stupidity of black friday shopping rhyme
Humans are dumb. That's all you need, chum.
touch me boobie
Do you want yours to be felt or do you want to touch them as you have stuff below the belt?
my dog ate my booger
Protein I suppose. Wait! Were you picking your nose?
follow the nut
Does it roll away? Ice Age come to play?
Oh, those kind of nuts. I won't follow them or nuts attached to butts.
a little bit thick
Now you got me all gutter with your mind all a flutter.
pull my finger you over toned man
Umm err okay. Arnold came out to play?
why can't I type right today
Maybe your left went right and that screwed up your plight?
will there be toys in the
In the what? Don't leave me hanging like an un-snip snipped mutt.
my grandma says profanity
Mine does too. Who knew?
horses eat hay and cows
He needs new facts. Maybe Adam will do some horse acts.
ride the pony tail express
Long hair is fine. Chewed on my the feline.
in for a penny in for a donut
A cop joke? Use it and you may choke.
make a face and slap it
That would hurt a bit.I'll just watch you slap your stupid shit.
And the winner for fifty you all may find nifty. Or you may have to scrub your brain. At least there is no visual pain. I wouldn't do that to you. Plus, I don't want to search it out at my zoo.
Scrubbed dicks raw for cold cash
Hmm, is that a nifty trick for some lass? Ouch, is all I can say to that pass. Even if I am snip snip you will never ever get a scrubbing trip. Is cold cash better than luke warm cash? Either way mine takes a dash. Have you ever tried the above? Doesn't it scream love? Yeah, screams more like a psycho lass. If that is your thing, stay far far away from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.