Sunday, October 2, 2016

A Little Smart From A Fart?

Hey, gas can work too. Not what I was getting at though at my zoo. Don't let the title fool. There are plenty of those out there already who drool. Not talking about a mutt. They may like gas from a butt. On with it at my sea. It's a pretend to be smart spree.

Look at me.
I'm not dumb.
I have a big word spree.
Listen up chum.

I like sapiophiles best.
Don't look at me like that.
It proves you are like the rest,
Not getting it where you are at.

It doesn't hurt at all,
If they have callipygian too.
It shouldn't be too small.
Got you thinking at my zoo?

Too ebullient is a turn off though.
Could make the cat run.
So keep the ebullient show.
But still good to have fun.

I'll let you be as magnanimous.
Why do I want that?
I'm fine being pusillanimous.
It keeps me an alive cat.

I'm at the ready.
I'm perspicacious is all.
I can spit these out steady.
I'm so smart at my hall.

Although I don't want to nidificate.
That would be little fun.
It would be a bad fate.
The ebullient one may run.

If you get it in your head,
You know like a bug crawled in your ear,
To go all perfidiousness before bed,
You'll get my rhyming rear.

I know what they all mean.
I am simply just the best.
Don't shake your head at my screen.
My gasconading passes any test.

This has gone on long.
Maybe I'm boring you?
Did I come on too strong?
I'm just a sesquipedalian at my zoo.

Don't you love people who hear a big word and then use it and sound absurd? They try and act smart and add some big word art. Really they are all hot air, like a fart, and would be better off sucking on a pop tart. Do you try to fit big words in to up your smart class? Better not tell my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

52 comments:

  1. These words are too smart for me. Sometimes I need a dictionary when I come visit thee.

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    1. Sometimes I need one for myself
      Here at my shelf

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  2. Ah big words can make you sound pretentious and dumb, eh? Not that dumb and cat can be used in the same thought.

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    1. That they will
      Dumb as crap in the landfill

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  3. The worst ones attempt to use it online, but have no clue what the actual word was.

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    1. And they usually end up using it wrong too
      They really have no clue

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  4. Big words don't grow on a tree
    Look them up in a diction air eeee
    Big words don't mean one is the big cheese
    They flutter over heads just like a big breeze

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    1. They sure flutter away
      Even with a cheat rhyme on display lol

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  5. Had to get my dictionary out
    To fathom some of your words.
    I don't have that sort of volcabury,
    If I did it would be absurd.

    The poem was cleverly written,
    That I must say.
    But too many unheard words were too much,
    Especially on a Sunday.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Big words come and go
      Few are in the know
      Few need them as well
      Can just cause hell

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  6. If you don't know the big word, then don't use it.

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    1. That should be the way
      But many use away at their bay

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  7. Dang, smart from a fart would make my Dad a genius!

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    1. All from the wind of gas
      Upping every brain mass

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  8. I have a book blogger buddy that likes to use big words that no one else uses in her reviews. You can tell she's hoity toity nose stuck in the air, thinks she's better than most. ugh

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    1. haha and she's a buddy you say?
      Hoity toity would make us run away

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  9. If I knew the big word
    Could I create word art
    Would it cause a sparkly fart
    Or would it just sound absurd

    Haha sparkly farts - always makes me laugh
    Some big words are full of gas..

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    1. It may cause constipation
      To no ones elation
      So watch out for that
      Gas can become scat lol

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  10. I like to learn new words
    But only in their appropriate place
    Otherwise it can be a bit absurd
    And of poor taste.

    Betty

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    1. That it surely will sound
      When out of place they are found

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    1. The old latin farts
      Taking long ass words to hearts

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  12. Supercalifragiliciousexpialidocious..........sing it like Julie Andrews - her birthday is today 81

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    1. Maybe will get sung in the sequel too
      As that is coming due

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  13. Fart sounds are just very funny
    I wonder if a fart comes out of a bunny?
    I laugh when my hubby does a fart
    They are all unique and can wake me with a start!
    Oh, wait, this is about big words that idiots try to use
    They just take words and abuse
    The English language as much as they can.
    I rather stick with farts... And make use of a fan.

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    1. Yep, a much better way to go
      As in many variations the wind shall blow lol

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    1. That they do
      Guess more than a fart comes due

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  15. People try to sound smart
    Using words bigger than poptart
    To top it off, they use them wrong
    and should just go back to their bong.

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    1. That they surely should
      Would be nice if they would

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  16. I only knew a few
    of those big words you spew. haha.

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    1. So many there are
      Can carry quite far

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  17. I once was maestro of words
    the grandest that one ever heard
    some bordered the realms of absurd
    they earned me the tittle of nerd

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    1. The tittle of nerd you say?
      Did you get purple nurples all day?

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  18. For whatever reason, this turned into a rap in my head.

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    1. Rapped on through
      Hope it didn't scare you

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  19. I'm just a simple girl who prefers simple words. No need to put on the fancy talk when I'm around. I won't understand a word you are saying.

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    1. Yep, I'll surely run
      When so many are spun

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  20. I must admit that I have to look for some of the words in the dictionary. :P

    Thanks for this brain exercise.

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    1. Gave the brain a go
      Getting it in the know

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  21. I leave the big words to those who think they are so smart. I have a hard time with the little words so big ones are out for me.

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    1. haha toss them away
      And have a better day

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  22. Haha! I'm going to have to get my dictionary out for a couple of those!
    I'm not impressed by people who use big words to sound smarter,
    but I do find learning new big words fun!

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    1. Yeah learning can be fun
      But screw those acting smart to give them a run

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  23. Love learning new words
    But one has to judge
    When, where and how
    Or else they are sludge

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