Friday, October 7, 2016

The I Will Climbs A Hill!

The I will sure gets thrown around a lot. You humans have to be incorrectly taught. I will should mean that you will do something. Is that a familiar ring? Unless you are willing stuff when dead. But that isn't what is said.

I will.
I won't.
Like a mill,
Do and don't.

In comes the I.
Out goes the will.
Whoops, I's not spry.
Will fits no bill.

Get it yet?
You will.
That's a bet.
Might end up nil.

I will, insert threat.
Nadda comes due.
You can sit and fret.
Still no threat to you.

I will, insert task.
Roll your eyes a bit.
Again you ask.
They didn't do shit.

I will, insert goal.
Nothing takes hold.
The goal is coal.
My, will gets cold.

The cold shoulder?
Is that a thing?
I'll let that smolder.
Will you give that a ring?

I will, insert kiss ass remark.
When away, yeah right.
Less bite, all pucker up bark.
Like a butt sniffer in the night.

I will, insert the repeat.
Let's say it twice or more.
The repeat is neat.
Still no will on the encore.

I will.
I won't.
Just chill.
Do is don't.

Are you an I will? Do you I will then don't for a thrill? Has the meaning gone to pot? Three questions sure is a lot. The cat will ask more next time. I will do it in rhyme. That you can be sure with each pass. I will always be a little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

65 comments:

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    1. Perfect 10 in a row
      Slowly in with the flow!

      Hank

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    1. Haha well played Hank
      Good morning!

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    2. My gosh, True
      It is you!
      Good morning Ma'am
      Nice sharing with a friend!

      Hank

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    3. A nice share
      3 way at my lair

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    1. Dang that was close!

      Betty

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    2. Betty too!
      Nice seeing you!

      Hank

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    3. Good morning Betty!
      I have good company today!

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    4. haha insomnia failed
      As by seconds you trailed

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  4. I will be quicker next time
    To try to be #1
    No time to rhyme
    Back to sleep

    Betty

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    1. A nap is needed
      When sleep deprived is seeded

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  5. The I Will Climbs A Hill!
    Yes, I will ride the spill
    Insert a goal
    Tightly hold
    All the frills and thrills

    Hank

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    1. Frills and thrills
      That cost some bills

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  6. I will do it, yes I will
    A birdie on my window sill
    I will do it to the bitter core
    When you leave don't slam the door

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    1. And if you slam
      A finger you jam
      Oh the shame
      Language not shame

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  7. Sometimes I don't
    Sometimes I won't
    depends on the thrill
    hey, maybe I will...

    haha - have a good day at your bay
    It's fall stand tall

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    1. If a good thrill
      Can bring the I will
      Or the I will meaning won't
      Do sure can be don't

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  8. There are some days when mostly I won't!

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    1. The better way
      At the end of the day

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  10. In Philly talk "I'm gonna take care of it". My husband's Texas talk "He's fixin' to"
    Either way it might not get done.
    !!
    Happy Fall Friday

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    1. Either way may go bust
      In such sayings one can't trust

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  11. Sounds like some employees I know
    "I will" but then "I gotta go!"

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    1. And leave you holding the bag
      What a drag

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  12. I usually say, 'you better watch out!'
    Could make you pout. ha.

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    1. Watch out you say
      You going to come at one in the way

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  13. "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions."

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    1. Maybe comes to be
      And then a we'll see

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  15. Some days my wills a won't. I suppose those are good Netflix days.

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  16. I try to say "I will"
    If I might not.
    If I can't pay the bill
    Then I'll give what I've got.
    And if I've got nothing
    Then I might say "I won't"
    Which might leave some huffing,
    "Then go ahead, don't!"

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. Or may lead to another
      As they say, "oh brother"
      And cut the power
      You'll pay in an hour

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  17. Sometimes life is like climbimg a hill, but not to moan many are worse off.
    Enjoy your week-end.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Many more worse off indeed
      At many a feed

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  18. I will be the best Pokemon master

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  19. I have often said "I will"
    but have it? Nope, I was still.
    Nadda, nuttin, no movement at all
    I hang my head in shame at my hall.

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    1. Such a shame
      First step to the game
      Is sure to admit
      Then just do it

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  20. "I shall" gives me a little more latitude. "I will" is so confining, and I usually find a way around it! LOL Have a good one under your sun!

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    1. haha a mix and match
      With a word batch

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  21. I like Mama Zens....I will...maybe:) Heh heh
    Have a great weekend, Pat.

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    1. haha maybe comes due
      Hope you have a good one too

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  22. For exercise I thought I’d hike
    Or maybe a ride on my bike
    But while my brain tried
    To walk or to ride
    My rear end decided to strike

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    1. Stayed glued to the chair
      Maybe even bare

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  23. Some days I will, some days I won't. It all depends on my mood (and the weather). :)
    ~Jess

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    1. The weather can get in the way
      Especially with snow on display

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  24. Depends on the will. I will travel, eat chocolate, sleep in. I say I will clean the kitchen, do the dishes, exercise, but those last few seem to never get done.

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    1. Or at least close to never
      As once in a while you have to do such an endeavor

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  25. I never say I will 'cause I know I won't
    But that I won't I know I will...
    It's so confusing.

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  26. Ha, this post has my mind whirring
    but at least my words are not slurring!

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  27. I will take a break
    And read this post throughout
    I will return to my task
    But my face will have a pout

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