Saturday, October 22, 2016

Forward And Back On The Attack!

The cat was browsing this and that, yeah that can be done by a cat, and the dumb ads popped up here and there. I ignore them without a care. But they do get a pffft out of me. Especially when some words I see.

Ads we've done.
Can be fun.
Full of fluff.
We know that stuff.

But do you look?
Look at the hook.
Hook or by crook.
A crook with a hook.

Not a Peter Pan villain.
Captain Hook is still chillin.
Maybe that was Once Upon a Time.
Look, I worked a plug into my chime.

Bad cat.
Can't have that.
Once is enough.
On with this stuff.

Got the hook?
Too many to give a look.
So I'll tell you.
No need to give a clue.

One step forward, two steps back.
That is this hook's attack.
But you don't see it coming.
Whoops, a clue wasn't supposed to come chumming.

Can a clue chum?
Beats my rhyming bum.
I'm asking you.
Is it true?

Hook or by crook.
Give this a look.
I'll move the rook.
Pawn on the hook.

CASH BACK!
This doesn't lack.
The best hook ever.
Aren't we clever?

Only spend 1000's on it,
And not only will it make you the shit,
You'll get CASH BACK too.
Isn't that too good to be true?

Pffft one step forward two steps back indeed. Fall for that hook at your feed? It's okay to give them tons of dough, you'll get CASH BACK you know. No other place gives you such a deal. Come and let out a squeal. Pffft to that hook says the singing bass. Can't hook him or my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

73 comments:

  1. NUMBER TWO!
    Where's my blue suede shoe?

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    1. Say ot ain't so
      At your show
      Hey, it's Saturday...
      Such a fun day!

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    2. My back's a mess
      But otherwise ok I guess :)

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    3. Back pain sucks ass
      Makes me rather crass

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  2. I don't mind ads that much, except the pop up kind. When they pop up, I pop out!

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    1. And attack
      X marks the spot at your shack

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  3. My oldest son joined a marketing firm, so ads I knew I'd never ever have on my sidebar are now there... egads. I ignore them and hope others will and wwn't too. lol Ignorning for the sake of coming back to my blog, and clicking for the sake of my son to generate some business, lol. Ah, the perils of being a parent. ;)

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    1. hahaha a flip flop love affair for ads now at your sea
      Such perils have to come to be

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  4. I dont like the ads
    But realize they need to be there
    To keep the sites free I use
    So that is how we will fare

    Betty

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    1. The serve a purpose in the end
      With their buy me trend

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  5. No ads hooking my site. I ignore them on other sites as well.

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    1. Ignore is the way to be
      When they go on a spree

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    2. A ninja could throw a star
      Then a bit of chop chop and put them in a jar

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    3. Bury then out back
      After his star jar attack

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    4. a ninja attack
      beware of ads at your shack...

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    5. A star to the head
      Oh the dread

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    6. Add some lead
      Or would that be cruel
      Making some drool?

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    7. Same may drool
      Others find it cool

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  6. The ads on my blog haven't generated any income in ages, but I've been too lazy to delete them!

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    1. haha just there
      So the walls don't look bare

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  7. I don't like adds on youtube, if i wont have skip option ;)

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    1. Yeah, those annoy
      As they play fully with their ploy

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  8. I dislike ads and don't have them on my blog. Pop-up ads annoy me more.

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    1. Pop ups are a pain
      I avoid such a blog lane

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  9. Okay, wow. This post was every bit as hilarious as Profanity Granny, available now from Pat Hatt via Amazon! You should check it out. Very, very funny stuff and the raunchy grandma is a riot.

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    1. Damn, our secret is out
      Do we get cash back for your shout?

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    2. haha Profanity Granny was hilarious....

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    3. ps - I was not paid to endorse this book, this comment was free...haha..ok just had to..now, I will leave

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  10. Ads in the middle of free tunes
    Oh the mood they ruin
    But it pays the bills
    For adele to trill


    Sing a happy song saturday

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  11. Turn them off, I say!/I do that almost every day/They say it's called ad sense/Well, if they had any, they would jump over to the other side of the fence! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. That they would
      Or land in the middle on sharp wood

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  12. Some things are too good to be true!
    ~Jess

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    1. That they would be
      When some ads you see

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  14. Replies
    1. Most if not all
      Sure can find a well and fall

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  15. That kiss that I thought to be free
    It turned out to carry a fee
    Just one more buffoon
    Who wasn’t immune
    Its price tag would soon include me

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    1. Sucked you in
      With a little sin

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    2. with sin
      he might grin...haha..ok, now I am really leaving

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  16. Cash back
    Time to hit the sack

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  17. The fastest way to get me to stop coming to a website are those damn pop-up ads. No,. I don't want to follow you on Facebook.. X out ad. No, I don't want to sign up for your email... X out ad. By this point, I close out the webpage and never return.

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    1. Yep, that is the way for me
      See you, when that crap comes to be

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  18. I see ads all over the place
    I don't need it shoved in my face.
    I do t need them on my blog
    My blog is for fun, not to be an ad hog

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  19. Forward & back on the attack
    Not progressing a bit slack
    By hook or crook
    Stumped by a cook
    Good food to avoid a sack

    Hank

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    1. Avoid away
      The display
      Easy to do
      Ignore the view

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  20. Forward & back on the attack
    Not progressing a bit slack
    By hook or crook
    Stumped by a cook
    Good food to avoid a sack

    Hank

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  21. Another good post to cheer my Sunday Pat.
    Yvonne.

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  22. Related ads can be fun
    for healthier engine gun/run.

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  23. Don't see the popups much anymore.
    They used to bother me galore!

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    1. Yeah, there are only a few
      Like sign up for my newsletter you

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