Monday, October 31, 2016

The Plot Of The Scary Thought!

So today is the big day. The day Halloween Nazi waits for all year at her bay. She stretches it into a month or so though. That is why she is the Halloween Nazi at her show. Back to the scary kick as we go on another run some slick.

Scary thrown around,
From hay to killer hound.
Godzilla comes to play.
But all crazy at ones bay.

Make believe they are.
Killer hounds could wait in the car.
But rabies is a thing,
Still probably won't feel that fling.

Like the thoughts in your head.
They'll be there until your dead.
Some voices may too,
If you are like my zoo.

Scary they can go,
As you dig down below.
For you make them up.
Just like that Chihuahua being a killer pup.

Oh, this may occur.
Oh no, I'm covered in fur.
I believe that's called a hairy back.
Won't give you a heart attack.

Oh, what if this comes to be?
I may drown in the sea.
I don't even own a boat.
But I could get one that won't float.

Oh, what if the place burns down.
It could take me and the whole town.
I could kill one and all,
Thanks to a spark in my hall.

Oh, what if the plane crashes?
That may give me more than rashes.
I may be blown to bits,
That sure is the pits.

Oh, what if that was poison I drank?
Oh, what if someone put a bomb in my gas tank?
What if the ceiling caves in?
What if killer birds take my eyes for a spin?

Can go on all day.
Scary thoughts can play.
But in most cases make believe they are,
As they will most likely never happen at your sand bar.

Sure, a plane could crash and aliens could drop off a giant killer fire breathing monster that turns all to ash. But will it come to be? Probably not at any sea. More likely to croak from the stress or thinking more and not less. Are the scary thoughts up there? Do they haunt your lair? Need to give them a one way pass. That works for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

75 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. It is now 3 in a row
      Surprisingly nice flow

      Hank

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    2. Morning, Hank!
      The one and only... Poetry Tank!
      Yes, sir!

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    3. Good Morning Hank
      Good Morning Blue

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    4. Good morning True
      Good morning Blue
      Nice for the thought too!

      Hank

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    5. Morning all
      Hank's having a ball

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  2. NUMBER TWO!!!!

    HELLO CAT!
    Is it scary at your mat?
    No scary humper at your scene
    If you know what I mean?
    Why don't you dress up as Blue
    Or Scooby Doo?
    That'll do the trick
    You'll be getting all that candy at your stick!
    Just some advice from the grump
    Unless you like Hillary and Trump haha!
    Hey, it's Monday...
    Such a fun day
    As it's a day off at my sea
    Scooby Dooweeeeee!

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    1. Enjoy your day off Blue
      I wish I had one too!

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    2. A day to snore
      No need to explore
      Rest and relax
      Don't even pay tax
      Humpers don't scare here
      As none are near

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  3. Yes Pat, all the scary thoughts and actions occur tonight, Have a great time.
    Yvonne.

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  4. Tonight, the scariest night
    some ghosts may cause fright
    think I'll sleep with a light
    waiting for a dragon in flight

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    1. Lights on at your sea
      Aww poor little scared thee lol

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    2. Lol well you have to know my world
      The light will go out as spooks run about

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    3. Spooks can be fun
      As around they run

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  5. The Plot Of The Scary Thought!
    Some things just can't be bought
    And even scary as it is
    Something's got to give
    For which they would have fought

    Hank

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    1. Something will give way
      But could surely go astray

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  6. Oh what a time for the imagination to go wild. Happy Halloween.

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    1. That it can go
      As a lot sure does flow

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  7. well, Halloween is scary right?
    nice flowing line, wish they were mine

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    1. Out they flow
      Non really a scary show

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  8. Proof that real life is scarier than any monster we could make up.

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    1. Yep, much more scary crap out there
      That the monster under the chair

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  9. Halloween I used to like
    Way back when I was a tyke
    If at my door, with bag you show-up
    Advice I'll offer you, 'just grow up.'

