Wednesday, September 14, 2016

The Dip Of The Weirdo Flip!

Things sure can flip and flop with ease. They can change with the breeze. What once was can be is and what was is can be a was biz. Is the cat confusing you? I guess I'll get to it at my zoo.

Facebook, what's that?
That is just scat.
You are weird for using it.
Who needs that shit?

Twitter, is that a bird?
140 characters is absurd.
Why would you use that?
Did your brains go splat?

Linkedin, another one?
How are they fun?
Who are you linked to?
You haven't got a clue.

Instagram, there is another?
Put a pillow over your face and smother.
That would be better for you.
Wow, a picture of your shoe.

Fast forward a bit,
And you get a new fit.
A few years come and go.
Time for a new flow.

Facebook is so grand.
Are you on Facebook land?
You're not and like to meet in person?
Wow, your life that must worsen.

Twitter is a real helper.
Now all can be a yelper.
Famous folks can even have their say.
Bow down and follow the fray.

Linkedin is of such great need.
Employers can stalk your feed.
Show all everything you've done.
Isn't linking up fun?

Instagram is the best.
Show pics of everything and be a pest.
You can even show one of your shoe.
Woweee, that is such a great view.

You're a weirdo if you don't have all.
How can you live without them at your hall?
You sure need a Facebook, Twitter, Linkedin and Instagram wall.
Join them and many others and have a ball.

Pfffft is all the cat can say. I'll pfffft again on display. First you were a weirdo for not having one and now you are if each one isn't done. What? You want to actually talk? So weird that you want to squawk. Just post it on your Facebook wall. You should tell all. Pffft all the social media just gives me gas. It can also suck on it when it comes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

88 comments:

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    1. Two Wednesdays in a row
      Look at you go

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    2. Wednesday... Ninja Day?
      Could it be at the kitty cat bay?

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    3. Could be
      As he goes on a spree

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  2. Guess I'm a weirdo as I'm only on Twitter.
    Hey, first twice in one month. It's a Christmas miracle.

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    1. Congrats!
      Yes, Christmas comes early Alex!

      Hank

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    2. Santa came early
      So no one gets squirrely

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    3. Where's my dough?
      Out the window?

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    4. The dough is in a land forbidden
      Use our imagination see where it is hidden

      Ok I really need to get on with the day
      Seems I have a lot to say! Haha

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    5. I don't twit
      I don't tweet
      I don't tweeter
      I don't twitter
      Not even if you were a cute babysitter :D

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    6. Cute babysitter????
      Does she clean the cat's litter

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    7. Well if she were to babysit the cat
      We could do with that

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  3. I'm old so I only use FaceBook consistently, but I'm trying to be better about Twitter. Honestly I just can't keep up with everything.

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    1. But things on auto post helps a ton
      You can do that with Twitter and impress everyone lol

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  4. If you are lonely, don't depair
    Social media's in the air
    Share all your thoughts and pictures too
    It's simply just the thing to do

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    1. Stick it up
      show an ass
      Show a pup
      Impress a lass

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  5. I am strange I know
    no Facebook, Linkedin or Instagram
    Sparkly farts will never show.. ������
    Haha I had to, now I will go
    No following to grow
    Getting lost in the afterglow

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    1. Haha what happened to my cute cats??????

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    2. Not a one
      Sparkly farts hidden as you run
      Cats you say?
      Were they supposed to be on display

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    3. Yes I had 3 cute cats, but just ?????? On display
      Could be a sign..Will this be a mysterious day????

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    4. haha or just a glitch
      Blogger can be a bitch

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    5. A blogger glitch
      that made a switch

      Why I do not know
      Perhaps it didn't like the cat show

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    6. Blogger can be a bitch?
      Does it make you itch?
      Does it make you scream?
      Would you rather eat shaving cream?
      Does it glitch in a freaky way?
      Does it ruin your day?
      Does it make you wanna fly?
      Does it make you cry?

      Many questions from The Goo
      And Scooby Doo!

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    7. Many questions from the goo
      Do you chase ghosts who go boo
      Shaggy and Scooby doo
      Rooby Rooby Roo
      Who's got your blue shoe
      Buried in waters so blue
      Do you have a mystery clue?

      Many questions from True

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    8. Goo got questions galore
      Thankfully no itching in store
      Just a curse or two
      And away I go at my zoo

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  6. Facebook I will do to keep up with family
    No time or interest for the other two
    But people seem to like those sites
    So what is one to do.

    Betty

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  7. Facebook is the only one we do and that is only to keep up with old friends.

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    1. It is a good way to stay in touch
      Unless one's friends talk too much

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  8. I am on all of those (well except Linkedin right now) and the only only I truly enjoy is Instagram.

