or 4th this year?
You sure kicked things into gear.
Maybe they'll change it to the third.
Wait, that would be absurd.

And that is why stupid people should not have internet access. Then they probably would never win at chess. Hell, angry birds would do them in. Tetris would probably be a sin. See any dumb things along the way? Oh what people will say. I guess ignorance is bliss though. Can't hurt if they are too dumb to know. Good thing it is not the whole human mass. I couldn't handle that with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

101 comments:

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    1. Well done withe the ninja attack

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    2. But... it's Monday, not Wednesday....
      Is every day ninja day at the kitty cat bay?

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    3. Blue, every day should be Ninja Day.

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    4. Every day?
      Now that would be a streak at play

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    1. Three in a row
      What do you know

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    2. Wow, three of us! Just a lucky day I was running late for work.

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    3. Late for work
      But early here for a perk

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  3. Was that a new Iphone you just bought, you loser?
    Guess that makes you a professional chooser
    That's so hard, unlike getting shot in the butt
    iPhone 5,6,7... and you're stuck in a rut
    What a way to live
    To buy, buy, buy rather than give
    To have to say me, me, me all the time
    And I bet they think it's hard to rhyme

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    1. Me, me, me
      Comes to be
      Has to be done
      Settle for iphone fun
      And stupidness too
      Plenty comes due

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  4. Just found a phone from the 90's with #. Why did they need a hashtag?

    haha - sounds like someone tweets a bit too much...

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  5. Kids today really don't know what the pound sign is. They think it's a hashtag.
    And correct me if I'm wrong, but turkey is still meat...

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    1. Still meat in every way
      Sad they don't know at their bay

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  6. You mean the hashtag sign has always been around?? So much for new... :) :) :) Kidding, of course. Have a wonderful Monday!

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    1. Sad people actually think that
      Some kids have brains that are flat

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  7. I'm not the brightest bulb in the chandelier so these make me shine brighter today. :)

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    1. Einstein level you should be
      After this spree lol

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  8. I think the # sign = waffle ? lol
    Nice line Pat!

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  9. I don't understand the hashtag sign
    Even though it has been explsined to me
    But I know when to celebrate Juky 4th
    Here ar my sea.

    Betty

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    1. haha that one is a need
      As that day always takes seed

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  10. there, their, they're - its it's
    all so confusing
    better to speak in OMG and LOL, right?

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  11. This poor generation amazes me.
    The 'everyone gets a trophy' groupies.
    Put them in a safe zone
    and let them moan. ha.

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    1. Yep, sad times ten
      So coddled at every den

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  12. Stupid Takes A Hit As These Are Worse Than It!
    These things been there including the hashtag bit
    And the only difference
    Been given new functions
    As a result some been accorded spectacular hits

    Hank

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    1. Some sure take the hit
      In spectacular fashion they do it

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  13. "nobody run for president, the history books are full"

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    1. Can't add more
      May offend the dumb at their shore

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  14. Who in heaven knew
    All I'd ever have to do
    Is check CD slots each day
    For abandoned methods of pay

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    1. Yeah, you just never know
      What is going to show

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  15. Some may be stupid that is true
    But I'm the stupid one with everything new
    Years agi I used to be smart
    Now I'm just a doddering old.....you know

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  16. I fear it is close to being the entire human mass. It isn't true that there are no dumb questions. There really, really are.

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    1. Yep, there are sooo many dumb questions to be had
      And most are out there to see at ones pad

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  17. The world seems to be overflowing with stupid these days!

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    1. Overflowing and drowning the smart
      As they put up with those of brains that fart

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    1. Dogs are smarter than these
      And they eat whatever they please

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  19. Unfortunately there are a lot of dumbasses online.

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    1. That there are indeed
      Basically anywhere at ones feed

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  20. I'm laughing over the # discussion. Seriously?

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    1. lol seriously took place
      Scary the human race

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  21. I can't even count the amount of arguments I've been in about whether Africa is a country. Nigeria is a country, in the continent of Africa.
    "My teacher is so dumb, thought the sun was a star". LOL!

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    1. lol yeah, so many think it is a country indeed
      Nuts what can take seed

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  22. Oh, man. Some of those are so bad! They could do those street interviews. lol

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    1. They could do it with ease
      Street interviews for such nuts would be a breze

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  23. The 90's phone with the # made me laugh. Some people are really dense.

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    1. Dense as can be
      And then some at their sea

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  24. OMG! These had me literally LOLing! Hilarious! I am driven nuts by some of the stuff I see people post online. I should start writing stuff down like this and doing a post about it. Message boards are the worst!

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    1. Message boards bring out a ton
      As there the nuts run

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  25. I wonder how
    Some folks get out of bed
    When there doesn't seem to be
    A thought in their there they're head

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    1. Nope not a one
      Away the thoughts did run

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  26. Kind of sad to think some of these people are out in the work force running our country.

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    1. Yep, sooo sad
      Aas they are meh more than a tad

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  27. Best laugh of the day, Pat
    I thank you for that
    Your wit is a hit
    And stupid gets stupider
    Who'd have thought?
    Certainly not
    the most stupid of the lot.

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    1. Was a fun one to do
      As the stupid shined on through

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  28. I am so glad that I did not have Facebook or Twitter when I was a teen,
    the things I likely would have written, no one could have unseen,
    the civil war example is exactly what I would have penned,
    And then regretted it time and time again.

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    1. haha can come back to bite you
      But at least you can admit it at your zoo

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  29. Ah, the Internet. Twitter, Blogs, and Facebook.
    Fun places to visit, but some places not to take a look.
    Thanks for the fun post.

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    1. Yep, dumb indeed
      For that to take seed

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  31. orlin N cassie...we iz laffin N laffin at de last one; we hope sum one toll em de 4th oh joo lie iz on de SECOND thiz yeer ~~~~~~~~~ ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. The second they'd probably believe
      And fireworks try to receive

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  32. I wondered why plants didn’t grow
    With water such care I’d bestow
    To them I would hum
    I even asked mum
    They’re plastic you dumb so and so

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    1. Maybe some added elastic
      Could be added to the plastic

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  33. I am smiling at the top commenters here ~ But the last one made me scratch my head...really, you had to ask that??? Have a good week Pat ~

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  34. Sometimes people make me stop and wonder. Of course, I saw Tetris in your post and immediately started wondering about playing it again. I used to love that game. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Was a fun game to play
      Had it on my phone at my bay

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  35. The stupidity of the generation amazes me, or maybe it doesn't. Watter's World on Fox captures those people who giggle about not knowing history.

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    1. Yeah, the amazement went away
      Now I just roll my eyes at what idiots say

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  36. Stupid things? I'm watching the debate right now and Trump Stump is so beyond stupid and a supreme narcissist who has yet to answer one question instead of attacking and filibustering.

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    1. One of the biggest idiots ever there
      Glad we have a Canadian lair

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  37. These people should not breed. Like ever. They are probably the same ones whining about safe spaces at college because they are offended by everything. It's sad how stupid the world is becoming.

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    1. Yep, probably the same ones
      As they whine tons

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  38. Credit card in the CD slot? Hmm, I never thought of that! So much easier than typing in all those numbers, lol.

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    1. lol stick it in and go
      You just never know

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  39. Indeed ignorance is bliss
    unless one needs to take a p---.

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    1. hahaha that it is
      With the ignorance biz

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  40. I'm doubled over laughing! This was so much fun!

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    1. Was fun to do
      With the nuts shining through

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