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    1. haha grow up or try
      They may poke you in the eye

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  10. Do any trick or treaters come to your door?
    Do they beg for treats from floor to floor?

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    1. Nope, not a one
      The cat finds that fun

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  11. Only scary thing about today
    Is it is already Monday
    Weekend went to fast here
    Not even time for a beer

    Betty

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  12. If we let them, scary thoughts can take over our lives. That's why I try not to think too much about the US presidential election. Can we borrow your prime minister? ;)

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    1. haha he's all flash though
      But beats those down below

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  13. actually the truly scary day is next Tuesday - Election Day
    Boo at your zoo........have a good Monday Halloween

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    1. Yeah, you can keep that
      With 2 candidates full of scat

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  14. I love Halloween and celebrate it all month, so I guess that makes me a Halloween Nazi. :P

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    1. haha that makes two
      In the blogland crew

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  15. So over Halloween, diabetes is a pain!

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    1. Diabetes can do that
      Makes it fall flat

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  16. Love being scared. That way I'm sure I'm still breathing. Here's to Tricks and Treats galore.

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  17. Psh, maybe that's why this stuff never scares me; I think it's scarier to have to live through all of the crap we're being hit with now.

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    1. Yep, it is way scarier than this stuff
      Halloween is all fluff

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  18. Time to be wary
    in case the day gets a little scary!

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    1. That one may have to
      Never know what will boo

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  19. Happy Halloween! Keep the cauldron boiling.

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  20. Killer clowns from outer space
    Killer clowns attack your face
    Killer clowns don't mean to scare
    Trick or treat with clowns, if you dare.

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    1. A killer clown
      Leave something brown
      Don't touch
      Or smell much

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  21. I will be scaring the little kids at my door in a bit. Should be fun though I don't have any fur nor costume. ha..ha.. Happy Halloween.

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    1. haha scare away
      Always fun to have some Halloween play

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  22. Halloween was so much more fun when I was a child. We used to go out for hours, until ten or eleven! And we never looked through our candy to see if it had been tampered with.

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    1. Yeah, so much easier not to have to look
      Mainly for kids any way in my book

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  23. Great write, for Halloween's fright

    The man had a weird dream one night
    Where cats talked to birds while in flight
    And even a frog
    Could speak to a hog
    To which the man’s dog said yeah right

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    1. The dog was in the know
      Heard it from a crow

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  24. This year
    I fear
    With the election near
    Halloween will shed a tear
    Cuz nothin's as scary, Dear,
    As the candidates we have here

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    1. Haha nope
      Each a dope
      Scary as can be
      There at your sea

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  25. Is there a Halloween Nazi?
    Does she has a posse?
    Is she a witch?
    Might cast a spell of an itch!

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    1. That she may
      She's out to cause dismay

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  26. I'd say you are neurotic and psychotic, but then you already knew that.

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  27. orlin N cassie, de internetz a bass terd two day....if we waz any later in gettin heer it wood be howl oh ween 17..... happee day two all ❤️❤️❤️

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    1. A whole year
      Now that would be something to fear

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  28. Halloween used to be so much fun.
    We went out at night afraid of no one.
    We ate the candy that was oh so sweet.
    Because we seldom had such a treat.
    Happy Halloween, Pat.

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    1. Yeah, it used to be good
      Now gotten all crazy at ones hood

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  29. Halloween is definitely not a day. It's Halloween month around here! My niece was freaked out because a stray black cat was hanging around her yard today, but nothing bad came her way.

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    1. hahaha hocus pocus of the cat
      Nothing does come of that

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  30. No scary thoughts
    more the ghosts
    of everyday posts
    come and leave
    who would believe...

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    1. Every day
      On display
      Showing the past
      A ghostly blast

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  31. I watched the latest Godzilla movie.....what I could see! It was so dark most of the time that I found it silly especially the ending. I'm waiting for the monsters next Tuesday battle it out.

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    1. Those monsters are worse
      Yeah, it was meh as darkness was a curse

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