Wednesday, November 2, 2016

A Cold Not Sold!


The cold is here.
Give a cheer.
You'll be frozen.
Hey, you've chosen.

Chosen to freeze.
Ain't it a breeze?
Whoops, I said ain't.
Is Pat going to faint?

Will someone die?
Oh me, oh my.
This is so bad.
Ain't can't be had.

Contractions abound.
Contact a hound?
Then noses abound.
Up butts they are found.

Great visual there.
Right! Frozen lair.
Frozen you are.
Stuck on par.

Frozen from cold.
Bah, that's just old.
It could still be warm.
Or maybe a snow storm.

Unless you live south.
Then shut your mouth.
I didn't mean that.
Pffft right says the cat.

Frozen you are.
Stuck on par.
Whoops, I said that.
Such a repeat cat.

Frozen you are.
Like a morning car.
Didn't say that one.
Time for a warm up run.

Frozen no more.
Goodbye insecure shore.
You warmed on up,
And dropped the insecure hiccup.

Ever frozen in place with the same old insecure place? Maybe you just need that warm tingly feeling. Hmmm could be some gutter dealing. A car can be remote started, you know. I'll end this before I become a R rated show. Time to take a warm up pass. I sure don't want to be a cold little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

98 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Are the lines still blurred where you're at?
    Hey, it's Wednesday..
    Such a fun day!

    Grrrrreat post!
    From coast to coast....

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    1. My lines shake all day
      At my sarcoidosis bay
      But that's okay
      I'm still alive
      High five?

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    2. Alive beats dead
      Even with a blurry head

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    3. That's as true as gold
      Or so I'm told

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    4. Truth be told
      Gold takes hold

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    1. Blue is back!
      And his name ain't Jack!
      Hello Hank...
      The Poetry Tank!
      Have a great day
      And the Hank Bay!

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    2. I'm insecure too...
      Will my neighbors hump on the loo?
      Will they scare me stiff?
      Will I be manured like Biff?
      Will I be able to snore?
      How come my neighbor pounds his door?
      What up at that shore?
      How come they love their floor?
      Will I be survive?
      Two humps or five?
      In the middle of the night?
      Or in broad daylight?
      See, Cat, I relly don't know
      How to cope at my show...
      Or maybe I called the cops on them a while ago
      And now they're really quiet at their show haha!

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    3. Great to see you Blue,
      where you belong
      It had been due
      Had taken a tad too long

      Hank

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    4. Good Morning Blue
      Good Morning Hank

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    5. A Cold Not Sold!
      One had to be told
      Frozen lot
      Not caught
      Was just being bold

      Hank

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    6. Good morning True
      Good morning Blue
      Good and well too!

      Hank

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    7. Having quite the go
      Hank seconds slow
      Blue is just wired
      The humping hasn't expired'
      So he got in fast
      As he listened to the cast
      A humping away
      Cops ruined their day
      Why not hump along
      Create your own song lol

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    8. No spelling bee for me
      In the place to be
      Having a go
      When you gotta go you gotta go
      Cops ruined their night
      Let's call it a naked fight
      That can't be right
      I got nearly blind
      A new place I sure need to find

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    9. Hello Hank!
      Hello True
      Where's my blue suede shoe?

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    10. Damn, blinded too?
      A full fledged view?
      Now that's a fright
      New place needs to take flight

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  3. It snowed here last week
    it melted into a creek
    it is not good to be frozen
    perhaps, you need a critique
    maybe, let someone take a peek
    hope they don't let it leak
    for that might cause a shriek
    your story was fresh & unique
    luring readers with mystique
    could just need a few tweaks
    but, what do I know I'm a freak
    with good friends who are a geek

    it's fall, later all!

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    1. Nothing frozen at my sea
      The words always fly free
      Well my toes may freeze
      With the stupid winter breeze
      But that one hand's on the go
      Fast not slow

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    2. Yup one hand for you on the go
      Typing away with the flow
      Never frozen at your bay
      as you have much yet to say

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    3. Still plenty in the tank
      Unlike the bank lol
      The cat never shuts up
      Yaps like a yappy pup

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  4. Good news for you Pat, it's going to get colder between now and the spring. Keep smiling.....lol
    Great verse.
    Yvonne.

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    1. lol colder it will be
      As that white crap comes for all to see

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  5. don't let freeze your enchanting flow of glorious vision .

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  6. That's why the expression says frozen in one spot. Move around, people!

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    1. Yep, move and find the groove once more
      There at ones shore

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  7. I'm from the south and definitely don't like the cold.

    Thoughts in Progress
    and MC Book Tours

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    1. The cold sucks a ton
      Hate when it comes for its run

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  8. I'm not from the South and it's stinkin' hot here in the Midwest! I wish I was frozen--a little:) But not in my writing.

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    1. A little isn't so bad
      When heat is all that is had

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  9. Nobody hates the cold more than me.

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    1. You own the cold hate
      Do you get an good interest rate?

