Tuesday, October 4, 2016

What A View Charged To You!

The cat has no good view, just a parking lot at our zoo. Two buildings as well. Most would consider that not swell. But there is still a view. A view to view and review. Can that be true? Here is a clue.

What a view.
Charged to you.
A view of the shore.
$1000 more.

No view there.
Renter beware.
$1000 less.
Brick wall I guess?

A lake view.
$1000 more to you.
What? It's a cow pond?
Pffft just look a little beyond.

A mountain view.
Maybe there's two.
So $2000 more.
Double the encore.

What? You want to buy?
No problem, guy.
Come and step right up.
Fill my tin cup.

A view of the river.
You won't shiver.
Maybe at the price.
$100,000 more doesn't entice?

Who cares about flooding.
You can go umm mudding.
Yeah, that is right.
Isn't that a pretty sight?

A view of a mountain top.
That sure isn't a flop.
$200,000 more we're asking.
What? Nothing we are masking.

An avalanche you say?
Pffft not gonna happen, okay?
Don't worry about any of that.
The view is truly where it is at.

There is no view there.
No view to spare.
It's just a road, parking lot or brick wall.
You can't view that at all.

Hmm do people go blind with a parking lot in view? I can say that really isn't true. I guess it just isn't a $200,000 extra view. Pffft screw that at our zoo. Are you all about the view? Willing to spend the $200,000 or whatever more for it to come due? I think on that we will take a pass unless I were to become a rich little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

45 comments:

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    1. 7th in a row
      in with the flow!

      Hank

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    2. Double digits soon
      There at your sand dune

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  2. What A View Charged To You!
    Many ways getting at your dues
    Often hears the adage
    A rich takes advantage
    Of assets with different views

    Hank

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    1. That the rich do
      Have to get the assets with a view

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  3. I've never paid extra for a hotel room with a view because I'd rather just be out in the view enjoying it.

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    1. Yeah, that is a much better way to be
      Who needs a view when sleeping is all its used for by thee

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  4. I so rarely look outside and good view would be wasted on me.

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    1. Just go out to mow the lawn at your sea
      Need nothing but maybe a tree

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  5. Does a view matter if you're inside
    Do you look out or do you hide
    Windows are precious with sun streaming in
    When dark gloomy days do feel like a sin

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    1. Gloomy days happen any old way
      But they are never there to stay

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  6. People pay for a view in California
    To see the ocean and the beach
    But rather save my money and
    Then celebrate with something like a feast.

    Betty

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    1. Yeah, much better to do
      Than worry about an added view

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  7. I won't on prinicpal pay extra for a view not when one can enjoy it from the outside.
    Enjoyed the read as always.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Enjoyment can be had
      Out and about at ones pad

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  8. Love my view of the eastern plain
    Every bright sunrise keeps me sane
    While providing indoor plants a food chain

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    1. Can get your shots in too
      With plenty to view at your zoo

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  9. Now let's review: there is a view.
    Pay one million and it's all for you.

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    1. We may even give a deal
      $999,999.99 the deal will seal

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  10. I think I will stick with my free view!

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  11. The view out my front door is the crackheads across the courtyard. I'm not paying extra for that.

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    1. They should pay you
      For having such a view

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  12. we usually get the room overlooking the dumpster. I will say Ray paid more for our cruise room to have a small verandah, not just a port hole. It was awesome and yes, worth the price. It all depends

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    1. That isn't bad to do
      Especially when on a ship and only a port hole view

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  13. Ghetto view?

    0 down 300 a month

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    1. And free ammo too
      May be used on you

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  14. We have the view the street
    Sometimes it's a real treat.
    Cars and freak shows are on view
    never a dull moment, that is true.

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    1. Freak shows provide the fun
      As around they run

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  15. orlin N cassie....we look north south east west NW SE EW EN WS & everee way but up N see nothin but houzez....UGH ~~~~~~~~~~ ♥♥♥

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    1. And the houses have burds
      As they leave turds

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  16. the price I'd pay for a view
    can go up a bit or or two
    if window I now look through
    contains chick undressing woo-woo

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    1. Hey, nothing wrong with that
      Unless she's 500 pounds of fat

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  17. Lots with a view are a non-option for me. Grin.

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  18. We live on a court and my neighbors decided to buy a huge RV and park it in their driveway. That's my #*&%!^@ view. So, yes, I would pay more for a better view ;)

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    1. lol Not an RV fan
      Gonna start a petition to ban

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  19. I like a beautiful view, but I'd rather spend my money on traveling and changing views. People are paying a $100,000+ lot premium for mountain view lots near where I live. That is ridiculous! But then so are the MacMonster homes being built on these premium lots.

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    1. Yeah gigantic and more
      As they need to see views and have stuff galore

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  20. Some of our view is beautiful, you know.
    But the kitchen window looks at the Mr. Neighbor show. lol.

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    1. lol sure he likes the view
      As he stares back at you

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  21. i live in a field with a view of a million stars......most nights!

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  22. Used to have a view
    But another condo arose
    That's why I want to flee
    And fly East with the crows

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    1. Plenty to view here
      And far cheaper for the peer

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