Friday, October 14, 2016

Let's Be A Pain And Train!

No boarding any trains today unless you are super far away. You have to buckle down at your sea. We have some training for thee. Did you just run away? I wouldn't blame you at my bay.

Look at you.
Lots came due.
You got a degree.
Well whoopi.

You used it before?
Systems galore?
Wow, that is impressive.
See? I'm being expressive.

Used it for a long time?
That sure isn't a crime.
I'm oh so impressed.
You might have guessed.

You already do it that way?
Come and have a sunny day.
You really must know.
And now away we go.

Chirp, chirp, chirp.
I'm a stupid twerp.
Chirp, chirp, chirp.
Or was that a slurp?

I think I saw drool.
Isn't this cool?
You can't beat this training.
Even if it is life draining.

Yep, you should train.
You have lots to gain.
Knowing all you know,
May make you eat crow.

You must get more training.
Whether sunny or raining.
Dish out those bucks.
Don't have any? Oh shucks.

Go get a loan.
Throw a dog a bone.
The training is needed.
It sure must be seeded.

Who cares about the rest.
Who cares if you passed the test.
Who cares if you know it all already.
This mundane training must be taken steady.

Pfffft to such crap. The cat flipped off this chap. Told him right where to go. As in down below. But oh it is good to keep up on training in things you already know. Especially when no changes to what you know show. Or no changes have come due what so ever. My, don't you want such a boring endeavor? Pfffft to pointless training once more. Are you a pointless trainer or trainee at your shore? They can stick their redundant crap in mass. So says my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall. 

74 comments:

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    1. A minute slow
      What do you know

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    2. I know I was late
      I'd better sit on a skate

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    3. That may be sharp
      Maybe use a tarp

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    4. Sit in a skate
      Yikes what a fate

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    5. Not if its the shoe side
      And the sharp part does hide

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  2. Replies
    1. That can be taken all wrong
      Angie will be after you before long

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    2. haha - I see you are going gutter
      Angie need not fear, as I am not near

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    3. haha gutter goes the cat
      Easy as that

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  3. Training, training, necks are craning
    Only to view the mighty insaning
    Show your work, it's only feigning
    By the boss, he is ordaining

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    1. Ordaining and a nut
      With his head so far up his butt

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  4. There's always more you need to know,
    So training may be a bore,
    Never be a know all in life.
    In knowledge there's always room for more.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Always room for more
      Except when it's an encore
      Then it is pointless crap
      Better off taking a nap

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  5. Most of the training at my work place is on things I already know.

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    1. Such a pain in the butt
      When they get in that rut

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  6. Pointless training, no. Valuable training, however, I'm all over. Have a great weekend.

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    1. The later is grand
      The rest can bite me at my land

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  7. I'm all about the cat training.
    Yes, it's a little draining.
    They have an attitude like you.
    It's impossible at my zoo.

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    1. haha impossible is the way
      Unless they are willing at your bay

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  8. Training can be okay
    A way to break up
    A mundane day

    Betty

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  9. snooze through the power point
    to stay employed at your joint
    snooze

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    1. Take a quick nap
      Then wake up and clap

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  10. Sometimes I train
    Before I get on the train
    Sometimes I train
    Instead of getting on the train
    And sometimes I'd rather ride the train
    Instead of train
    Because it's not always sane
    To ride a bike in the rain

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    1. Whole other kind
      Train out of a bind
      Spin the wheels up the hill
      Training fits the bill

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  11. Sometimes I feel like I'm too old to absorb anything new. But then...

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    1. But then you do
      New tricks come on through

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  12. For the most part, continuing ed is a big racket. My husband and two daughters both have to get credits in their respective fields every few years and only my husband's gets paid for by his company.

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    1. Yep, everything comes back to the dough in the end
      As to these stupid training things they take you and hit send

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  13. Let's Be A Pain And Train!
    Mindful though not to strain
    One is alert
    Not to exert
    Lots of goodness then to gain

    Hank

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  14. The only thing worse than useless training is a useless meeting. Especially mandatory ones that accomplish absolutely nothing other than to waste time.

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    1. Yep, they repeat the same old crap
      No matter where one is on the map

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  15. I still have to attend webinars for training
    even if it's raining.
    I've been at this job for over 25 years now
    If I don't know how to budget, then i need a good Pow!

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    1. haha some webinars are a joke
      More relevant info from a street corner bloke

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  16. Training for something you already know does seem quite pointless.

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  17. Another creative rhyme. Thanks for sharing! Have a fantastic weekend.

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    1. Hope yours is grand
      There in your land

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  18. I am always in training, I just never know for what!

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  19. I know something about you ! You never stop Pat and always have something new ;)

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    1. We sure don't stop at our bay
      Always something new to say

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  20. And I think this is amazing ! xoxoxo

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  21. I guess it's a good thing to learn something new each day.
    Otherwise, we'd live all out life in the same old way.

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  22. Training is good for the trainer! But I do enjoy both! :)

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    1. That is true
      They need to make $$ too

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  23. orlin N cassie.....noe shitz frum bullz heer two day;

    last yeer de food service gurl had ta take trainin at her place oh employ for like 6 monthz { it waz online but..... }

    sew afturr it waz all said... N done de program waz installed at other locationz.. guess what....

    ewe got it ~~~~~~~~~~

    now THATZ what we call a huge pile oh WASTE

    heerz two a pineapple fish kinda week oh end ~~~~~~~ ♥♥♥

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    1. haha a worthless waste of time
      Employers are such a crime

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  24. Always updating can get frustrating!

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    1. That it can do
      When the same old crap shines through

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  25. I always have sex on my brain
    And this makes me easy to train
    For I’m well rehearsed
    To put my wife first
    Or there it is cursed she’d refrain

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  26. I was trained to be #1

    by a drunk monkey

    it has not gone well

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    1. Backwards and upside down
      That will make one frown

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  27. Training and Meetings...two things in the work place that are way overused (and a lot of the time, useless). JMHO

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    1. Yep, useless as can be
      99% of the ones you see

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  28. Well, I have been to my share of seminars.
    and let us not forget those webinars...
    earn some ceu credits
    you can pay via debit..haha

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    1. haha bunch of crap
      As you sit and listen to few yap

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  29. I agree with Rosey. So much time and money wasted on pointless training and meetings. They can take them both and shove them where the sun don't shine as far as I'm concerned.

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    1. haha works for me
      Shove them and their fee

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  30. Hated training with a passion
    Unbelievable waste of time
    So glad I'm done with all that
    Useless grovel and grime

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  31. Many people need training
    but often they don't know it.
    Smiles.

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    1. haha that is true
      For way more than a few

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