Thursday, October 27, 2016

A Little Help To Make All Yelp!

We all love the word verification crap, right? What? Was that a no at your site? They make you do gifts and pick pics and the like. They sure don't want to take a hike. The cat will make it the best. I'll put captcha above the rest.

No more pics.
Don't be dicks.
That mix and match,
Is such a bad batch.

That word type thing,
Is so last spring.
And that each circled letter?
You can do so much better.

Only those shaded?
That sure has faded.
Time for the best.
I'll be the ultimate pest.

You have to draw.
Drawing is the law.
Draw the shape it declares.
That will get some swears.

Want to leave a comment here?
Come, step right up without fear.
But first you have to comment on the comment of the post you commented on.
Nope, this is not a con of a con of a con.

Still can't get a comment to stick?
Captcha is such a prick.
There are even better ways.
So have another hateful gaze.

It's a captcha quiz.
Answer questions about any biz.
From sports to movies to politic crap.
Answer wrong and away your comment will zap.

It's captcha pick a map.
It isn't for a sap.
You get a place and then have to pick it's spot.
Same named places could confuse a lot.

It's the captcha game.
It sure isn't lame.
Beat the computer at chess.
Have to win, no more, no less.

And the best is here.
Word verification that is clear.
All you have to do is pay money,
Then you can leave a comment that's funny.

Don't you like my word verification stuff? I know, you just can't get enough. Who doesn't want to draw just to leave a comment here? No one would run away in fear. Google should steal my ideas too. Then I can sue. Ready for my new word verification best pass? I hope you answer no to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

61 comments:

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    1. Two in a row
      Beginning to show!

      Hank

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    2. Good morning True
      How are you
      And where is Blue!

      Hank

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    3. Blue is snoring
      Or out exploring

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    4. Or searching for his blue shoe
      I think he needs some clues

      Miss Scarlet took it to the ballroom
      dancing under a candlestick
      Professor Plum looked rather glum
      So Colonel Mustard drew his revolver
      Mrs. Peacock ran to the conservatory
      Stealing a coveted blue suede shoe..
      Mrs. White would have none of that
      with a knife she cut the lights
      Mr Green made quite the scene
      Throwing a wrench at the wench
      Miss Scarlet would have none of this
      she rounded them up tied them with a rope
      dancing in the ballroom under candlelight
      It is said she liked to dance to the blues
      wearing one blue suede shoe...,

      Haha ok I have no clue where that came from..lmao






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    5. lol look at you go
      Quite the Clue show
      All from where is Blue
      And he one lost shoe

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    6. Blue was on the road
      Stuck like a blue toad
      With a pain in the back
      Sitting on a blue um... sack
      Dreaming about a snack

      Did you say dick?
      Rhymes with a chick on a stick
      Not an armadillo up a willow
      Or a panda
      On Amanda
      On a frog
      On a hog
      Not a log

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    7. Or a boat
      With a goat
      Ugg to the back
      Hate such an attack

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  2. A Little Help To Make All Yelp!
    Word verification all the crap
    It's a captcha
    Done a gotcha
    Allowing the face to be slapped

    Hank

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    1. Slap in the face
      With such an embrace

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  3. I haven't seen verification in a while
    but, when I do it does not bring a smile
    there will be less comments for you
    sorry, but that is indeed true...

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    1. Stupid blogger makes it come
      When you comment on 25 and then some

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  4. You can get around verification/by clicking on the "publish" button without hesitation! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Unfortunately, when you've visited around 25-30 Blogger blogs, it appears. You can't get around it anymore and it makes you pick all the store fronts. Or street numbers. Or all the squares containing a road sign. That one's the worst. I always miss it the first try...

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    2. lmao Alex is right
      Can't make it go out of sight
      When you comment too much
      To reach out and touch
      It MAKES you
      No ands ifs ors or buts come due

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  5. If I have to start drawing with my finger, we are all in for a treat.

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    1. haha some neat art
      Taken to captcha heart

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  6. Hate when that pops up on display
    Too many can ruin my day
    and make me slam my laptop shut
    and then cause me to get stuck
    in a non writing rut!

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    1. But you can still write
      Just don't visit any a site

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  7. Getting on certain blogs nakes too much work
    I'll leave it for some other jerk

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  8. I don't even leave the captcha on comments anymore.
    My comment still shows without going through that door!

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    1. Try commenting on 30 blogs or so
      Then you'll have to at your show

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  9. Its funny though A to Z
    There were lots of verifications to do
    Now I haven't seen them for months
    At my zoo

    Betty

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    1. If blog retorts are few
      They don't bother you

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  10. Every version is for the birds. The video captcha's kill me. Sometimes you have to wait 2 minutes and if you try to cheat and run it while you do something else on a different tab, it turns off.-_-

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    1. haha yep, they are a pain in the ass
      On them we take a pass

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  11. Haven't had one in a while but the ultimate arseache to be had!

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    1. That they are indeed
      When they take seed

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  12. I hardly ever encounter wv any more.

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    1. Comment on a ton
      And it is a force fed run

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  13. I've wondered if captcha really helps. I turned mine off long ago and so far, knock on wood- well actually laminated table top, I haven't had a spammer. Then I read my comments and would delete.

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    1. Yeah, there aren't many that do that
      As long as anonymous is turned off at one's mat
      But you'll get captcha at your sea
      If you comment as much as me

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  14. As though I don't have enough about which to think,
    Thinking about Captcha's really stinks.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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  15. Oh those captcha things are a pain in my furry butt!

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  16. I hate those things with a passion

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  17. This verifying rout
    would often make me shout
    Till computer helpped me out

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  18. When I see one of those thingies
    I wonder if I should do it.
    But, they sometimes drive me dingy
    so I just say, "Screw it."

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    1. Are they a thrill?
      Maybe after a blue pill?

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  19. That word verification is a pain
    What's the point? Nothing to gain.

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    1. Nope, just crap
      Wanting you to take a nap

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  20. Uhh Captcha. On the one end, I get it. I really do. But sometimes it's taxing when you can't identify what it's asking for.

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    1. Yeah, all the stupid sign crap
      Blow it off the map

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  21. You would think that with how far we've come in technology, they could find a better system than having us do that word verification shit. Nothing irritates me more than that!

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    1. You'd think they would
      Just making it more annoying in ones hood

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  22. Great words from you Pat. Loved the read.
    Yvonne.

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  23. Gosh, perhaps that's why
    Commenting has gone shy
    Visitors say no way
    To vericaaaaaa!!!

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  24. This was so funny it almost makes up for all of the word verification stuff out there. Almost.

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    1. Almost is key
      As WV sucks no matter what comes to be

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  25. I hate word verification....
    don't see as much of this anymore
    which is fine with me.

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    1. A few comments and it won't show
      Will with more though

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