Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Let The Complaining Start Raining!

The cat does it a time or fifty, and hey, it can be nifty. It gives me something to say most any old day. You humans make it easy as can be. But everyone sure does a lot of complaining from sea to sea.

Oh, poor poor me.
I don't have a PS3.
Hmmm don't they have four?
Bah, didn't rhyme on tour.

Poor poor me.
I'm on a pitiful spree.
My internet went out.
One hour out made me shout.

Poor poor me.
I had to walk for free.
I walked all through town.
My stupid car broke down.

Poor poor me.
No one liked my pic spree.
Facebook is out to get me.
I only typed "I had a big long pee."

Poor poor me.
I got a cold at my sea.
It lasted a week.
Wait, it was just a pimple on my cheek.

Poor poor you.
Whatever will you do?
You have a running loo,
And some ass wipe too.

Poor poor you.
Whatever will you do?
You have medicine for colds.
Even to fight back molds.

Poor poor you.
Whatever will you do?
You can connect and find all you want.
Don't have to wait weeks for even a taunt.

Poor poor you.
Whatever will you do?
You have a roof over your head.
The forest isn't your bed.

Poor poor you.
Whatever will you do?
You have running water.
No need to fight an otter.

Are you still complaining at your sea? Geez, can't be helped by even me. Time travel should be invented to send whiners back a 100 years or so. Then they wouldn't have a whining flow. Although they may screw things up in mass. I wouldn't want to become a never existed little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

74 comments:

  1. Let The Complaining Start Raining!
    The drain getting a good cleaning
    Poor poor you
    Lost your shoe?
    Pull up your socks start complaining

    Hank

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    1. Pull them up to find
      Beats a bare behind

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    1. Poor me, I'm rich
      Being Trump is a bitch!
      Poor me and my villainy
      Could my name be Hillary?

      That's all they have to say
      At the kitty cat bay
      On another Wednesday....
      Such a fun day!

      And a day is not a goat
      Or a chick in a moat
      Or a dog on the road
      Or a frigging toad
      Just so you know
      At your show!

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    2. What about a wino
      On a rhino?
      Maybe a dino
      With a wino?
      Poor poor me
      So confusing at my sea

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    3. It's Wednesday
      another debate on display
      count- down begins
      will anyone win??? (doubt it)
      we the people lose the most

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    4. Ugg rather watch paint dry
      As the two idiots come back to lie

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    5. One of the news channels is doing a countdown
      to the debate, I guess they are trying to create a media frenzy.. UGH.,

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    6. lol they harp on the thing day and night
      Pathetic if the two idiots weren't such a fright

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  3. We are far more blessed than we realize.

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    1. That we are indeed
      Rarely thinking on it at our feed

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  4. Oh poor pitiful me
    Golly, golly, golly gee
    I should complain, life often sucks
    But rain is only meant for ducks

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    1. What about the geese?
      For them does the rain cease

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  5. well I agree with Alex, Blessed we are! Nice lines Pat

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  6. We all have our blue days
    but, the rain will go away
    and hopefully bring sun-rays...
    Blessings come in many ways
    to all have a good-day

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    1. Many ways they do
      One only needs a clue

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  7. It could always be worse
    so no need to curse.

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    1. But it can be fun to curse
      As long as no swear jar taking dough from ones purse

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  8. There is always something to whine about, but the good things far out weigh the bad stuff.

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    1. That they do
      At least usually at every zoo

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  9. A bit of a complainer I can be
    Should be more grateful indeed
    Maybe this blog post of yours
    Will make me take more heed

    Betty

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    1. Can complain every now and then
      But then one just has to step back at their den

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  10. It seems that many of us never run out of complaints.

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    1. Nope, always something to say
      As we complain away

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  11. it is easy to complain at our zoo
    as long as we know we should just shut up and do

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    1. Yep, get it done
      End the complaining run

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  12. I know I moned about the heat in the summer but it goes from one extreme to another. But there are people worse off than us, for that we should be thankful.
    Clever poem.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Always a worse way to go
      At many a show

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  13. What's a PS3?
    If I had one,
    I'd complain even more at my sea.

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    1. It's so out of date
      Be like a 100 year old mate

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  14. Can I complain about the debate too?
    Can I whine about the candidates who
    Care for nothing but themselves but say
    Voting for them will make a better way?
    Can I grieve for wisdom lost
    And for the freedoms it will cost?

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    1. Not sure it will do any good
      As people are blind to it at their hood

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  15. We certainly do a lot of complaining and throw many pity parties.

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  16. I'm a glass half full kinda person. So I'd go rhyming rather than whining :-)

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    1. Rhyming is more fun
      I just fill the glass and run

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  17. Poor me! Can someone bring me chocolate for free?
    I'm still stuck with a PS2. I guess we live in the olden days in my zoo.

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    1. Stuck that far back
      Wow, you have it rough at your shack lol

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  18. Excellent reflection of this age of entitlement, Pat

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    1. Sadly, it came with ease
      As so many whine with the breeze

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  19. One hour without Internet is harsh. We recently went days because of the hurricane, but it was the only thing we lost, so it was OK! #perspective :)

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    1. Perspective wins the day
      Gave you more time to play

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  20. I never complain if nobody complains!

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    1. That can be hard to do
      Unless alone at your zoo

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  21. orlin N cassie...now that ewe men shun it, peepulz due do a lot oh bitchin dont they....they never heer uz animalz puttin up a fuzz

    ~~~~~~coz we iz smart enuff ta due it when they iz gone we guess !!!!!! ♥♥♥☺☺☺

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    1. haha what they don't know
      When out and about they go

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  22. Poor poor we
    who couldn't see
    that stripper's fee
    all our money

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    1. Took it all
      Had a ball
      A little peek
      A wallet leak

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  23. Oh, poor us!/It's raining with wind gusts/Or sun shines and it's too hot/Either way, we complain a lot! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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  24. A little self pity
    Oh let it be
    Easy to be free
    When it ain't me
    But tiresome as can be
    To listen at your sea
    You just want to be free.

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  25. Some people just like to complain,
    Whether there's sunshine, snow, or rain.

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  26. Let the complaining start raining? Sounds like my kind of party.


    www.ficklemillennial.wordpress.com

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  27. *softly plays the world's smallest violin*

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    1. Is it in tune
      Or sound like the banging of a spoon

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  28. I believe people wouldn't know what to do if they couldn't complain. I think they feel good when they can complain...how sad is that?

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    1. Yep, pathetic as can be
      Many people with their complain spree

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  29. There are always things to complain about
    either with a whimper or with a shout!

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    1. That there will be
      Complaints fly free

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