Thursday, September 29, 2016

This Is Mine Tries To Align!

There is a lot of that here and there. It is mine at every lair. Now maybe if you are a cat you can work with that. Otherwise you may be shit out of luck. On luck though we pass that fake buck. Back to it though with a this is mine show.

This is mine.
All of it.
Don't be a feline.
Humans can't do that shit.

Deluded some?
Beats little old me.
A deluded bum,
Would suck for thee.

This is my land.
Yep, it's all mine.
I don't pay taxes by the grand,
But I have a property line.

This is my air.
Go get your own.
Don't breathe it at my lair.
I won't throw a dog a bone.

This is my car.
I own it, every bit.
It can drive me far.
I don't pay that insurance and DMV shit.

That is my thought.
I thought it first.
You stole the whole lot.
I hope you burst.

That is my ocean.
I bought the beach.
I own every motion.
Stay out of its reach.

That is my beach too.
Get off the sand.
No stepping on my giant loo.
Footprints just aren't grand.

This is my moon plot.
I bought it last night.
It will give you eye rot,
If you catch it in your sight.

This is my final line.
I'd like to see you steal that.
It is all mine.
Now go be a dingbat.

Wow, you humans really like to lay claim. Some of those things are rather lame. Did you ever claim the air? You may not want to tell my lair. Don't pay your property taxes and see how long you own that land. The government will sure make a stand. Unless Google gets a bad case of gas this is the blog of my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

67 comments:

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    1. Two in a row
      On with a glow!

      Hank

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    2. Good morning True
      Nice seeing you!

      Hank

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    3. Her you could see?
      A stalker wannabe? lol

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    4. Cat, can Hank actually see True? Do you reckon he's got a special app or so?

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    5. That he may
      Watching her on some display

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  2. This Is Mine Tries To Align!
    Not to touch and that's fine
    Mine own it is
    Make it a miss
    That shows some good signs

    Hank

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  3. This is my land
    I don't pay taxes by the grand...

    Well if you are the Trumpster that may be true :(

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    1. haha that it may
      As he hides it offshore at his bay

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  4. Hope they enjoy taking if with them to the grave.

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    1. Maybe they will find a way
      With all that pay

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  5. Loved the subject, very cleverly written.
    Yvonne.

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  6. People have a huge casket
    Like one enormous waste basket
    All lined with pockets
    For their important docats
    There they line up all the pith
    Who said you cannot take it with

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    1. haha that many surely do
      Which grave robbers just go whoa hoo

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  7. Sharing is caring!
    I take back that line.
    I wrote it; it's all mine.

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    1. All yours to keep
      No one can give it a peep

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  8. Funny how much regular human comments can seem like they came from a petulant 4 year old who says "mine!!" about everything when written out like this.

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    1. Yep, they can sure all come back to that
      Making them fall rather flat

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  9. Kids in a backseat have territory. My brother was always crossing the line. ( this was back before seat belts when you could roam). Ah the good old days. Ha

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    1. haha I had my side too
      But seatbelts had to come due

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  10. Seems like some did not learn how to share
    If they think everything is mine
    I don't want to be around people like that
    and for me that is just fine

    betty

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    1. Yep, with that we agree
      From those we flee

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  11. Oh yes, what's mine is mine...but mostly my sisters take mine!

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  12. The snowflakes... Every one you see
    All mine!!! They belong to me!!!

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    1. All made by you
      Yours indeed at your zoo

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  13. I've seen the offers to buy a star. I always thought that was a tad ridic., but I've never said tyhat aloud until now.

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    1. haha still haven't said it out loud
      You just typed it some proud

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  14. We bought my dad a star. Well, technically, we named it after him. He always hoped if there had to be a doomsday star, it would be his.

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    1. haha bring an end to all
      His name being the last call

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  15. orlin N cassie....sure az we iz typin thiz commint ewe can bet de werdz ...thiz iz mine......will never come outta R mouthz.... when talkin bout.... bass terd CHCKN ~~~~~~ ♥♥♥☺☺☺

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    1. That will pass you by
      As the chickens fly

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  16. I own Neptune, I bought the deed from a homeless man for five dollars

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    1. Damn, what a deal
      Any aliens there may squeal

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  17. I'm the owner of this and that/I keep the dough, you keep the hat! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Is the hat made of gold
      That one I'd hold

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  18. Who has a moon plot? I want a moon plot! lol....

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    1. Rich people actually do
      Good luck to you

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  19. Did you say shit
    At your pit?
    No, "Um.. spit"?
    Yes, people want it all and now too
    They can go sniff a blue suede shoe

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    1. I'll let it flow
      Maybe not a fluckity fluck flow
      That they do
      Mine, mine, now, now at each zoo

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  20. Did you say shit
    At your pit?
    No, "Um.. spit"?
    Yes, people want it all and now too
    They can go sniff a blue suede shoe

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  21. Was this the bright future he’d planned
    When he had the world to command
    What sage did he poll
    To reach wished for goal
    With remote control in his hand

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    1. Holding that clicker
      May not be good for the ticker

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  22. Reminds me of my friends that had to share a room growing up. They had tape lines all over the floor staking claim to their territory.

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    1. haha I had to share a room
      But never went all tape doom

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  23. I see this all the time ever since i was a kid. "That's my seat" on a schoolbus to "that's my seat" at the opera house. It never ends and it never will

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    1. Nope, keeps on a going
      With each showing

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  24. A final line
    can be so subline!

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  25. There's nothing like sharing a small bedroom and bed with a sister
    to get into "This is mine!" fights, mister!
    We could draw lines in the sand
    finer than any powerful land!

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    1. haha this is mine rules the day
      When sharing at ones bay

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  26. This is mine
    Don't touch a thing
    I protect it with
    Bells that ring

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