Friday, November 25, 2016

A Month Out To The Cheery Shout!

The cheer is here, right? Hmm let's see about that at my site. I don't see it. That cheer is quite the hiding twit. Maybe it is under the bed? I guess I'll have to go and see if like me it is hiding its head.

With one month to go,
People scatter near and far.
They go blow for blow,
Over some fancy toy car.

Giving cheer and seasons greetings.
Yeah, and all that other crap.
Got to get to those year end meetings.
Have to bilk each silly shopping sap.

With one month to go,
You have to find a lap.
That lap gives a ho ho ho,
Sucking you into its trap.

After standing for a while,
You finally get a meet and greet.
Rushed out in single file,
Wasn't that lap oh so neat?

With one month to go,
The lists have to be made.
Time to give another blow,
And go on some type of tirade.

That offends me in every way.
That should never be said.
Look at that puny light display.
What was going through their head?

With one month to go,
Family is ready to come a calling.
You may need to get the back hoe,
Cousin Eddie is rather appalling.

But they gather around,
Many there for a free lunch.
Some you aren't sure where they are found,
Others you may want to punch. 

With one month to go,
Cheer seemed to have been hidden.
Maybe after going blow for blow,
It went somewhere where blows are forbidden.

Can't be Bill Clinton's bedroom.
So that is one place down.
What? Can't be all gloom.
I know that didn't cause a frown.

Maybe cheer is off in Bora Bora? There it can whora whora. At least according to Blue. Not sure I believe that to be true. Silly shopping sap is fun to say. Can you say it three times fast at your bay? Got the cheer at your sea? Are you a stomping shopper with glee? Online is easier and more cheery, although sometimes what they send you can be eerie. We'll have to go and give cheer some sass. It can't go to Bora Bora or hide under the bed with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.  

49 comments:

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    1. Very lucky again
      7 mins late but no pain!

      Hank

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    2. In with luck
      For the win not to duck

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    3. Blue was on the road
      Stuck like a blue toad
      Not a chick
      On a stick

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  2. A Month Out To The Cheery Shout!
    Xmas cheer to create a shout-out
    Go out on a spree
    To spend good money
    Year end sales are plenty about

    Hank

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    1. Sales every which way
      At least supposedly they say

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  3. When my late husband was alive and the children at home Christmas was great. Being on one's own it's just like any other day....I usually, weather permitting walk along the beach in the afternoon.
    Enjoyed your verse.
    Happy week-end to you Pat.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Yeah it gets to become like any other day
      When on one's own they stay

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  4. One month left to act all frantic
    Draw your money from the bantic
    Spend it, bend it, fold it, lend it
    Tear it, flair it, wear it, share it
    Treat it any way you choose
    In the end you always lose

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    1. And lose even more
      With a credit card charge it encore

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  5. Our newspaper was 90% ads yesterday.

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    1. And 10% bs too?
      Wow, what news comes to you lol

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  6. Christmas comes but once a year
    Make the best of it Joe
    You might not see next year.

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    1. Or you may see 50 more
      All a crap shoot at ones shore

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  7. We are always ready for Christmas so let's get the party started!

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  8. Put Christmas lights up yesterday
    So all going good here
    Time to continue to go on
    With more Christmas cheer

    betty

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    1. Getting your cheer in gear
      Even with no want to peer

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  9. ho ho ho - there's some cheer
    hope it doesn't bring fear

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    1. Fear it could bring
      If the ho ho ho went cha-ching

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  10. a month out for good cheer
    let's make it all year

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  11. Next year in honor of Donald Trump, it will be called Orange Friday and it's going to be YUGE

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    1. The best ever
      With a handsy endeavor

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  12. Trying to get the cheer in place- and going to spend minimal money this year. :) Other ways to spread kindness!
    ~Jess

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    1. Minimal money is the way
      Especially when you have zilch at your bay

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  13. The answer to the Christmas season,
    is to simply relax and not try to reason.

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    1. That is the way
      Relax and enjoy each day

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  14. Christmas comes one time a year
    with it comes joy to my ear
    yet shadows bring reason for fear
    my relatives soon will be here

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  15. Sad to think that cheer is already hidden with one month to go. Somehow we do have to keep the joy despite the hustle and bustle!!

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    1. That we have to try
      When the snow does fly

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  16. I love Christmas but really Pat still I dont have any gift !
    Only the next week Im thinking in begin to bake for Christmas, but only I live day by day ! hugs!

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    1. Day by day is the way to be
      No one will get anything from broke old me lol

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  17. I do very little Christmas shopping and I do it all at the last minute.

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    1. No sitting and waiting
      Done and onto umm mating

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  18. Only one month to go. Where did the time go? It's not been a very good year, I want it to just go!

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    1. Soon be gone
      Will next year be a con?

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  19. Online shopping is very convenient but its nice to go out and see the items too ~ I started shopping already but still have to put up the Christmas decors ~ Have a good weekend ~

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    1. Convenient it can be
      But yeah, some things are nice to see

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  20. I love Christmas and all it's cheer
    Don't like the forced ads, I show them my rear.
    Need to stay away from that crap
    Don't want to fall into their trap.
    I'm very behind
    Now I must rewind
    And read your other posts
    And give my many toasts

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    1. Behind no longer
      Caught up all the stronger
      Forced ads can suck it
      I ignore that shit

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  21. Only one month to go and I am almost finished with shopping. Love how convenient it is to buy everything I need online these days!

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    1. Yep, easy as can be
      No hustle and bustle at ones sea

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  22. I haven't even thought about Christmas. Out here in the desert with the sun and cacti, it's hard to imagine a sleigh and reindeer! Maybe Santa rides a burro here. There are lots of Christmas decorations, but it just looks weird. The casinos glowing across the Colorado River make me think of the Wizard of Oz. I still can't believe I'm in the middle of the Mojave Desert. I'm a little stranded, especially with no convenient internet service, but Terry is having a blast playing pickle ball. The things one does for love and cheer!

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    1. haha stuck out in the sand
      The cat would find grand
      A litterbox on the go
      Find a spot and stoop low

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  23. Email was such a pain on Black Friday
    Beeping every two seconds the entire day
    Why won't they all just go away!

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    1. Go away they should
      Wish they always would

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