Flip Flap. Clip Clap!
a little bit thick
Thick in the head? Or those at club med?
my mouse played piano
That is a skill. Did chopsticks fit the bill?
closet sex is appealing
Until a hanger pokes out your eye then things may not be so spry.
appealing grunt work
No such thing. Unless you are referring to a fling.
movies that got remade
Easier to make a list of ones that did not. Hollywood has brain rot.
kangaroo poop big?
Do I look like a kangaroo? Go ask Blue and his shoe.
snow days r us
You can make it snow? Pffft go eat a crow.
boom boom weiners
Do I even want to know? Oscar Mayer have a new foe?
glass in my ass
That has to sting. See a doctor at your wing.
on a merry go round of life sucks
Get off the merry go round. Maybe a swing will be found.
how many berries are in my ear
Too many I fear. But I won't shed a tear.
That like written writing? My, such a sighting.
cats are taking over my brain
I think not. Up there there is too much rot.
And the winner this time sure liked to rhyme. I guess that isn't a crime. Unless they are a mime. Although a crime is their chime. I'll let them deal with the grime.
laughing as I rol n shit my pants ants
So they are talking to ants about shitting in their pants? Woweee, that has to impress those ants. Or maybe not. Could make noses everywhere rot. I hope that wasn't typed by any of you. That would just be scary to come due. I'd rather go talk to the singing bass. He is much more interesting to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.