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    2. Gets it in
      Ready for a snow spin

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  10. Writers group gets froze in place
    Take the test and you'll ace

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  11. Won't be frozen here this year
    That will be of good cheer

    Betty

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    1. That it will be grand
      Wise place to be in winter's wonderland

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  12. I'm sure not ready for butt freezing season!

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    1. Get a nice heater
      Not one that's a beater

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  13. It's very rarely that it gets cold enough to even have snow here in the desert. I'm really looking forward to winter and the cooler temps.

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    1. I'd look forward to it too
      There at your hot arse zoo

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  14. I used to be frozen with the same insecurity but no more! :D

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    1. Good to break on through
      There at your zoo

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  15. I love the cold,
    Have I never told?
    Its cool to sip the hot tea
    all alone just with me!

    http://slimexpectations.com/2016/11/343/

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  16. I didn't agree to the freeze! Not one time this summer did I complain about the heat.

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    1. The heat beats the freeze
      Hate the chilly breeze

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  17. my fingers are frozen when attempting a story lately, but they warm up to give the cat his due.
    Oh yes, he has a clue

    Good stuff

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    1. The cat gets them warm
      So type up a storm

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  18. I'm still trying to thaw out. I'll get there! Great poem :)

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  19. We're actually having a beautiful, warm fall today. I've been outside three different times for short walks. The end is near. You know how I hate the cold.

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    1. The cold deserves the hate
      Such a bitter fate

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  20. I do occasionally have a brain freeze:)

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  21. I was cold the other day
    but now it's hot at my bay
    Mother Nature is confused
    by which season is to be used
    Maybe the heat will stay
    but I hear cold is due back Friday

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    1. Yep, a flop flop
      As the temp does pop
      Up and down
      Beats snow town

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  22. My second year without snow, sleet and ice
    I have to admit, it is really nice!

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  23. I just started NaNo,
    cold, crazy, and insecure I go,
    need to turn up the heat,
    eat, write, drink, repeat.

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    1. Just don't get drunk
      Could leave one in a funk

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  24. No cold weather here yet, and from what I've heard, it's going to be even warmer than usual this winter, so there might not be much in the way of freezing going on here at all. I'll trust that the "freeze" stays away from my brain, too.

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    1. It shall stay away from the brain
      But sure won't go away here and instead be a pain

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  25. Congratulations on your win for the WEP Halloween/Constellations Challenge.
    I'm in the tropics, :) at least it feels that way to me!

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  26. When I get too cold
    excuse to get bold
    for cute girl to hold

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  27. Course it's cold, autumn's here/I am freezing to death, from my head to my rear! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. That does suck
      Need to get a nice heated truck

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  28. Frozen? "Let it go....let it go...." ♫♫♫

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  29. Our temperatures here are warm.
    But autumn is still full of charm.

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  30. Here autumnn can't decide if it's winter or summer

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  31. I'm thinking about bunking at Rosey's zoo,
    So I can have cold free winters too.
    I hate being freezing cold,
    Off to Florida I'll go as soon as I get old.

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    1. haha go there and retire
      Until you umm expire?

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  32. No snow yet where I live
    Don't know how much longer fall will give
    But enjoying while it's here
    The warmth as well as flower cheer

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    1. Have to enjoy
      As snow at your place sure isn't coy

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  33. Funny. Great poem. It's getting chilly where I live, too.
    IWSG co-host Mary at Play off the Page

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    1. Chilly will come
      Then freeze ones bum

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  34. Come to Australia. You'll thaw out in no time.

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    1. Sure will rather quick
      There the cold one can lick

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  35. How apropos, Pat! I'm living like a hobo, as my husband searches for the spot to escape the cold for good. Me, I like snow and cold, but here I am out in the middle of the hot desert among the joshua trees as Terry hunts! LOL I'm not sure when I'll get another chance on the internet in the near future, but when I do, I'll be visiting you and the cats for sure! Take care, my friend!

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    1. haha well as long as you have a motel room
      Otherwise a hobo life would be doom

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  36. I spent last week up north in Oregon, Washington, Utah, Idaho, Wyoming. Some days the weather went from 36 to 70 degrees within a matter of hours. Ghads, was my sinuses all stuffed and confused.

    I always have so many story ideas in my head, but as soon as I sit in front of the keyboard, my fingers freeze, my mind draws a blank white space. Not fun at all to chisel out all those once meaningful ideas.

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    1. That has to be rough on the sinus stuff
      And that sure has to make one huff and puff

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  37. It is starting to get cold here too. As usual I enjoyed your rhyme.

    http://healthymomsmagazine.net/2016/01/5-tips-to-stay-healthy-fit-through-winter.html

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  38. One can be frozen out of fear or insecurities but let's hope not ever in the position of sniffing another's butt.

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    1. That would be strange
      Stuck and unable to change

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  39. I ran outside in the frosty grass
    and nearly froze me little a@@
    well....maybe just my toes...
    my feet were bare with the temps low.

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    1. Did you place then in the sink
      So neighbor guy could give a wink?

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