Friday, October 21, 2016

It May Scare You When You See That View!

The scary month is here. That you already know as in comes the fear. The cat will give you more fear today though. I don't even need zombie feet to show.


It's the no arm rest.
That passes the test.
It is scary to one and all.
Having no arm rest at your hall.


The sheet tear.
Making holes to spare.
That will scare everyone.
Holes by the ton.


The no eared cat.
How scary is that?
 Now I'll never hear you.
Don't have to pretend not to.


The sprinkler pose.
Oopsy, there it goes.
Don't go blaming the pet.
The sprinkler made you wet.


The cat butt hole.
Look at that stroll.
That is so scary to see.
I won't blame you if you flee.


The what is that?
So scary where you're at.
Could be a ghost over there.
Just look at that stare.


The germs on me.
On a cleaning spree.
You touched me before.
You now have germs galore.


The ball of doom.
Around it will zoom.
It will then pop out and smack you in the eye.
It's so scary you may cry.


The you can't reach me.
The what do I see?
The I'm gonna jump on your head.
Three scares in one may leave you dead.


And the cat hair in your bed.
That is so scary when said.
Look at that cat hair there.
 I've got plenty to spare.

Are you all scared now? I know you are somehow. No need to run and flee. It's only a little cat hair from me. I would never jump on your head. Pffft well maybe if you were lying in bed. Was that such a scary pass? Enjoy being scared of my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

58 comments:

  1. I like the no eared cat pose. Can't hear ya, can't see ya, just plain ignoring ya.

    Thoughts in Progress
    and MC Book Tours

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    1. Pretty much it
      As they don't give a umm spit

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  2. A no eared cat would be as weird as one with no fur. Sorry, those look like rats to me.

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    1. Yeah, they do look weird
      At least none have a santa beard

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  3. Cat hair is like dog fur
    The gift that keeps on giving
    But its a good thing to see
    Among the living.

    Betty

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  4. Cats like to scare
    That special pair
    They are a fright
    In deep of night
    So lend an ear
    Of them stay clear

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    1. Claw marks may show
      With eyes all aglow

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  5. Boo. Cat's eyes gleaming...possessed

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  6. Jumping on my head
    that would scare me
    as I scream causing dread
    cute pics at your sea

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    1. haha he's done it before
      Here at our shore

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  7. No scaring going on here. We live with all that stuff every day. Nothing like some mounds of cat hair.

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    1. They had to a home
      As around they roam

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  8. Scary felines indeed! Have a fun and safe Halloween.

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  9. well,,loo a little intimidating for sure

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    1. haha he loves it that way
      As all run from him on display

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  11. Dang, you could get sheet faced in a hurry!

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  12. HA! The joys of owning cats. No, wait... I mean the joy of BEING owned by cats. I've given up hope of ever leaving the house to go somewhere without having cat hair all over my clothes. Kinda like Chewbacca...

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    1. haha yeah, I just shrug and let it tag along
      Now no cat hair just seems wrong

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  13. I aint afraid of no furballs

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    1. Got a busting machine
      There at your scene

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  14. Cats are sneaky little SOB's! Always looking to pounce on an unsuspecting victim!

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    1. That they will do
      When one is in view

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  15. Cats don't scare me!
    Spare me.
    They may have a germ
    which would make me squirm
    but that's okay
    on an October day!

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    1. Any animals has those
      But human germs cause far more woes

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  16. Orlin and Cassie definitely need
    Halloween costumes for kitty treat greed!

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    1. They eat them though
      At least Orlin would I know

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  17. The cat butt hole was the scariest thing I've seen all day!

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    1. haha the cat wins the day
      Works for our bay

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  18. Aw, all theses gorgeous photos are making me miss my Corty. Only 2 days ago I threw out my much distressed couch from her years of claiming it.

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    1. Couch can take the brunt of it
      As they claim every little bit

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  19. Oh lucky you
    to have such a zoo
    within your view
    a chorus of mew

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  20. We have a trash can out back that we put cat hair in after brushing old Miss Prissy (aka Rue Paul). It got filled with rain water and is now to heavy to move or dump. Her hair gets everywhere - including my glass of wine and computer.

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    1. haha the glass of wine would be blah indeed
      But everywhere it sure takes seed

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  21. All the cat hair! Lovely cats. Just remember, those cat butts touch everything...

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    1. Yep, every thing they do
      as they jump around at ones zoo

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  22. FLEE I did but I'm back for just a while
    Look at you posing in style!

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    1. Posing away
      As you snored at your bay

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  23. You have captured the essence of cat culture. I've had many cats, but one at a time, and I've seen all those signposts which tell us felines think we are the pets.

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    1. Yep, they think we are the one who is owned
      As everything they wish is phoned

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  24. Love the different poses. The no eared one is my favorite for the season. :)
    ~Jess

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  25. Cats are not scary unless their claws are out
    Ripping into our couch or into our skin
    But they purr and head butt which makes us their kin.

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    1. Yep, just the teeth and the claws
      As they lay down the laws

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  26. The pics were awesome....so was the entire post.
    Yvonne.

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  27. Cat hair doesn't scare me.
    But you knew that already. ha.

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    1. haha yep, sure won't at your sea
      As much comes to be

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