Monday, October 10, 2016

Lost Your Luster In The Cluster?

So you no longer shine. That can't be divine. The cat is here to help you though. That fame is so precious to you, I know. You need that shine back. These will get you ahead of the pack.

Make a sex tape.
Maybe even wear a cape.
Yep, then spread it around.
Might impress many a hound.

Create a hoax.
You can fool many folks.
It is easy to do.
There are quite a few.

Did I hear a yelp?
Okay, I'll help.
A hoax can be simple.
Like popping a pimple.

Blue blood came out of you.
Wow, that will impress a few.
You unearthed a 1000 year old cell phone.
It even has a dial tone.

You heard a voice in a tree.
That is just woweee.
Now it is your turn.
Be hands on so you can learn.

Did you get one?
What was that run?
Your food got eaten?
Hmm, your luster may stay beaten.

We'll skip the hoax.
You just can't coax.
But never fear one bit.
There is more than that shit.

Say God spoke to you.
That will fool quite a few.
You may even become a saint.
Your luster will be shiny paint.

Say aliens abducted you.
Nuts everywhere will turn blue.
They'll ask you all kinds of things.
You'll be probed like kings.

Say you are really a famous dead girl or guy.
That may be a tough lie.
But if you can make it fly,
You'll be upon high.

Ready to get your luster back? Do you need it at your shack? I think I'll stay whelmed at my sea. A much better way to be. Of course if you are that hard up there is a better way. Just join the Hollywood mainstay. Remake, redo, repeat an old thing. Poof! You'll be a tacky king. Now that the cat has helped you get back your class I'll go pass some gas out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

80 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Zod spoke to me
      Not the reboot at my sea

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    2. So you are the gatekeeper?
      A little blue creeper

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    3. Oh God, with George Burns
      did it bring in a lot of returns

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    4. How did we get to him?
      18 Again on a whim?

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    5. There you go
      Time travel
      at your show

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    6. Technically more of a body swap
      An in and out plop

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  2. Young and new
    or tried and true,
    always ways
    to invent you

    Mornin' Cat :)

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    1. That there is
      With the invent biz
      Twist and turn
      Feel the burn

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  3. Seems the quickest way to fifteen minutes of fame is to do something really, really dumb.

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    1. Seems to always be the way
      Dumb rules the day

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  4. Your luster sparkles with a bubble
    Gonna get you in a lot of trouble
    You'll be the one we all will know
    Like Santa then say, ho, ho, ho

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    1. All in the know
      You may sure crow
      With a twinkle in your eye
      Whoops, you may die

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  5. I want some pizza at my shack
    but then the weight will get sacked
    I wish I was born skinny
    then I could wear the skirts so mini!!!


    I tried ;)

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    1. haha it sure worked
      As the cat smirked

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  6. 15 minutes to fame
    try swallowing flame
    might get burned with that game
    just to light up your name

    Happy Thanksgiving Pat!

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    1. Lit up in lights
      From causing frights
      Scary as can be
      But fame, whooppeee

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  7. Dont want 15 minutes of fame here
    Rather live in quiet ease
    Less trouble that way
    And lots more peace

    Betty

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    1. Yep, a much better way
      Screw the fame, just give pay haha

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  8. I've been seeing mattress commercials with Morgan Fairchild and Erik Estrada! Lol, they are making a comeback!

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    1. lol all I can say is woweeeeee
      Mattress commercials will soon have them where all can see

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  9. Lost Your Luster In The Cluster?
    To get your resources to muster
    Losing your shine
    And all too divine
    Make an impact all that matters

    Hank

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    1. That is what matters in the end
      Not the 15 min trend

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  10. There seem to be a lot of ways to get famous fast or to be in the spotlight for 15 minutes. I will leave that to others. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. A good way to be
      Let them do it at their sea

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  11. no luster here. Keeping it classy

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  12. I'm with DMS above. I'll leave that to the morons on shows like Jerry Springer.

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    1. Yeah they can keep that
      Who needs such scat

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  13. I flitter on Twitter,
    And swogger on Blogger.
    I'm on LinkedIn
    But don't sink in.
    That Facebook place
    Barely knows my face.
    But that's okay--
    I still get my say
    And though few people hear,
    I'm still filled with cheer.
    Hey, hand me a beer--
    You're such a dear.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. Got in on them all
      Even if one does stall
      The other does show
      Another damned if I know
      And all of it works
      A beer for perks

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  14. It takes all my muster
    To show some lustre.
    Maybe I'll dress up like a scary clown
    I'll be all in brown.
    I'll just stand there ..
    Boring all who stare

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    1. Could get thrown in jail
      Should such and endeavor set sail

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  15. Just be true to yourself, I say.
    You will shine in your own way.

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  16. I'll wear a cape and pretend I'm Supergirl, but that's all I'll do.

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  17. I think I'll pass on the sex tape, but a good hoax might brighten me up a bit.

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    1. A hoax can be played
      Might never fade

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    1. Not going to muster
      Up that old luster

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  19. In 10 years, when we reveal that we're really just Andy Kaufman with a mental disorder, people are going to go nuts. Some might say the sex tape is unnecessary, but I feel like it really adds to the experience.

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    1. It real gives one a bang for their buck
      Hopefully that pun didn't suck

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  20. At least my fur still has its luster!

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    1. There you go
      shiny as under the bed you stoop low

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  21. I don't need luster. I already sparkle on my own, LOL! Have a good one!

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  22. You reminded me of that eagle vid going around with the bigfoot in the background. Did someone already do that hoax with a gorilla suit?

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    1. That hoax has been done to death
      I think bigfoot is outta breath

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  23. I lust for chocolate
    til I get sick
    I lust for a man
    with a nice sized
    ...wallet.

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    1. I'm just gonna call it
      She didn't mean wallet

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  24. I never say it
    But when people tell me Jesus told them something
    I always think
    They have medicine for that.

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    1. May need to book a rubber room
      Or a whack in the head with a broom

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  25. orlin N cassie.....in view oh all de polly tix bull shitz goin on heer; we think even ale ee endz landin will fly de hell bak ta wear they came frum.......be jezez ~~~~~~~~~~ ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. haha fly far far far away
      With that on display

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  26. The best looking guy in the place
    That’s why me the girls all did chase
    My moment of power
    Would quickly turn sour
    As from lady’s shower I’d race

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    1. Run away in fear
      were the signs not clear?

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  27. Make a sex tape or say aliens abducted you and probed..yeah, I think I'll pass on all that. lol

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    1. lol either may be a win
      Which one is more of a sin?

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  28. I think I'll stick with the sparkle my snowflakes give
    Because that's a really cool way to live

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  29. Luster you say, fortune and fame
    Me, I would rather nobody knew my real name
    A quiet life of being obscure
    That for me would be the best cure.

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    1. That works for me
      I'll still take the $$ at my sea

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  30. Create a hoax, a lie and cry wolf, I say ~

    Have a good week Pat ~

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    1. Easy as can be
      Hope a good week is had by thee

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  31. I ain't chasing after the shine.
    We are all going to die down the line.
    Nobody will remember my name.
    I don't need the fame.
    Live life and shine in my own way.
    That's the way to live each day.

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    1. That's how you roll
      A fine daily goal

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  32. I continually shine
    I am the brightest star
    I am uber famous
    Can I sell you a car?

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    1. For a penny maybe
      Otherwise out of the price range of me

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  33. Hope you had a happy Thanksgiving Day
    we celebrate in a month here at MY bay
    but good wishes heading your way.

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    1. We get it over and done
      Works under our sun

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