Thursday, October 20, 2016

Round Fifty One Continues The Scary Fun?

Can it really be fun when such nuts find me? Bah, gives me a post at my sea. I guess it can't be all bad, even if such nuts below are mad. Mad as in they need to be locked in the looney bin. I'm sure some would consider that a win.

Chip Chap

Flip Flap. Clip Clap!

a little bit thick

Thick in the head? Or those at club med?

my mouse played piano

That is a skill. Did chopsticks fit the bill?

closet sex is appealing

Until a hanger pokes out your eye then things may not be so spry.

appealing grunt work

No such thing. Unless you are referring to a fling.

movies that got remade 

Easier to make a list of ones that did not. Hollywood has brain rot.

kangaroo poop big?

Do I look like a kangaroo? Go ask Blue and his shoe.

snow days r us

You can make it snow? Pffft go eat a crow.

boom boom weiners

Do I even want to know? Oscar Mayer have a new foe?

glass in my ass

That has to sting. See a doctor at your wing.

on a merry go round of life sucks

Get off the merry go round. Maybe a swing will be found.

how many berries are in my ear

Too many I fear. But I won't shed a tear.

googling google

That like written writing? My, such a sighting.

cats are taking over my brain

I think not. Up there there is too much rot.

And the winner this time sure liked to rhyme. I guess that isn't a crime. Unless they are a mime. Although a crime is their chime. I'll let them deal with the grime.

laughing as I rol n shit my pants ants

So they are talking to ants about shitting in their pants? Woweee, that has to impress those ants. Or maybe not. Could make noses everywhere rot. I hope that wasn't typed by any of you. That would just be scary to come due. I'd rather go talk to the singing bass. He is much more interesting to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

63 comments:

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    1. Congrats Alex
      On your successful attack!

      Hank

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    2. I was running late this morning and checked right before I went out the door. Lucky shot!

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    3. The cat made you a little more late
      As 1 was your fate

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  2. Great read Pat.....though I'm not quite ready for the Lonney Bin just yet.....see you there....lol.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Get a rubber room
      That sure won't cause gloom

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    2. Ohh but they do.
      The white room that is.
      Straight jackets illegal.
      Still, gives the mind a quiz.

      Que the restraints!

      Tackle the out of control seagul.

      You never know the feeling until you're there.
      Visitors stare, patients scare.
      ....but I never gave a care.

      I'm so used to it.
      I'm the one stuck.

      Group! Time to sit.

      Discharge me today you fuq.

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    3. haha damn, been through it all
      A white room like some stall
      Fuq I'd sure say
      More than once at such a bay

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  3. If there was a Snow Days R Us, I'd order a few of those for sure.

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    1. You can keep them all
      There at your hall

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    2. I want some, too!
      At my zoo!
      Don't hog them all!
      Just don't make too much work stall!

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    3. Work may stall
      If you take it all

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  4. Snow Days R Us - might be a good ski lodge slogan
    as they get a coating of that white stuff, if not
    they can make some fluff..come one come all..just
    hope you don't fall...

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    1. Fall in the snow
      A sledding you go
      Except you're the sled
      Watch your head

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    2. Oh the dread
      I'll stay in bed

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  5. I don't think I would like to meet
    These that do these searches here
    Always a bit crazy and crass
    And definitely a bit weird.

    Betty

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    1. Weird as can be
      They surely are at their search sea

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  6. You do attract the crazies
    and their intent is not hazy.
    Snow days are fun
    once winter has begun!

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    1. Snow days are best
      In the west!

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    2. If they cancel school
      They are cool
      Since no school any more
      Pfffft to it at my shore

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  7. Round Fifty One Continues The Scary Fun?
    They are looking around to entrap someone
    All the crazies
    Going all angry
    Shitting in their pants and all on the run

    Hank

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    1. That they do
      May smell and turn one blue

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  8. The nuts are nifty
    At round one plus fifty
    They follow you around
    Just like a merry-go-round

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    1. Round and round they go
      With their weirdo flow

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  9. Berries in the ear?
    Have no fear
    Pussy(cats) in the brain
    Now that's when I'd complain.

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    1. Cats in the brain
      Could cause much pain

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  10. I just don't know what to say
    about the scary shits ant's pants or come what may.
    Closet sex is just weird along with berries in the ear
    too many crazies I fear

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    1. Crazies have their way
      With berries on display

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  11. somehow that all makes sense in this crazy world

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    1. Glad it does to you
      As the crazies come in view

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  12. I have to agree with Joanne. Somehow it does make sense (and that's a little scary). :)

    Thoughts in Progress
    and MC Book Tours

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    1. Scary it can be
      The nuts that fine me

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  13. I'm sure glad I don't wear pants!

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  14. "Get off the merry go round. Maybe you'll find a swing"
    I love that.

    A merry go round however, is harder to jump off of than a swing. I'd assume it's going round fast, because it's ones personal living hell.

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    1. Would be hard the faster it spun
      Sticking the landing would be no fun

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  15. Yikes at the list...people are not just caring what they write...the last one is sure funny ~

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    1. Nope, not one bit
      As they think then type it

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  16. LOL good grief, some people's search history would make a therapist crazy.

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    1. Need to give themselves pills
      Unless they found it thrills

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  17. Berries in the ear....that's a new one;)

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  18. Bring on the ants
    and their shitty little rants.

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    1. Let them march two by two
      Right into the loo

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  19. orlin N cassie....talkin bout.... ah shitz...

    that waz spozed ta bee kept sekrit; de hole: catz takin over everee onez brainz......wunder who spilled de beanz ~~~

    we bee out til monday sew heerz two a deep sea smelt kinda week oh end ~~~~~~~~ ♥♥♥♥♥

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    1. Guess the secret is out
      Must have been an escaped trout

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  20. In the closet gets an all new meaning

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    1. Can go many a way
      With nuts on display

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    1. To each their own
      As they moan and groan

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  22. The echoes that come from that dome
    That place where nobody’s at home
    Where grass share the plain
    With dust flown from Maine
    This space where a brain used to roam

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    1. Out to pasture it went
      Maybe pitched a tent

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  23. Berries in my ear reminds me of my daughter. She swears she has a piece of rubber stuck in her ear from the school playground from 5 years ago! Funny, she's been to the doctor and had her ears look in many time since then and he has never seen any rubber in there. But still, she insists it's there lol

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    1. lmao maybe it fell out and she never knew
      Or could be hidden away without a clue

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  24. So many nuts in the world today
    and what a struggle to keep them away.

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  25. Hmmm... you never know what is being searched and why...
    ~Jess

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    1. Nope, not one bit
      As some are strange because of it

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