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  9. Just saw the Love Thy Self on the right. Congrats and what a great cover!
    And the blogger hit list...Love it:)

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    1. Changed things up a bit
      For people who come to sit

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  10. I must say I am on Facebook
    It actually turned out good in my nook.
    Found a cousin who had old pictures of my dad
    For that, I am very glad.

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    1. There is a perk every now and then
      At the facebook den

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  11. I use it all except LinkedIn. Instagram is my favorite as it is politics and drama-free!

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    1. That is the way to be
      None of that crap hanging from the tree

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  12. I don't do much of social media stuff.
    For me blogging is almost more than enough.
    But being a Bird it's my nature to tweet
    And keeping things short I find kind of sweet.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. Letting it out
      With a shout
      A short little banter
      Beats being a ranter

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  13. I like instagram. I love Twitter. I'm eh about Facebook. :)

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    1. Ugg Facebook gets from me
      Here at my sea

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  14. With Facebook, I can have loads of fun
    Twitter's keeps my thoughts concise.
    One lets me rant, other not so much.
    Hmmmm....that's probably nice.

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    1. And then youtube clears it all
      As you can have a ball

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  15. With Facebook, I can have loads of fun
    Twitter's keeps my thoughts concise.
    One lets me rant, other not so much.
    Hmmmm....that's probably nice.

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  16. Sometimes I do a weirdo flop over it can't be helped!

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    1. Can't sometimes indeed
      Flop away at your feed

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  17. The Dip Of The Weirdo Flip!
    Not to let such weirdos slip
    If you're not in
    You are missing
    All the weirdo fun to keep

    Hank

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  18. You can even show one of your shoe?
    Even if it's blue?
    Well, instagram can still take a hike
    Or sit on a bike
    FB... I don't even know what that is
    Not doing the look at me biz

    Hey, it's Wednesday...
    Such a fun day!

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    1. It's a fun hump day
      What do you say

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    2. Ignore the biz
      Even gives you a quiz
      Are you a duck?
      What the fluck

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  19. Social networks are handy for folks across the land
    Sometimes you aren't close enough to smile and shake hands
    Trips and kids are well and good
    Keep it light and fun. Do not be rude


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    1. Can be handy for that
      But too many just chew the nasty fat

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  20. I just deleted myself from Linkedin. I never did anything on there anyway.

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    1. I keep it just in case
      A job I can enmbrace

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  21. I enjoy visiting with friends on Face Book, but think I'm wasting a lot of time. I'm still not sure how Twitter works, but I still tweet away. Linked - I'm there, but don't have a clue. Maybe I should listen to the cat.

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    1. haha don't need it all
      Time suck indeed at ones hall

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    1. A ditto pfft from you
      Is that like a pffft times two

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  23. orlin N cassie...we iz on blogger onlee....N even if de good Lord Hiz self said: ya wanna be palz like on facebook... we wood be like...uh, sorry dood...but noe ~~~~ ♥♥♥

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    1. We would too
      Unless he gave us some good stacks of cash at our zoo

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  24. Facebook is waiting
    People debating
    Ideas are mating
    Russians translating

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    1. And hacking away
      Stealing what's on display

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  25. I guess I'm weird for doing them all.
    But I still balance it with life at my hall. :)

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  26. Things do flip and change fast.
    ~Jess

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  27. Ahh, social media. It's hilarious because the only ones I really use are BECAUSE of my writing and attachment to my blog. (i.e., Facebook and Tumblr).

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    1. That's the only reason why I use them too
      Here at my zoo

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  28. I friggin hate Facebook. Twitter is ehh. I like that one can only rant in 140 characters so we don't have to deal with long winded cry baby bullshit over there. I do love Instagram. I refuse to be a part of the Snapchat masses though. The social media outlets that they keep adding to the mix is getting ridiculous.

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    1. Yep, big rip offs of rip offs now
      Hate when whiny Facebook people rant and think it is wow

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  29. I'm on FB and IG
    Enjoy them a lot
    There are bloggers, too
    Who have nary a thought

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  30. I ussed to be on Facebook,
    Then I went and moved.
    When I tried to get back on,
    They said it was new and improved.

    I thought oh what the heck.
    I just stick to blogging.
    I#ve taken up walking,
    But refuse to do the jogging.

    Great post Pat.
    Yvonne.

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    1. haha a good way to be
      Who needs it at ones sea

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  31. Blogger is enough for me
    Although the creativity
    I can share on Instagram
    Kinds of shows just who I am

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    1. Lots to show
      With your photo's all aglow

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  32. I steer clear of twitter
    too nasty and too bitter!

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